User talk:Uberfukken

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Uberfukken

This user has little love for lolifags.

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Welcome, Uberfukken

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TKN Bot 19:04, 3 June 2012 (EDT)

IP Ban

Look you little bitch, I was serious when I said I had been IP Banned from the forums. I requested that Zaiger ban me and he did it. Is that so hard for you to believe?

Monsterman20 05:41, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

That's a lie. She is not banned from the forum and she never asked me to ban her on the forum. We do not to bans "on request". --zaiger (talk) 08:40, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Messyjessie‎

when you move it out don't move it, copy and paste it into Messyjessie‎ please. I have a new bot I am testing, ED_NewPages.--zaiger (talk) 22:39, 9 September 2012 (EDT)

I'll tell lulzbomb, he's the one posting it.Uberfukken 22:50, 9 September 2012 (EDT)

About the article "Succupirequeen"

It's nothing more than a 14 year old throwing a tantrum. The article "writer" is someone on deviantart user   chipmunkslikeyooou, and not only is her article just some type of personal feud, but not lulzworthy, since it's not new to see female internet drama. therealsq 17:50, 9 November 2012 [EST]

Find someone who cares.Uberfukken 05:27, 10 November 2012 (EST)

...

Good job with Shitting up recent changes! I award you with a catgirl!

••General Niggerson 18:51, 5 March 2013 (EST)

You're welcome.Uberfukken 18:58, 5 March 2013 (EST)

What the fuck are you and phobos doing? oddguy 19:02, 5 March 2013 (EST)

i think he mad Uberfukken 19:05, 5 March 2013 (EST)

I guess thats why you left that assfrustrated message on your boytoy's page eh? -0- Phobos 19:21, 5 March 2013 (EST)

gb2ohi Uberfukken 19:13, 5 March 2013 (EST)

lol I've been with this site since 2006 get the fuck out of here new faggot -0- Phobos 19:21, 5 March 2013 (EST)

kUberfukken 19:23, 5 March 2013 (EST)

Hey

Congrats! :) ••General Niggerson 15:07, 6 March 2013 (EST)

Thank you :D Uberfukken 17:02, 6 March 2013 (EST)

>.<

Appreciate catching the <center> tag I forgot close. Will be more careful in the future ^reply 11:06, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

np, thanks for helping :D Uberfukken 11:06, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

RE: Heads up on killing spammers faster

DarkLordTR suggested I add {{banplz}} so I'll add that from now on. Just in case no admins are around at the time ^reply 03:28, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

whatevers clever Uberfukken 03:30, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

Cool beans, see you on the battlefield ^reply 03:39, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

teratology/quebecois

hey thanks. i was puzzled as fuck about that. hipcrime 14:55, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

lol np. i still got a lot to learn, but im on it :D Uberfukken 16:19, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

IRC

Have you been having difficulties with IRC?Schnookums 02:30, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

I don't use it much but I believe they're swallowing ddos at the moment, saw some comments on fb and twitter regarding it.Uberfukken 02:36, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Re: your edit

Regarding your edit here: Is there an archived version of an article of that name on the Wayback Machine? I can't access it at the moment, but my opinion is that restoring the old article is better than removing all mention of it. Equivamp^talk 14:23, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Schnookums moved it here. There isn't much on it, but do what you'd like with it.Uberfukken 08:55, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

spam accounts

Do me a favor, when you delete a spammer's page, delete the deletion summary too. If you don't then you can still see the spammer's link in the logs and recent changes. --zaiger (talk) 22:57, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

and don't move another user's article to userspace. Give it a couple days to see if the user improves it and then just delete it outright if it is something shitty like that. --zaiger (talk) 23:06, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

got it Uberfukken 01:59, 10 April 2013 (EDT)

BMO award

BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up.

02:47, 8 May 2013 (EDT)

Ahahaha YES <3 Uberfukken 10:41, 8 May 2013 (EDT)

hi

♥♥♥ 11:26, 8 May 2013 (EDT)

Username change

Any way you, E or Zaigie could change my name on here to @ndri@ to match my forum signature and go with my EDF2 handle? @ndri@ 15:00, 12 May 2013 (EDT) -Magnum

Yeah, but you'll have to get in touch with one of them about it, I don't think I can do that.Uberfukken 15:22, 12 May 2013 (EDT)

Thanks. Gonna ask E right now. @ndri@ 15:27, 12 May 2013 (EDT)

Can't get a hold of Zaiger since he's supposedly retired, E hasn't responded, the other bureaucrats haven't been on in months, how do I go about getting my forum name changed to @ndri@ and not just my forum sig? -78magnumXE @ndri@ 07:55, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

Try contacting them on IRC. Uberfukken 13:26, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

Prvw

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

j/k 18:42, 12 May 2013 (EDT)

AH DO WUT AH WAN Uberfukken 18:47, 12 May 2013 (EDT)

Schnookums likes this.

Hello and thank you for your help in glorying the venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Your knowledge of the venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea exceeds even we within it's loving embrace. Perhaps we should have researched the venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea for longer. Your representation of our country is worthy of the finest Methamphetamines and forced labor. May you prance on the heavens with our beloved leader in the heavens, and if you should earn the ire of the people of the venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea, may the chemical weapon tested on you be an efficacious one.Ambassador of venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea 15:13, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

Thank you friend and when we meet in Camp 14 I will gladly share with you the remains of the rats that the Young General has bestowed upon us. Your service shall forever be recognized by the socialist fairyland as a testament to the will of the Chosun people.Uberfukken 15:24, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

Your praises make the many child brides of Kim Jong-Il smile a million smiles, and your offer of our nations delicacy of rat remains is most generous. However, I have no knowing of the camp in which you refer. The only camps of the venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea are camps for our children to frolic and willingly praise the Great Leader. Any barbed wire compounds with towers are merely exhibit to remind our brave and sexually voracious people the perils of capitalism. Ambassador of venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea 16:33, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

Marjan Siklic article of now

Thanks for highlighting my article.

I have one comment - could you change the article of now picture?

In the talk, he tried to take down ED and gave us those photos that are supposedly of him. However, he gave a fake birthday, name, and address among other things. I don't know if that's actually him. File:MarjanSiklicGGG2007.jpg or File:MarjanSiklicGGG2010,2.jpg would be preferable as that's actually known to be him without a doubt and was used on the original dox page which my article is based on.

Qwb 04:35, 18 June 2013 (EDT)

I tried to add the article link to the Takedown ED template since that's what you gave the link when you made it the feature article, but it didn't work. I suppose it needs an admin or editor to edit it? If you could help me out. Thanks.

Qwb 05:02, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

Aempirei

good job finding that image. :D -hipcrime 10:58, 23 June 2013 (EDT)

no prob. tried finding the original but came up short. there's more over here if you run a search for his name.Uberfukken 11:14, 23 June 2013 (EDT)

-_-;

I want to file a complaint against MediaWiki:Blockedtext. Seriously, what if some little kid stumbles upon the sight and doesn't see any mature content until... .__.; This site is offensive 01:15, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

Are you offended? Save the whales! Breed them so we can eat whale jerky! 10:33, 25 June 2013 (EDT)

:(

The convenience store won't sell me anymore alcohol. It sucks. Farfoos 15:11, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

Did you notice that header == :( == looks like a sad dragon with a beard? Fuck man I should rest. Farfoos 15:13, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

Re: You subservient piece of shit.

Nothing really "planned". Go ahead and do what you think is current. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 21:30, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

Shy Boys IRL

I just made an article on Shy Boys IRL which is a documentary on love shy. It's a film featuring bitter misogynistic virgins whining about their "condition".

There's not much text so it's mostly a stub right now but I added lots of quotes from the video and pictures found on various websites (mostly forums) mocking it.

If you think it's good enough, could it be moved?

Qwb 05:50, 4 July 2013 (EDT)

thanks Qwb 14:52, 4 July 2013 (EDT)

Image Update - Overwrite Requested

I found a full-size replacement image for the original file Principaltoschoolgirl.gif on the Bimbofication page, can it be overwritten? I've uploaded it and the full-size is at https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:PrincipaltoSchoolgirl-2.jpg. DHAkutare 12:11, 14 July 2013 (EDT)

The AOTN is not changing

It is still that old article from yesterday, the new article is not showing up on the Front Page. Oh wait, today is July 15, 2013. Never mind. You can flush the [[File:AOTN is not up to date.JPG]] and my sincere apology for wasting your time. LIATBuster30011 19:03, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

Can you hide edit at 00:32 and delete and hide this message as well, that is the sensitive message I sent to everyone who edit LifeInATent article and now he out for blood. LIATBuster30011 20:57, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

That is okay, Sysop Uberfukken. I understand. I am currently getting moar death threats from LifeInaTent. It very fascinating whenever anyone edit his article, my inbox get fag up with shit. I just concern for everyone safety because that the same threats that he sent to me three months about calling the FBI and slitting-everyone-throat type of death threats LIATBuster30011 22:07, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

Looking back, it seem like nothing going to happen. I am relieved. LIATBuster30011 22:33, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

RE:

let's wait and see if people still remember the tripfag by next week first, be fore making an article.-- Talk to me|Contribs 16:04, 22 July 2013 (EDT)

One question

Is it okay to be here if I'm a furry? I won't raep your pet dog.(As if that would ever happen. I'm not into beastiality)--ARealFurry 20:26, 22 July 2013 (EDT)

You know...

There's always the rollback button. ••General Niggerson 23:29, 23 July 2013 (EDT)

But there's always going to the last revision of the guy prior to the mother fucker's edits. ••General Niggerson 23:43, 23 July 2013 (EDT)

yours url problem

many url is broken like that url you tell about :

http://profileengine.com/people/permanentlygoawayanddie/rory.mcelearney#/peoplesearch?friends[]=78769882

what uberfucking always do if this happen are http://www.blooberry.com/indexdot/html/topics/urlencoding.htm plus clicks ""URL encodings section" much are fixes with this this url you look below:

http://profileengine.com/people/permanentlygoawayanddie/rory.mcelearney#/peoplesearch?friends%5B%5D=78769882

immediately lulz of you are restored — Preceding comment added by His dead uncle (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

A catgirl for you!

Good job with Colleen! I award you with a catgirl!

-hipcrime 18:40, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

uberfukken likes this.

Excellent work.

HEY THERE!
Hey, Uberfukken! I saw what you did with QOTN
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

LIATBuster30011 10:07, 1 August 2013 (EDT)

nuchan

can you delete the sexlord section of nuchan?

we already have an article-- milwin 04:54, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

Video Code (LiveLeak)

<center>{{frame|<video type="liveleak" id="NUMBERS" width="NUMBERS" height="NUMBERS" frame="true" position="center"/>}}</center>

As mentioned on Milwin's talk, I'm sure there was a page that showed all the supported video types (and Zaiger had a page in his userspace) but I can't find it/them. • Mr.Jonzz 21:52, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

(diff | hist) . . Sexlord66‎; 04:26 . . (-135) . . Uberfukken (Talk | contribs | rape) (2 hot 4 liveleak)

Did it get taken down? BTW, disregard the {{frame|}} in the above code, it looks shitty. • Mr.Jonzz 23:30, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

Sucks about the video however... I knew I'd seen it before, woot! User:Zaiger/Video • Mr.Jonzz 00:14, 4 August 2013 (EDT)

I've copied it into my own userspace for any future reference I may need however it might be worth including it into the 'how 2 edit' guide... maybe as a subpage.

Embedding Video: More Information

• Mr.Jonzz 00:38, 4 August 2013 (EDT)

re: tags

k, got it. is it ok if i wait a week and a half and then look them over and if needed then, tag them then?-- Talk to me|Contribs 00:53, 4 August 2013 (EDT)

Sounds cool then..-- Talk to me|Contribs 01:09, 4 August 2013 (EDT)

RE: spam summarys

will do! thanks!-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:25, 4 August 2013 (EDT) Thanks for thetip. and haha, you caght that last one before me.-- Talk to me|Contribs 18:32, 5 August 2013 (EDT)

phil fish

oddly I can't see the index in the Phil fish page I'm working on, what's wrong?-- milwin 09:15, 5 August 2013 (EDT)

yeah the table of contents is nowhere to be found.-- milwin 09:18, 5 August 2013 (EDT)

sexlord66

I removed all the mention of the bad dox and merged it back with nuchan, I hope you dont mind.--Ieaiaio 21:10, 8 August 2013 (EDT)

what. the actual fuck. Sexlord 21:48, 8 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

re:gna/bna list

The reason I switched out that one was because I'm going to merge it with Chat hour if noone objects on its talk page within the next day.-- Talk to me|Contribs 14:34, 17 August 2013 (EDT)

Hello ~

:3 oddguy 11:12, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

Get on IRC fgt. I have several enchantments for your gear. Echo of Schnookums 11:43, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

I don't like IRC... they talk about computer things and it confuses me. oddguy 11:47, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

I named my oven after you. Echo of Schnookums 11:49, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

You named your oven Yitzhak? oddguy 11:50, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

added to the list.-- milwin 11:52, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

... Who? Me? oddguy 11:53, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Milwin#Notes_about_oddguy-- milwin 11:56, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

This information needs to be used to nominate Oddguy for Faggot of the Year. Echo of Schnookums 11:59, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

;_; This is all okay... But I really do have a moral problem with some of the users reacting to girls like 13 year olds... I don't white knight... you hurt my feeling. oddguy 12:02, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

yo

got some pics for the scooby werkstatt doxing article at the bottom of the page at User:CrackRabbit/shit_i_have_to_sort.-- Talk to me|Contribs 11:29, 21 August 2013 (EDT)

Rasslin'...

I saw you mention earlier that you're planning to overhaul the Wrestling article and it reminded me I've been compiling related articles with a view to creating a new series template:

Uberfukken
is part of a series on
Wrestling

Andre the Giant • Andy Kaufman • Brian Adams • The Casey • Chris Benoit • Chyna • Doomer3868 • EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN • Feminist Mud Wrestling • Hulk Hogan • Jeff Hardy • John Cena • MMA • Mr. T • Owen Hart • Professional Wrestling • Randy Savage • Sgt. Slaughter • Steroids • The Ultimate Warrior • Underground Forum • Undertakerfreak1127 • Wrestlecrap • WWEDX2007

It's very basic atm but I reckon it might be a worthwhile addition... thoughts? • Mr.Jonzz 00:38, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

Breaking down the article into a few stubs is a good idea... I actually did a full re-write of Sgt. Slaughter in 2012 but lost it thanks to faggotry, I was so pissed off I couldn't be bothered doing it all again. One person who does (imo) need an article is The Ultimate Warrior... • Mr.Jonzz 01:23, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

Is there enough meat on the Owen Hart incident to make a full article? It might be an idea to create a section in Professional Wrestling highlighting any/all 'wilful endangerment' by the companies, I'm pretty sure I remember (I could be wrong) hearing that the WWF set up a thing for former wrestlers with problems stemming from steroid/drug abuse. You're right about Macho Man needing moar words, I did a little overhaul and uploaded a bunch of images not too long ago though. I <3 his elbow-dropping a hampster. :D • Mr.Jonzz 01:52, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

	“	all their ex-talent wind up suicidal drug addicts.	„

There are a few exceptions but yeah, pretty much. Again, this is half-remembered but I seem to recall a former talent (80's) talking about there being an implicit understanding between 'the powers that be' and the wrestlers about 'juicing' along the lines of "do it by all means, bigger is better... just don't get caught". It could possibly be from watching 'Beyond The Mat'. • Mr.Jonzz 02:25, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

IRC

If you have a moment. NotSchnookums 14:42, 23 August 2013 (EDT)

Can you fix this?

Or do you know someone who can fix it? https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Uncle_Ben%27s_Rice/Sandbox#Videos Me Ne Frego! 04:19, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

I saw what you did

And you are on my list. And its a very long list. Atomicnumber27 06:27, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

I need a favor

I would like to have Encyclopedia Dramatica to be the first news site in the world to discuss the Parabon software leak, but I need this uploaded to ED before that can happen. Can you add this to a separate page (but related page) cause the PRISM page is going to already be massive in size http://imgur.com/a/gkZnh if you can't do this, do you know who can? Me Ne Frego! 19:41, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

derka

lol, please leave it down for a little bit, she wants to see it down before she will give pix. Don't worry it's going straight into the article, I'm not that selfish. Gretchen 00:15, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

Bah, lying bitch didn't come through. Thanks for leaving it down for a bit though. Gretchen 00:45, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

Thought I'd bug you about this while I'm in ur base... What's up with ED thinking I'm a spammer trying to register for the forums? It seems to be full of even more faggotry than irc, but i am desiring to be a part of this fine upstanding community Gretchen 02:43, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

I guess I just had to try a different username, I just signed up using the same email and ip, maybe I was drunk and registered the name I wanted already and can't remember the password. Anyways grassy ass.

Sorry I keep targeting you to bug about shit but you actually respond so it's your own goddamn fault. What's the procedure for changing a page's title or URL? I did a bunch of work on [[1]] a while ago and was wondering if it could be bumped up in the google search if it was titled or URL'd Donald Buffkin. It's not like I'm trying to ruin anyone's life or anything. I swurr. Gretchen 01:16, 4 September 2013 (EDT)

Sveetness, danke!

spamar

thx.

I previously left a message at User_talk:CrackRabbit#howto_unspam but they no respond. I ignore spammers now!!! <3 --Paul Atreides 15:19, 7 September 2013 (EDT)

Black Boring Hat Bloke

Don't revert his DBZ article edits, I already fixed them...manually...which was a major pain in the ass. --Onideus 03:37, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

Er, scratch that, it wasn't him, it was some other guy who was making similar mass/boring/shit edits...in fact I should go check the rest of them right now. --Onideus 03:39, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

wut

I just attempted to register on EDF2 and was informed that my email address was b&... Dafuq? • Mr.Jonzz 16:40, 11 September 2013 (EDT)

What's crackin'?

I'm just here to party -- Semjaaza 08:25, 12 September 2013 (EDT)

Maysam messing with pictures

Couldn't find another size for this and it seems large enough to me: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:,eh_copy.jpg Should be removed from the "Full image needed" page/category.

Delete and forget? https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:-weed-_-_Cannabis_Discussion_1236813832025.JPG Maybe I'm even useless for this kind of shit but this is probably just lost.

Okay third one I can't find plus it's not even in an article: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:...LMAO.jpg

Lost 4: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:00001.jpg Fire me.

Lost 5: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:00003.jpg

Lost 6: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:0002.gif Let's talk about the use of me doing this on the forum. Maysam 09:58, 26 September 2013 (EDT)

yo

get in here pls.-- Talk to me|Contribs 00:30, 29 September 2013 (EDT)

re:

fine. but what was the deal with you deleting that moot/snacks gif? both moot and snacks are adults, and moe and catgirl personifications =/= lolicon or cartoon cp.-- Talk to me|Contribs 19:21, 30 September 2013 (EDT)

This user has little love for lolifags.

• Mr.Jonzz 09:14, 1 October 2013 (EDT)

Tru story. -Uberfukken 09:33, 1 October 2013 (EDT)

Stop Vandalizing The Softpaw Article

You can remove that shit from the Babyfur article if you want, but leave it on the originating article, I don't care if it makes you furry fucks look like pedos, that's the point. --Onideus 13:21, 5 October 2013 (EDT)

PS - Stop spamming giant image shit on my talk page. --Onideus 13:34, 5 October 2013 (EDT)

deleting

u should not be deleting images or anything else. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:42, 5 October 2013 (EDT)

Krokodil

I think you put the new article I made on both GNA and BNA at the same time. oddguy 17:53, 11 October 2013 (EDT)

lol, well shit -Uberfukken 17:59, 11 October 2013 (EDT)

Regarding my recent block

Here is an except from IRC that I sent to Meepsheep:

Meep, this DarkLordTR
18:22 DarkLordTR Apparently, Uberfukken banned me infinitely even though there a lot of edit in RC i didn't do. A few were reverts to *things I had added before the block, which I had no reason to remove
18:23 DarkLordTR The only thing I got before that happen was some message about how I had hit the ED server with a lot of HTTP requests, which I thought was just another "ED is slow" moment
18:24 DarkLordTR When it cleared up, a lot of edits in my name showed up that I didn't do (I was waiting for the apparent slowness to clear up) and couldn't have done because I was waiting
18:25 DarkLordTR I have no reason to give ED any shit and have been a loyal Ediot for awhile now, and have no reason to fuck that up, nor do I want to.

That all said, I did a little checking. I have the Pinger Firefox extension installed, and it seems I accidentally turned it on while viewing the recent changes on a tab, which might explain the http requests, but to my knowledge that extension doesn't have the ability to revert edits, unless it triggered some sort of recursive web exploit or something. As for the edits, I couldn't have made them because I got the "SLOW THE FUCK DOWN" message and decided to wait a little bit before looking at ED again.

That's all I know. As for the edits, I checked the edits I supposedly made, and honestly, why the hell would I fuck up stuff I just recently added, (and some of those edits were on pages I didn't even visit)? I'll be changing my password in case someone jacked my account somehow, but past that, I can't offer any explanation.

Meepsheep undid the block after I explained the above, and I plan on disabling that Firefox extension while on ED and changing my account password. If shit like that happens again, I don't know what to say except I have no fucking reason to piss off ED staff, nor do I have the desire to. DarkLordTR --> 19:44, 22 October 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

If You Do It Again

I'm going to give you a *NEED* to not do it anymore. --Onideus 12:41, 27 October 2013 (EDT)

Yeah, Uber, don't press buttons and write words again, or Onideus will fuck your shit up, IT'S FUCKING SERIOUS STUFF --Likeicare 15:50, 27 October 2013 (EDT)

I'm scared immensely, onideus writes stuff in tl;dr and he insults you.-- milwin 15:53, 27 October 2013 (EDT)

Discussion moved

I moved the discussion to User_talk:Onideus#Unfunny since it was mainly about Onideus than Princess Molestia. --JuniusThaddeus 14:05, 27 October 2013 (EDT)

Re: tnx

No problem dude, I try to help out where I can. BakaRed 23:23, 27 October 2013 (EDT)

RE: re

Alright. Try paying more attention. The links were pretty harmless (i.e. not leading to CP or viruses), so reverting alone was enough. --JuniusThaddeus 19:33, 28 October 2013 (EDT)

Maintaining the xotn's isn't a part of my role on this website. I wasn't doing them in 2011 or 2012. Why are you expecting me to do them now? --JuniusThaddeus 07:35, 29 October 2013 (EDT)

Have Fun Fighting My Bot

They broke the rules, vandalizing an article, Zaiger says that's a ban. Don't like it, take it up with him. --Onideus 15:12, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

Adding an image is not vandalism D: Uberfukken 15:13, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

No, adding an autoplaying Youtube music track is though. And adding the image to the TOP of the page is a vanity edit (I moved it to the gallery). --Onideus 15:16, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

It's a new image, original content, and funny. It should be at the top IMHO. Uberfukken 15:20, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

It's pretty shitty actually compared to the general quality of materials in my article. You can add this one to the top if you like...

It's basically the same thing except that one doesn't look like MS Paint shit that was slopped together by a mildly retarded 3rd grader. --Onideus 15:24, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

the point to your article isn't to have whatever content most pleases you --Likeicare 15:26, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

It's not about what "pleases me" you dipshit, it's about QUALITY and not plastering it over with shit level VANITY EDITS because you happen to be especially buttmad today. --Onideus 15:27, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

The difference is, the image you suggested puts you in a positive light, while the one you are removing puts you in a negative light. This is why people shouldn't be allowed to edit their own articles. Uberfukken 15:29, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

How the hell does that paint me in a positive light? There is ~nothing~ on that article which paints me in ~any~ sort of "positive light". You're basically trying to justify shit level vanity edits that actually make me LOOK GOOD because the quality is so absolutely horrible. It makes my detractors look like complete morons...which, okay, quite a few of them are, but the point of the article isn't to paint me in a positive light (as you claim). --Onideus 15:34, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

Jedi Cockslapper Onideus image vs image of Onideus getting slapped with a cock. Do what you want, the point was made. Uberfukken 15:36, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

what? i wasn't editing it? --Likeicare 15:28, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

As an alternative you could use this one:

Schnookums is gone and it's been on the article for over six months so it's not a vanity edit. Uh...if that's used though I'm gonna clean it up a bit (there's that weird text in the top left hand corner). --Onideus 15:38, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

Get off my talk page nao, tnx. Uberfukken 15:42, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

You're the one who wanted to discuss this, so let's discuss it. I just presented you with an alternative that pretty well paints me in the absolute WORST light (and isn't horrifically crappy MS Paint shit). --Onideus 15:44, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

Onideus you yourself say that you want the article to be funny, the cock slap gif is hilarious imo --Likeicare 15:47, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

It's supposed to be more insulting than funny actually. The ORIGINAL gif is quite amusing...not so much with a disembodied MS Paint head floating randomly over it. I'm actually planning on putting together a "cock slap" article at some point; I've got about a dozen related images so far. The original version would work very well with it and would be a LOT funnier than that butchered version.

If you feel so strongly about it why don't you make a better version? Or you could ask me to make a better version. I'm not going to get it done ~today~ or anything, but I think in a week or two I can sum up enough free time to get it finished. --Onideus 15:53, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

because i have absolutely no shoop skills whatsoever. this should be moved to the article talk page --Likeicare 15:55, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

If Uber wants to move it he/you can. It's discussing article content so it'd be more on topic there than here. --Onideus 15:58, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

LOL

••General Niggerson 16:10, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

RE:

LOL! Interstellar Shipping & Trading 10:12, 4 November 2013 (EST)

XOTN

	“	As she's at high school, she picks me up in the morning and we go to school together. After school we meet at the gates and go home together... In the game I am 17.	„
	—Yuge, who is 39 IRL and prefers virtual girlfriends to sex

File:Schnookums Kitten.jpg Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 09:05, 5 November 2013 (EST)

halp

hi I uploaded a pic but it doesn't look high quality like the one I have in my computer, here it is:
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:Rachewood.png

halp-- milwin 12:22, 5 November 2013 (EST)

btw if it would help here's the pic where I found it:

-- milwin 12:25, 5 November 2013 (EST)

gif

well.... shit, zaiger better update this wiki into a wiki that can accept more frames, btw do you know what game that gif was from?
here it is : http://i.imgur.com/IdOhmNX.gif-- milwin 08:19, 11 November 2013 (EST)

...

I think there's a bug in your bot. ••General Niggerson 16:30, 25 November 2013 (EST)

Your bot is still a little buggy. ••General Niggerson 23:34, 2 December 2013 (EST)

Scampini and Mantequilla went on a proxy banning spree and Colleen oddly created user pages for them, which didnt fit. so i went ahead and baleeted the user pages. Anyways, I'm not forcing you to fix your bot, just wanted to pop by to say that it probably still needs some work. ••General Niggerson 23:44, 2 December 2013 (EST)

hi

<3 --Mantequilla (talk) 23:07, 25 November 2013 (EST)

10/10

(Molestation log); 23:33 . . Uberfukken (Talk | contribs | rape) raped FUCKYOUCAN'TBANME! (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) (yes we can)

18:34, 2 December 2013 (EST)

re

yeah, with that quote i basically was placing emphasis on how they used "Notorious" as a label in order to call out the sensationalist wording of the media when it comes to articles about 4chan. 85% of articles on the web call 4chan "notorious." i wasnt really trying to be using it as a soapbox tbh.-- Talk to me|Contribs 23:09, 3 December 2013 (EST)

But it is notorious...

	“	no·to·ri·ous adj. Known widely and usually unfavorably; infamous	„
	— Le Dictionary

• Mr.Jonzz 23:22, 3 December 2013 (EST)

^ This. Aside from that, my point is that the contribution completely lacked any comedic value. If you're going to derail the article with how the media portrays 4chan, at least add some humor to it. This ain't Wikipedia. Uberfukken 23:52, 3 December 2013 (EST)

I noticed this was still up

I poosted on da furum about it but you guys were too busey fappin 2 it

So I thoot I wood leve it heer for your pleszer.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:Gargleoncocks.jpg

Luv Gretchen 13:06, 4 December 2013 (EST)

Done ••General Niggerson 13:08, 4 December 2013 (EST)

thanks nigga. PS UBERFUKKEN I VANDALIZED YOUR PAGE ON THE WAY OUT U GAY HOMO Gretchen 13:18, 4 December 2013 (EST)

@NKO who protects his usertalk like a scared liddle bitch

I fucking own you.

Also that image is still up, dunno if there's a delay or something. I drgaf just trying to help.

Cheers, you fucking faggot! ♡♥♡♥ Gretchen 13:49, 4 December 2013 (EST)

what the fuck is going on?-- milwin 13:53, 4 December 2013 (EST)

He's just mad cause I locked him away from his playground. And Also, ED is slow. ••General Niggerson 13:54, 4 December 2013 (EST)

Ok cool thanks. Milwin I want to unload a massive, hot load of HIV-infected semen into your bruised and bleeding rectum . Gretchen 14:00, 4 December 2013 (EST)

Watch your mouth cunt, I will make you suck my dick and then have nko give you a rimjob, and then I will proceed to cum a tsunami.-- milwin 14:02, 4 December 2013 (EST)

Bitch please. You couldn't come if you were ron jeremy after eating a viagra cake. I'll straight up twist your nipple off with a pair of pliers. Gretchen 14:12, 4 December 2013 (EST)

i shove my hand down my dick and pull out my bladder mmhmmmm this is sex.2.0-- milwin 14:14, 4 December 2013 (EST)

OMG HALP! VANDALS ARE ATTACKING ME WAT DO? Gretchen 14:17, 4 December 2013 (EST)

UBERFUKKEN HELP ME BULLIES ARE VANDALIZING ME! Gretchen 22:15, 4 December 2013 (EST)

HI THERE

asd Ludwig Linkermann, The Enemy of Your Enemy's Enemy 14:54, 4 December 2013 (EST)

lol welcome ;D Uberfukken 14:56, 4 December 2013 (EST)

I'm taking you over too! Ludwig Linkermann, The Enemy of Your Enemy's Enemy 16:37, 4 December 2013 (EST)

Nice try. Uberfukken 17:18, 4 December 2013 (EST)

Ludwig Linkermann, The Enemy of Your Enemy's Enemy 17:19, 4 December 2013 (EST)

"... but is it art?"

Truly Top Work; I lol'd hard at squished-Schnookums.... Moar ploz! • Mr.Jonzz 16:04, 8 December 2013 (EST)

sneaky sneaky! <3 20:00, 9 December 2013 (EST)

Mighty No 9

There is already some shit about Mighty No 9. Engine engine number 9, on the New York transit line CobaltCat 08:06, 12 December 2013 (EST)

I'll just add some moar shit here, so not to fuck with your page. Her Facebook her blogs her gplus her DA her livestream CobaltCat 08:29, 12 December 2013 (EST)

kittensed on forums

Was I too huge of a faggot? Gretchen 22:07, 23 December 2013 (EST)

rightio Gretchen 22:39, 23 December 2013 (EST)

friendly reminder

Pages created for XOTNs are automatically protected via the cascading protection applied to the Main Page. VX BREATHE DEEP 22:35, 25 December 2013 (EST)

:D

You say "fixed for accuracy" but I flushed a snake and there's a no-flush requirement instance of lemur cock still viewable in their contribs... I wasn't brave enough to look into it any further. Even money he spanks to National Geographic. • Mr.Jonzz 21:34, 29 December 2013 (EST)

It was an attempt to invoke a response from me after I mentioned similar images he posted on EDF2 wouldn't be allowed on the wiki. My point was they probably were not appropriate for the forums either but apparently he took it as a dare instead. Oh well. 21:43, 29 December 2013 (EST)

Whatever, I'm strongly inclined to believe that this conduct is an attempt to somehow justify their perversion, like that Lost Prophets guy saying the only reason he tried to fuck a baby was for the lulz. • Mr.Jonzz 22:23, 29 December 2013 (EST)

In b4 learn2read

I was not pushing my beliefs on anyone, read my post again or ask somebody to explain my post to you. --TROLAHOAR 05:28, 3 January 2014 (EST)

I agree, i could never dream to compete with your edginess. i mean to say those things, i'm shocked and appalled.

Do you ever scare the children with your edge? --TROLAHOAR 09:59, 3 January 2014 (EST)

I agree with you uberfukken. I want you now. Teach me how to be awesome like you. --TROLAHOAR 19:46, 3 January 2014 (EST)

- Uberfukken weapon facts: 1. Use ban button, because, no counter argument. 2. Vandalize users page with "edgy" dead dog pictures.

I'm gonna leave your shit on my userpage to show how edgy u are. So please, leave it on. Go ahead, ban me and prove me right again. I'd eat my own shit sure, but you already did. But I guess that'd be going over your head that little analogy there. --TROLAHOAR 12:14, 4 January 2014 (EST)

"Do you ever scare the children with your edge?" I think it's an Onideus sock, he keeps using the same insults over and over Gretchen 13:52, 7 January 2014 (EST)

Christ this all started with an argument with you, now Schnookums is in trouble with me over you. I used to have pals like you in school too, then I turned 10 and took my mommies advice not to hang out with characters like that. --TROLAHOAR 18:46, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Yeah I suppose you're right. Well maybe enough is enough. I'm willing to put all this shit behind us. With him too, everything. Water over [sic] the bridge. What do you say? --TROLAHOAR 19:00, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Alright man cool :) Yeah I was doubting that water over or under the bridge thing, english isn't my native tongue. --TROLAHOAR 19:13, 9 January 2014 (EST)

lol

I need to fix the chain... I was using a green background layer whilst making it transparent, somehow some of the green has 'bled up' into its links. • Mr.Jonzz 11:01, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Hay....

HEY THERE!
Hey, Uberfukken! I saw what you did with raping fxhd!
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Gretchen 14:54, 7 January 2014 (EST)

>if you ever need something, feel free to ask.

plz 2 b prznt anis pix • Mr.Jonzz 19:06, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Spiffing!

>fapping under desk in office nao

• Mr.Jonzz 19:44, 9 January 2014 (EST)

catgirl

Good job with being awesome! I award you with a catgirl!

-hipcrime 18:48, 12 January 2014 (EST)

Mr.Jonzz 16:02, 13 January 2014 (EST)

COCKS ••General Niggerson 16:16, 13 January 2014 (EST)

~~MORE ANUS™ PLOZ †~~

• Mr.Jonzz 18:35, 25 January 2014 (EST)

I found something lulzy on the internet

http://anonmgur.com/up/9c12340494c8b8b6ab9a237e58b960c1.png

No idea who did this. Gretchen 03:53, 28 January 2014 (EST)

Schnookums is an insufferable faggot

Just putting that out there. Uberfukken 11:11, 28 January 2014 (EST)

Colleen

It appears that Colleen isn't working, could you restart her? Thanks. ^reply 20:38, 8 February 2014 (EST)

no. Uberfukken 08:06, 10 February 2014 (EST)

Please? ^reply 01:40, 15 February 2014 (EST)

Certain bans

When banning/deleting usernames intended to mock the higher-ups, I advise hiding these actions in the molestation/plumbing log. In the absence of a crat to rename them, this appears to be the standard course of action. VX BREATHE DEEP 10:40, 10 February 2014 (EST)

sure Uberfukken 17:02, 10 February 2014 (EST)

Yoh Yoh Amerika

Ludwig Linkermann, The Enemy of Your Enemy's Enemy 20:28, 15 February 2014 (EST)

yo wtf?

He banned her for like 30 minutes. oddguy 16:53, 18 February 2014 (EST)

I feel like they're all bringing their forum drama to the wiki. Normally I wouldn't give a fuck but its starting to throw off my editing rhythm. I know Schnookums can be frustratingly sensitive some times, but uber is starting to give me flashbacks.

ch@ / reply

epeen

17:48, 18 February 2014 (EST)

oh suck a dick, gtfo my page Uberfukken 17:59, 18 February 2014 (EST)

I'm confused. Schnookums gets perma-b& after Gretchen defaces his talk page, and I need to suck a dick when calmly raising a legitimate concern?

ch@ / reply

epeen

18:53, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Schnookums got unbanned right away, not sure why you think he's permabanned. Also, I didn't deface his talk page that was someone else. I made 1 normal post with a 1 picture. ALSO this isn't forum drama. Schnookums came into an article that I and a few other people were working on and started shitting it up. Gretchen 19:01, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Never said I think he's still perma-b&. I said he got perma-b&. Regarding the vandalism, I don't think it matters either way. Your intent was still to thrash and shit up some page belonging to him with aggressive intent.

“	Go 'way I'm trying to vandalize.	„
—Gretchen 16:34, 18 February 2014 (EST)

ch@ / reply

epeen

19:13, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Oh, I just realized you are completely humorless. I made a joke about vandalizing and you take it seriously. Ok. BTW schnookums ACTUALLY vandalized my userpage before any of this. Gretchen 19:32, 18 February 2014 (EST)

~Uber~ is giving you flashbacks of onideus? Um, I think you *mean* Schnookums, sparkles. Let's compare Schnooky and Onideus:

attempts to exercise inordinate control over articles? Check, and check.
enjoys inserting self into matters that have nothing to do with him? Check, and check.
abuses ops to cover up evidence of own faggotry? Check, and check.
bans other editors for disagreeing? Check, and check.
reverts edits that don't show him in favorable light? Check, and check.

P.S. hullo uber, nice talk page you have here, sorry for shitting it up. Gretchen 18:58, 18 February 2014 (EST)

I would've posted on your talk page if I was trying to talk to you. Sorry for the confusion

ch@ / reply

epeen

19:12, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Um, you brought my name up and proceeded to tell lies about me. I guess you were trying to do this behind my back so no one would contradict you? Gretchen 19:32, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Okay, let's get to the point. Gretchen needs to stop starting shit with admins and then acting like it's their fault they ban her. It was 30 minutes. No one cares. Schnookums shouldn't ban people for arguing with him and Uber don't look for excuses to permaban someone from the wiki because you dislke them. You are all being super gay right now. Cut that shit out. oddguy 19:20, 18 February 2014 (EST)

lol ok. Gretchen 19:32, 18 February 2014 (EST)

LMAO Uberfukken 20:31, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Forgot he can just unban himself. Still gay tho. oddguy 19:17, 19 February 2014 (EST)

open your eyes Uberfukken 21:38, 19 February 2014 (EST)

{{{1}}}

ch@ / reply

epeen

21:42, 19 February 2014 (EST)

best template ever Uberfukken 21:59, 19 February 2014 (EST)

I like what you said because out of context it looks like you're giving me spiritual advice. oddguy 22:55, 19 February 2014 (EST)

>open your eyes
Well, my hope was that uber would settle down but it is apparent that isn't happening, so I no longer see a reason to avoid the forums. Am I obsessed, well yeah, but uber has done quite a lot to get my attention. I still consider him my friend. ^reply 01:48, 20 February 2014 (EST)

^ projecting Uberfukken 07:23, 20 February 2014 (EST)

Probably. Now paint your basement a happy color and move along with life. See ya. ^reply 07:25, 20 February 2014 (EST)

re:

hey man, sorry about that, i'm new to ed and i don't know how shit works, my sincerest apologies :) Oliver Hart 21:50, 20 February 2014 (EST)

Unb&

Thank you sir

ch@ / reply

epeen

23:32, 20 February 2014 (EST)

.

i'm tired ••General Niggerson 13:42, 24 February 2014 (EST)

Suggestion

Can we just do this again? He really LIAT because everyone knows that only he or his brother would mess with their page and try to mod sass around here. I think it's lulzy because he a lolcow who fail at disguising himself and I think it lulzy. Mirrors II 21:09, 28 February 2014 (EST)

Yeah I know it's him. Talk to Likeicare, he cares more than I do. Uberfukken 21:11, 28 February 2014 (EST)

Rest in peace Sweet Prince of Bel Air

CobaltCat 07:32, 7 March 2014 (EST)

inb4 anyone else

WB sickpuppy • reply 12:59, 22 March 2014 (EDT)

how are you?

Is your ass still sore? I've been thinking about you, I hope you're OK buddy. :-) Oliver Hart 08:58, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

sup skid i found your picture on the internet

Uberfukken 11:09, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

Wait you actually think I'm Julius? I thought you were just joking.. Are you serious? I mean, people told me that you were dumb but this dumb? Naw nigga, you have to be messin with me. Lol irl Oliver Hart 13:12, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

Please respond, I must know — Preceding comment added by Oliver Fag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I didn't mean to make your anus THAT sore Milwin, it'll go over in a few days. Ask your buddy likeicare, it'll soon feel normal again :) Now go back to circle jerking on EDF, you're not ready for these parts of ED — Preceding comment added by Oliver Fag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Oh yeah, good one, 10/10, you sure got me there buddy. How old are you anyways? 14? Did you confuse EDF for Roblox forums? — Preceding comment added by Oliver Fag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Is this what you call trolling? You're worse than NKO — Preceding comment added by Oliver Fag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Good morning to you

Would you please reactivate Colleen for us? Thanks! ^reply 09:09, 4 April 2014 (EDT)

re: most of what you removed happened before you registered

i only removed what i thought was only relevant right when it happened, and didnt have any lingering meaning or anything like that. ex: Warriored, was only on one thread, and thats it --Emperor Likeicare 00:28, 6 April 2014 (EDT)

re: ohai

Not sure whether I should reply on my own talk page or here. VonHelton's page does have some holes due to him having a horde of flying monkey flag tards in the past, and so the best Kelly chat as well as his two contradictory defense videos "Clearing the Air" and "Gimme a Break" are gone, though I know there are trolls that have em out there. It would also be nice to add a playlist of the craziest of his old youtube videos I have a few, but two especially are missing from the youtubes which someone out there has, the one where he says "welp guys im pissed, I called NASA today saying I am ready to be a space marine and they said "wut"' and the one where he tells the story of fighting a ghost throwing knives at him as the Punisher on the spot without having planned the lie at all.

But that said, the guy is still fucking hilarious and probably deserving of article of the nao, so, your call. I'd be very shocked if he was never that on the old ED. My edits lately have been mostly aesthetic things like shortening a paragraph so it doesn't have a few words underneath a picture and so forth. I do tend to ramble a bit as well so I don't doubt there could be some cleanup of grammar. Von and his article are plenty funny to be article of the nao in my opinion, so I say ready when you are. DUMFUK 16:24, 8 April 2014 (EDT)

The picture of him with the burger is probably the most candid of the pics there, but all of them of him are pretty good. The on brink of tears one might be the most formal of 'em. I suppose the "Yes really" or "he could always think that he's a superhero" makes the most sense for the caption. I certainly didn't even write most of the article.

DUMFUK 23:25, 8 April 2014 (EDT)

Wow

I tried watching that Foodfight! movie today out of boredom. I only made it ten minutes in before I had to quit. The last bad joke I heard was "chip-faced" being used as a pun for shit-faced. Sickpuppy 18:39, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

6 times? You must have a high tolerance for faggotry.

>try this on for size.

Why...are they animals? Couldn't even make it 10 minutes into this one. I started skipping ahead shortly after the floating polar cat thing convinced the lion kid to sneak out of his house with him. I made sure to watch the intense fight scene against the flying flaming bear(?) head, though. I was on the edge of my seat for that one. Too bad it's too obscure to be lulz material like Foodfight. I can't believe the guy even paid £1 for it. Sickpuppy

22:13, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

hi

hi, I moved your foodfight aotn and put weev there instead because of this, I hope that's ok :) Oliver Hart 13:28, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

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oddguy 13:42, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

uber likes this.

A toast to Kermit and his deadly elixir

HEY THERE!
I saw what you did with introducing the modern world to Proto-Kermit. Have a cup of Wilkins.
Unless you don't drink Wilkins Coffee...

You should totally use this as your approval template since you don't have one. Alter it to your liking, and build it in the user template space with "I saw what you did {{{1}}}" etc. Sickpuppy 13:04, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

>Sickpuppy66

>Giving über suggestions.

Lol Missionary Otter 21:42, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

Re:a little advice

	“	Brownnoser: Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor.	„

Not the case. I personally found the Wilkins thing to be great and thought it would be funny if someone made a template for it. Sickpuppy 22:38, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

stfu and gtfo Uberfukken 22:42, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

they always have to explain everything... LudwigLinkermann, The Enemy Of Your Enemy's Enemy 22:43, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

re:tim ward

yeah hes hilarious, i've known of him for a couple of years now, back in 2009 he tried shooping a dick onto my face on MSpaint after i spent a week spamming shemale pics onto his facebook wall --Likeicare 03:00, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

I'm really sorry

From now on I won't revert your death notices, can you forgive me? xoxo ^reply 18:09, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

sauce

hey u got a link to the sauce for this? --Mantequilla (talk) 14:56, 30 April 2014 (EDT)

Thank you! It is so redic I have to drop by and tell her my feels. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:36, 30 April 2014 (EDT)

ooooh nm I thought it was a srs tumblr quote lol. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:39, 30 April 2014 (EDT)

hey bro

Could you restart Colleen for us? ^reply 02:07, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

I can't, she was on srsvps and it's gone. Need to reinstall everything to a new box. Give it a week or two. Uberfukken 02:14, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

yes hello

May I join in? ~O b l i q u e 02:52, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

i know a quality circle-jerk when i see one ~O b l i q u e 02:55, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

colleen

Hosting offer stands. I have a dedi with 5 containers and plenty of spare RAM and hyperthreaded cores. VX • 17:09, 22 June 2014 (EDT)

AmericanDad86

I've done some substantial editing to the AmericanDad86 article since you claimed it to be a BNA. Also, in case you were wondering, I don't really have a connection to the boy per say. I came across the feud with Bbb23 and found it just too juicy to ignore, so I started collecting the whole story and soon other people on /b started catching on. He's a fascinating nigga, really. Kackerack 18:36, 23 June 2014 (EDT)

Haha, nice! I'm actually an old school ED editor, beginning in 2007- I'm just using a fresh user name. I honestly hate most of the new articles I've been seeing because it's obvious they're just trying to use ED as their personal army against those girls who wouldn't take away their virginity, as well as their dogs. Kackerack 13:37, 24 June 2014 (EDT)

Yank Barry

SEIG HEIL BANN STAR!

This user is a member of the ~~Hitler~~ ED Youth and an
~~Aryan~~ ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops.

You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

-hipcrime 20:36, 29 June 2014 (EDT)

Duplicate

Searched the upload log for a duplicate;couldn't find it. Would you care to point it out?Boudica 16:48, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

Yeah, it's the same thing but less funny. Your contribution is noted. Feel free to write an essay about your experience. Uberfukken 16:56, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

It's not a duplicate.Boudica 16:58, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

No shit sherlock Uberfukken 17:08, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

Yet you marked it as a duplicate. Boudica 17:10, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

Do you have aspergers? Uberfukken 17:18, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

Changing the topic. Boudica 17:22, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

Take a joke and change it back. Flush your serious business attitude down the toilet, that shit is for faggots. Uberfukken 17:29, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

^ And all on his lemony-fresh talk page, too. Rly, Boudy? I voted for you. Sickpuppy 17:53, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

grammar school

Sometimes it's called "grade school," I can understand your confusion. VX • 05:00, 19 July 2014 (EDT)

Still upset

Shit its been two years since I fucking brutalized you? Lol you have some interesting emotions you haven't worked through yet I see - Phobos 01:23, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

About what? I've pwnt you on every corner you cross dressing faggot. Uberfukken 01:24, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Lol you look like a jewish AIDS patient and literally need an entire forum of people backing you up to win a fight. Now what queerbait? - Phobos 01:26, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Uberfukken 03:59, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Are you even trying fgt?

Stay mad friend! - Phobos 15:52, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

My admiration of tentacle rape is well documented. I hope you like Mike Tyson just as much.

Uberfukken 19:29, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

He is an American hero after all. I doubt he has as large a cock as you fantasize about. - Phobos 19:34, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Check your inbox for a sec

plz. oddguy 17:57, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Russia

At first I didnt replace all the funny phrases. Secondly the most of the phrases in the Section "Trolling the Russians" which I delated are not really funny, for example calling Lenin a Homo to troll Russians is as funny as to say George W. Bush is a fag to troll US-Americans. Thirdly the Section about Georgia is actually unnessary, for example there is no Section about Cyprus in the Article Turkey. Forthly the annotation in the Section that you can troll people with Stereotypes about their countries or their ethnicities is also not nessary, because you can troll people of all nationalities with it, there are no annotations like that in the articles about other countries (the article about Germany for example is absolutly anti-lulz, why no one wants to write a real article?). And last but not least, a Satire has to content facts and nut so much fictions.--DatAss70

Fuck off Uberfukken 15:56, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

Mental Retardation is a typical Feature of Americunts, my edits were good, I reasoned all my edits, but your friends didnt understand my arguments and vilify they as "butthurt staff", what is in fact wrong. I say it again, many phrases in the Section about trolling are boring and unfunny and the Section about Georgia is absolutly unnecessary. And too much fictitous nonsens isnt good for a Satire.

I explain you my criticism of a part of the Phrases in the Sections "Trolling the Russians" and "Trolling Russians, by use of Georgia":

Annontation: I dont think that all Phrases are boring and unfunny.

The Phrase: Refer Lenin as a Homo isnt funny, because Russians dont see Lenin as a Patriarch of the Country, a great Statesman or a National Hero like Atatürk is actually for Turks, Juan Peron for Argintinians or Jozef Pilsudsky for Poles.

The Phrase about the accent of Dr. Nick is unfunny, because of three reasons: a- Not all Russians who speak English have an accent, b- Not all Russians who speak English with an accdent have the same accent like the figure Dr. Nick and c-Remember that the Figure Dr. Nick no russian accent in the russian version and also no in the other-speaking versions of the Serial The Simpson. I live in Germany and I cant laugh about it because in the German version of The Simpsons Dr. Nick has no accent.

The Phrase that Chechnya kicks Russias ass makes no since because Russia won both Chechnya Wars.

The Phrases about The War against Persia and the Border Conflict with China are not really funny, because today Iranians dont care about this War and the Chinese of today also dont interested in the History of Border Conflict. It would be better when some would write about the Mass Rapes of Red Army Soldiers, that is a theme which is unconfortable for Russians.

The Sentence about the Losses against Turks also not funny, because Russia won enough wars against the Turks

The Sentence about the Inability to conquere Polands is unfunny and boring because Russia never wanted to rule the whole Poland.

How can the mention of Communist Authorities and the Atheist History troll Russians? Russians know their own history, it as stupid as to mention the Dictorship of Francisco Franco to troll Spaniards.

The sentence about Castros Judeophilia is unfunny, because Russians are much less antisemitc on average than Turks or Arabs.

The sentence about Putin is not funny, because not all Russian who voted for Putin or even support him, really like his style of governement. And actually I wont believe all what the Journalist Politcovskaya writes, she is just a bad russian copy of Noam Chomsky.

The Thesis that the mention of Stalins Ethnic Heritage could troll Russians is the biggest Nonsens I ever heard, Russians are not so uneducated like US-Americans, they know that Stalin was a Georgian. And the Section about Georgia is absolutly unnecessary, there no Section about Afghanistan or Iraq in the article of the USA, so we dont need this shit.

--DatAss70 09:58, 17 November 2014 (EST)

What part of fuck off did you not understand Uberfukken 00:28, 27 November 2014 (EST)

lol

File:Vermin uber lol edit conflict.jpgVermin 18:08, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

Uberfukken 18:10, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

My apologies

I am truly, deeply sorry for causing this unparallelled level of butthurt. Yes, your vid was of poor quality, but it was most amusing all the same. I promise I won't force you to hide your promising work again.

Take your meds. VX • 00:48, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

gtfo loser Uberfukken 00:49, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

There are some fine doctors out there. They won't hurt you, I swear. VX • 00:53, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

you can get a referral for your fucking hemorrhoids Uberfukken 00:56, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

Ear rape

Do you actually listen to harsh noise music? Or are you just using it to punish anyone who bothers you with mind-numbing crap about Russia or asks stupid questions about your talk page? Vermin 09:51, 27 November 2014 (EST)

Content

That article means something for someone somewhere, don't remove it cuz you personally don't like it Tigercommander 12:53, 18 January 2015 (EST)

It's shit, just like your decision making process. Uberfukken 12:55, 18 January 2015 (EST)

See what mantequilla says in TJC, don't remove content cuz you personally don't like it, for one i won't go into an edit war myself. I wait for zaiger to come Tigercommander 12:59, 18 January 2015 (EST)

ayyyy

Can you hit me up on irc whenever you get a chance? Thanks fam ♥♥♥ 18:37, 8 March 2015 (EDT)

Bertstrips

I saw Bertstrips in rc and it reminded me of the above. The look on Bert's face as he holds the nozzle.. not sure if it's really relevant to the article but enjoy! ^reply 11:49, 2 June 2015 (EDT)

it's not screenres

Fix plz. I'm not the only one who gets it. LulzKiller (talk) 16:41, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

Right click your desktop, go to properties, screen resolution, and select something greater than 1024. Formatting fixed. Uberfukken 17:04, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

1280 by 800 is the highest it goes, and that's what i've been using all this time, also put the spoiler back up, means the shittyu formatting can stay and us lowres fags can see it. LulzKiller (talk) 17:11, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

Kiwi Farms thread

Okay, I see your point now and was thinking about how yesterday, I should have been less extreme with those edits. I just want to be sure that what is acceptable in the context of that article and what pushes the edits into butthurt revisionism so I don't make the same mistakes in the future. I felt that whole entire quote from Null for example about the members there would be an interesting add for the article for example. I have no interest in getting into those kinds of conflicts. EpicLars has been doing a decent job adding content, I might add. Mishlinistired 13:11, 8 August 2015 (EDT)

Jon Donnis

He fucking trolled me on twitter. I'll admit it. I'm confused now as to how to take the article forward without providing him with too much publicity. Advice would be great. Thanks. (talk) 12:41, 5 October 2015 (EDT)

I don't know what you're talking about but if he made the article about himself for publicity it should probably be deleted. Uberfukken 12:59, 5 October 2015 (EDT)

Article was made by someone else. I removed the links to Donnis' websites to prevent him getting the hits he wants. Check my twitter if you're really interested. Schnookums guided me already on IRC so i'm fine. Article should be left alone unless you've got dirt on him. Obviously he is mad if he vandalised it already. (talk) 13:15, 5 October 2015 (EDT)

Re: Articles

You asked last night about the articles I was working on, not sure if you saw my reply though since I made it on my own talk page. I've put some finishing touches on User:GirlOnInternet/Learn_the_difference and User:GirlOnInternet/LeonX, if you think they're good enough to go in the main space at this point then feel free to move them there. — GirlOnInternet 22:59, 9 October 2015 (EDT)

Sorry for upsetting you

I see you banned me for trolling your friends, I hope you're on your meds now inb4rageban lol Dontbeunfunny 14:53, 6 December 2015 (EST)

uh what? Uberfukken 17:24, 6 December 2015 (EST)

Before you call my article a "shitty attack article"

I suggest reading it, which must be hard I admit with all those angry jealousy tears in your eyes. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 12:47, 10 December 2015 (EST)

Hi

Why are you deleting parts from the Hungangels article? None of what was posted by LeperFrog or the others has either been dox information or revenge porn. Her "real name" comes from her YouTube account which is public, the porn was uploaded by her. --Gitsucke 05:15, 15 December 2015 (EST)

But you're okay with every other page on this site revealing the personal details of people and linking to their YouTube accounts? Before you go off on another inane rant, are you now saying it's wrong for me to add public forum topics and her YouTube account? I'll avoid her Facebook account if it stops you from being butthurt. --Gitsucke 06:36, 15 December 2015 (EST)

4/20/16

Lol nice shoop. also you need to make an archive of your comments here man, god FUCKING dam. also partyv& visited me for some of my trolling, might not want to call me a inevitable cho, you'll get me and maybe even u visited by the v&-mans. and interrogated for 2 hours, while you describe what trolling is. AlGore 16:59, 16 April 2016 (EDT)

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SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF THAT FUCKING PAGE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't join TV Tropes because Wikipedia suspended my account, I joined because I was so friggin' offended by the negative comments directed towards a bankrupt movie studio that I'm BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the truth is, Wikipedia only suspended my editing privileges just TWO FUCKING MONTHS after I joined TV Tropes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I didn't quit TV Tropes ENTIRELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I left my FIRST account to make ANOTHER one to keep editing because the fucking namespace-loving admins suspended my account and TOLD me to wait until JULY FUCKING 2ND to be unsuspended even though I'm TRYING to fucking EXPAND the website with more stuff that none of the tropers EVER talked about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT when I made a third account on August to apologize to the mods for complaining about their namespace spam shit that's taking over TV Tropes, they fucking told me not to come back FOREVER and to "Go somewhere else and leave us alone", which PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, they friggin' BETRAYED a once-lonely troper like ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I started FLAMING them for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You BETTER remove that page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's creating a series of LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, my attempt to hire a hacker last fall is to CHANGE TV Tropes back to the way it was for the FUCK of it by removing all the new shitty ass "policies", NOT take the website down 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The WORST thing about that fucking article is that someone I initially watched on deviantART (who goes by the name of EnhancedStar) is FLAMING me and BOYCOTTING my artwork, AND EVERY SINGLE TROLL ON DEVIANTART IS FLAMING ME BY LYING ABOUT MY IDENTITY AND AGE, FLOODING MY PROFILE WITH HATE AND NEGATIVE COMMENTS, POSTING A JOURNAL ABOUT ME, THREATENING TO GET MY ACCOUNT BANNED, ACCUSING ME OF HURTING ONE PERSON WHO CALLED ME A "TROLL", AND ALMOST HACKED INTO MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT, because they fucking LEARNED from the troll article YOU EDIOTS wrote about ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW THEY GOT MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT BANNED, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS, GUYS, JUST TAKE THAT FUCKING PAGE DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND MAKE ALL THIS LYING BULLSHIT STOP ALREADY, OR ELSE I'LL FRIGGIN' SUE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

I WANT THAT ARTICLE ABOUT ME TAKEN DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW, FOREVER AND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX Nate-Is-ULTRA-Pissed 00:39, 15 June 2016 (EDT)

Hey

If you're finished humiliating me now, I'd like to know where you stand with me helping out on the wiki. I can't ban vandals, remove spam, move/protect pages, or set XOTNs without privs. The only reason that past faggotry was deleted was to purge it from the wiki, seeing as it didn't belong there in the first place, but if you'd rather it be here, I support your decision. I've been putting in work here ever since I was invited back, so lmk. VERMIN 11:36, 1 November 2016 (EDT)

Encyclokiwia Dramatica Farms

That actually turned out to look pretty neat. Bravo. VERMIN 09:52, 22 January 2017 (EST)