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Marshall and Millions

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DEY WUZ GUD BOIS

If pitbulls are the niggers of dogs, why has there not been a George Floyd yet? Luckily, British police answered the question in May 2023 after shooting two shitbulls named Marshall and Millions(yes the name is plural for some reason.)The shooting resulted in astounding amounts of butthurt from pitmommies on Facebook and a change.org petition with over a million signatures. A weird cult has already emerged from the incident including candlelight vigils, bad poetry and commemorative tattoos.


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