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Parasocial Syndrome
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Parasocial Syndrome looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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These people have Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Parasocial Syndrome consists of yet more suicidal freaks who wont shut the fuck up about their waifu, you can help these people by reminding them that killing themselves will go horribly wrong and will possibly end up in the Hel instead of fucking their waifu |
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| Parasocial Syndrome | |
| Active | June 8, 2017 - The heat death of the universe |
| Nationality: | Global 
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| Occupation | Various |
| Highscore | Killed TBD, injured TBD |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | An Hero, Optional FPS DLC) |
| An Hero? | No (Nicholas Prosper) Yes (everyone else) |
| Motive | Autistic hyperfixation on their waifus |
People suffering from Parasocial Syndrome aka Randy Stair Syndrome take things to the next level, Instead of worshipping their waifu, they go out of their way to kill themselves, sometimes bringing others down with them, just to hope they will have sex with their cartoon character due to being biologically incapable of touching a female
Tranny Phantom
Moar info: Randy Stair.
Randy Robert Stair⚧ (alias: Andrew Blaze, aka Tranny Phantom) was an emo animefag Columbiner degenerate 24-year-old whose mental state caused him to devolve from a relatively normal handsome young lad into a man-child basement dweller constantly obsessing over Nickelodeon cartoon characters that he morphed into edgy school shooters called the Ember's Ghost Squad. His perverse and childish obsession with his fairy-tale world, coupled with his degenerative psychological condition eventually accumulated in him perpetrating a mediocre mass shooting at the grocery store he worked at, that resulted in a pitiful 3 murders before he an hero'd. He apparently believed that his imaginary friends were calling for him to kill himself so he could be with them forever. He was also a tranny and thought he was a girl in a man-child's body, Randy Stair is known to be one of the first major individuals with parasocial syndrome, hense why sometimes the disease could be known as Randy Stair Syndrome.
The Original Dokiposter
in 2018, some edgy kid named Ben whalmsley hanged himself and his parents thought that Doki Doki Literature Club groomed him into doing so
The OG Brony killer
Moar info: Brandon Scott Hole.
On April 15 2021, 19-year-old Brandon Scott Hole went tired of being a suicidal, autistic, brony wage slave and went postal, shooting up the FedEx Ground facility in Indianapolis, Indiana. Brandon Scott "A-Hole" killed 8 and injured 7, before ultimately becoming an hero. The motive behind his crusade was true romance and Brandon's deep, passionate, love for his waifu Applejack and his desire to spend eternity with her in the afterlife. With his noble quest in mind, Brandon drove to his former employers at FedEx armed with a rifle and began blasting the fuck out of the filthy casuals in the parking lot. Employees inside the facility were enjoying the relative safety of the gun-free zone, however, they could not call for help as they had to follow a no phone policy. Some argue shitty management are the real ones to blame for this tragedy because of this. Police arrived at 11 pm but it was too late, our warrior of love had already become an hero and his spirit instantly teleported to the My Little Pony realm where he and Applejack will live happily ever after.
