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Life Is Strange
If one were to define the most unoriginal video game of 2015, this would be the answer. Behold, Life Is Strange, an episodic video game about a twelfth grade emo bitch who discovers that she has the ability to rewind time in order to correct whatever fucks up in her life. Although this is the most derivative plot ever conceived, everybody gave the game's developers a huge ass-pat because the gameplay was Edgy as fuck, and starred a female protagonist for the sake of being progressive.
The Game
Episode 1: Chrysalis
Maxine Caulfield (referred to as "Max" hereinafter) is a newfag at Blackwell Academy in Oregon. After witnessing the pwnage of her lesbian friend, Chloe Price, she somehow acquires the ability to rewind time and uses this power to impress her faggot teacher, correct whatever fuck ups she makes and/or witnesses, and troll the shit out of anyone who hasn't checked their privilege. Soon enough, Max then discovers the truth about some "dream" she had which is actually the reckoning of a huge cyclone which is going to flush Arcadia Bay down the shitter.
Episode 2: Out of Time
A ton of other bullshit happens; involving some lolcow named Kate Marsh following in Amanda Todd's footsteps and contemplating suicide after becoming the subject of a lulzy viral video. Max resorts to saving her sorry ass and pulling her down from the roof she was going to jump from, promising that she will find out what happened to Kate and Chloe's MIA friend Rachel Amber.
Episode 3: Chaos Theory
Max and her dyke friends break into the principal's office at night trying to find clues about Rachel's disappearance. They end up alerting the campus security and take refuge at the dormitory. Max examines a photo of herself and Chloe, which somehow transports her to the day the photo was taken. In this alternative reality, Max has to save Chloe's dad, but instead she paralyses Chloe from the neck down. Max looks at the photo again which allows her to rollback her dumbass decisions and restore the original timeline along with everyone's health.
Episode 4: Dark Room
After moar dicking around, Max explores a scrapyard and discovers Rachel's buried corpse. Mark Jefferson (the teacher) pulls a surprise attack; shooting Chloe in the head and putting Max to sleep. Max awakens and uses her powers to escape into a photograph and transport back to the beginning of the game.
Episode 5: Polarized
The party van shows up and arrests Mr. Jefferson, while Max comes to the realization that her abilities have caused an approaching cyclone that's about to royally pwn Arcadia Bay.
The ending depends on weather you made faggot decisions or not, and ultimately results in sacrificing Chloe to save the town, or vice versa.
Characters
- Maxine Caulfield: The main character. Max is a newfag at Blackwell Academy who has the ability to rewind time, which she uses in order to fulfill her perfectionist desires.
- Chloe Price: One of Max's friends, and a dyke (as hinted by her short blue hair). She provides no use to Max whatsoever, and only exists for the sake of this game having a "plot". She also speaks like a wigger all the time.
- Mark Jefferson: The teacher who drugs and kills young girls for the sake of fulfilling his necro-photogrpahy fetish. He's a 30-something-year-old cocksucker who manages to make every girl in school cream themselves.
- Kate Marsh: Some loser who becomes the subject of a viral video which almost makes her become An hero. Max saves her, unfortunately.
See also
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