Burntfishie

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"This is where is begins!" "No, this is where it ends."

burntfishie was your dead average zoomer online: They liked team fortress 2, sonic the hedgehog, anime, r/196, fallout, fictional females, and cooming, all while viewing themself as completely unique.

So what makes this average redditor notable? How did they cause a shitstorm?

Well, it is confirmed. Like many who change the world, they became An Hero.

Background

They were born in 2007 or 2008. Like all stunted private citizens, they where obsessed with sonic and made "mods" for it, whatever that means.

Wizardly Suicide

According to new media, in early May, 2025, they jumped off a big height in Oregon and took one last picture before doing so, a picture of the height. They pisted it to twitter, calling it a beautiful view, and replied to it saying "long way down".

They then used their wizard powers cast dimension door to go 500 feet in the air, and came down with a cartoonish SPLAT!!!, creating a burntfishie shaped hole in the ground.

Then, the vile tunnel rats emnerged from the sewers!

The foul rats, oh! It is too dastardly to recount! They twisted burntfishie's head off in a dark ritual to satisfy their dark gods! Then, they skinned the poor person alive, leaving nothing but bloody bones! And, worst of all, they are using the skin amd skull as battle standards! Grizzly trophies!

burntfishie could have totally survived if not for that! The debble take dat damn tunnel rats! They did it to summon their dark god Millbog into the world! Woe is us!

Aftermath

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The last twitter post got a lot of attention.

Stonetoss used this to shill his crap, which lead to widespread butthurt and lulz, which caused his address to be leaked by someone with a supetman themed twitter account.

The bloody bones were found and where "confirmed" to be burntfishie in June 2025.

The truth

burntfishie actually faked their death, Ronnie McNutt style, and now they are being held in a CIA blacksote for knowing too much, right next to president Daniel Larson and u/worthless319.

The bloody bones that were left out by the tunnel rats actually belong to Anthemoverload, a disappeared youtuber who got witchhunted for being a """pedo""".