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User:Creative Username/MrFetch
Paul "Fetch" Carnes is a ridiculous queer tool who gained instant e-fame when he promised to raise an army and confront Anonymous. It was instantly obvious to Anonymous that his video address was a furious ball of repetitive nothing.
Fetch, who learned of Anonymous from news stories covering PROJECT CHANOLOGY, apparently misunderstood Anonymous to be an organized group consisting of contentious adolescents looking for a cause. Carnes hoped to recruit such anons as soldiers to fight his personal battles on the issues of net neutrality and free speech. When declaring himself the King of Anonymous failed, Paul grew petulant. Paul continues to make videos in an effort to troll whore himself to Anonymous and regain his e-fame.
Background
2007 was a busy year for Anonymous. Among other things, they trolled YouTube user Gay Diamond IRL by prank calling HIM and threatening to burn down his trailer house. This prompted Gay Diamond to delete all of his videos and quit YouTube forever. Anonymous showed no signs of slowing down in 2008; by the middle of January the DoS phase of PROJECT CHANOLOGY had already begun. Anonymous' retaliation against Scientology drew widespread news coverage, and the attention of idiots like Paul Carnes.
Mrfetch
On Friday January 25, 2008, under the user account 
mrfetch, Paul Carnes uploaded a video entitled "ANONYMOUS Stand Down!!!," in which he "confronted" Anonymous. Carnes instantly became a YouTube billionaire.
ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS Stand Down!!
Carnes' first video. He wore a wife-beater.
Paul orders Anonymous to stand down—11 times. He then appeals to YouTubers to "unite as a tube," and threatens to destroy any Anonymous who choose not "surrender." He promised to reveal his plan of attack—as megalomaniacs are prone to do—in a second video that he would post on Monday.
On January 27, Carnes dropped his own fake dox in the comments for his video, either as a diversion or as a first attempt at raising a personal army. By January 28, his real dox were all over YouTube Gone.
Paul Fetch (according to [1])
Editor's note: There is a rigged vote for/against Cyanterrorist on this site, I voted for him for the lulz, and the site tried to give me a virus. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Another editor's note: The editor above is an idiot. Nothing happens if you vote No, but it does show how failed the script is.
Previous editor's note: My firefox said "Incoming Trojan Detected" or something like that. Unless the site wanted to love me up, that sound like a virus.
Completely different editor's note: I'd gladly love you up with my Firefox... just saying.
Yet another editor's note: fucking furries... talk in the talkpage.
Who is Paul Fetch?
Paul Fetch is a faggot lover who has stood up for honkie rights, cocks and nuts countless times both in real life and online. On April 17, 2008, Paul Fetch took place as leader of Anonymous and got owned later in October. Since that time, he has done a lot of bullshit, destroying Lulz on the Internet. Even now, with a massive following and tons of support from all directions, Paul has refused any offers to appear on radio or TV (Because he hasn't had any amirite?) preserving his time for leading the single greatest group on the face of the planet. Funny thing is, is that Anonymous has no leader and that faggot trailer trash honkie quit making videos sometime in the beginning of October. He now makes idiotic videos on Hotties.org and he currently resides in good ol' Albama and watches NASCAR most of his day.
Other Videos
Carnes made three more videos before being thoroughly exposed.
ANONYMOUS This is War
Monday, January 28, 2008. Paul tells Anonymous that they'll never find him, then says that he's building an army. Paul says he'll announce the first attack on Friday.
ANONYMOUS Gets Attacked!!!
Paul claims Anonymous tried to prevent him from uploading his next video. This "attack" led him to make a new account under the name Paulfetch. Carnes unleashed his attack. As it turned out, his attack relied heavily on user participation. Here is his simple two step plan:
- Create a new account on YouTube and complain about Anonymous until Anonymous feels bad and quits
- Infiltrate Anonymous and act as lulz-killers by interfering with raid plans.
Carnes promised to return on Wednesday, February 6. He explains that he will address two video responses in favor of his cause, and two video responses against his cause.
ANONYMOUS Inside info
—Paulfetch |
Unfortunately for Paul, it seems that he had trouble finding any video responses that supported him. Seeing his hopes of diverting a massive online army to his own ends fade, Paul basically apologizes for being so darn hard on Anonymous. He then spews something incoherent about net neutrality and digital freedom before playing clips from three video responses criticizing him. If Paul himself weren't enough, each of the clips will make you want to swallow a gun barrel. After each Paul mumbles something about the awesome talent on YouTube. He concludes with this statement:
—paulfetch, Taking the bait. |
Paul wouldn't say when the next video would be posted, as hackers continue to attack him and prevent him from posting (even though he posted this video without a problem). But he promised that this video would REALLY be his strike against Anonymous, and would give them something to think about. Really. For real this time.
Fetch Exposed
—Paul Carnes | ||
So it turns out Carnes hoped to put together a cabal of 12 super-Anony-spies to infiltrate Anonymous and steer the group in the "right" direction. In relation to this goal, Carnes feared that Anonymous would destroy itself, or that someone like Mark Bunker would beat him to the punch.
Carnes explained all of this via Skype to Cyanterrorist and rickyricardo123, who promptly uploaded the conversation to YouTube in two parts.
- Part the first
- Part the second
- Cyanterrorist explains the setup (Removed due to copyright)
Carnes kept his cool, and put forth his side of the story in a video entitled To All the Haters and Everyone Else.
The Skype Implosion
—a very funny person | ||
Carnes eventually pulled himself together. On April 26, he published a video under the cheerful and somewhat suggestive title of I Want You. In the video, he makes the following statements:
- Okay so went onto by YouTube account today. I lost about 1000 subscribers. Give or take. Maybe a few hundred, I don't know.
- Well let me tell you something: I took over Anonymous. Now I'm the leader. That's not going to change.
- Anonymous is an opportunity to get things right.
- The Skypecast will be held on April 30th. . . . It's going to be a Skypecast, where you can ask me questions.
Fast forward to April 30th. During the Skypecast, Fetch yakked and yakked and yakked. Somebody finally played a sound bit yelling at Fetch to shut the hell up, and after three minutes of agreeing that he should be quiet, Fetch finally shuts his mouth and lets some people talk. Fetch then nearly cries when the people who were hosting it with him who he thought were his friends turned out to be trolls and told him what they really thought of him. After some serious RAGE, Fetch is asked what makes him qualified to be Anonymous' leader. Fetch first pretends not to hear the question, and then when it is repeated, he leaves the Skype session. The owner of www.stoppaulfetch.com was win enough to save the whole thing and upload it (in eight parts) to both to his website and YouTube.
Here are the 8 videos of the Skypecast: in order: BALEETED due to a copyright violation claim from "Fetch Inc." Somebody re-post!
Gone with the Copypasta
"Hot BodyXpolidicking", by Anonymous
Bodyxpolitic lay there in bed, next to his leader. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Paul Fetch on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend. Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump. "Stop.." Paul Fetch mumbled with a growl, pushing him away. Bodyxpolitic turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured. He shook Paul Fetch awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Bodyxpolitic?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep. "I love you." "I love you too.." Paul Fetch said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered. "Do you really love me?" "Yeah, why?" Paul Fetch sat up further, sleep forgotten. "I want to have buttsecks with you.." Bodyxpolitic blushed. "Wait! What?" "I love you so much, I want to show you how much I love you, how much I appreciate how you've cared for me over the years, and been there for me. Now I want to be there for you." Paul Fetch looked perplexed, he stared at Bodyxpolitic, and then at the corner of his eye, there he saw it, Bodyxpolitic's standing erection, dead toward his face. He knew instantly. "Oh..." There was a pause, for a moment they did nothing but lay there, Bodyxpolitic staring hungrily toward Paul Fetch' beautiful faggy face as he in turn looked directly at Bodyxpolitic's smooth young cock.....(continued on talk page)
A Skype Coversation:
(None of this was edited, nor were any important parts taken out) Memorable quotes:
[6:34:04 PM] (Name Removed) says: SO I had to present to you in a way, in which you would listen before you just cast me away.
[6:34:25 PM] bodyXpolitic says: is this
[6:34:27 PM] bodyXpolitic says: some kind of haiku
[6:34:33 PM] bodyXpolitic says: or what
[6:35:02 PM] bodyXpolitic says: ok
[6:36:14 PM] bodyXpolitic says: anonymous is anonymous as a whole
[6:36:23 PM] bodyXpolitic says: paul did not take over anon he reformed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[6:36:34 PM] (Name Removed) says: Impossible, because no Anon accepts him.
[6:36:38 PM] bodyXpolitic says: read a book, hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[6:36:46 PM] (Name Removed) says: Yeah uh, how am I a hater?
[6:36:47 PM] bodyXpolitic says: only brainwashed anons dont accept him
[6:37:02 PM] (Name Removed) says: I'm not an anon retard.
[6:37:07 PM] bodyXpolitic says: ???????????
Blah blah blah (Skip)
[6:39:22 PM] bodyXpolitic says: cuz of the people
[6:39:28 PM] bodyXpolitic says: [6:37:49 PM] (Name Removed) says: He can't take over Anon, if no real anon accepts him.
[6:39:37 PM] bodyXpolitic says: real anon huh????????????????????????
[6:39:42 PM] bodyXpolitic says: most REAL anons except him
[6:40:27 PM] (Name Removed) says: You mean his newfag personal army, which is less than 1% of the population of anon.
[6:40:43 PM] (Name Removed) says: Anonymous is ANONYMOUS
[6:40:47 PM] (Name Removed) says: He is not ANONYOUS
[6:40:54 PM] (Name Removed) says: Therefore he is not IN ANONYMOUS
[6:41:05 PM] bodyXpolitic says: [6:36:35 PM] bodyXpolitic says: anonymous is anonymous as a whole
[6:41:10 PM] (Name Removed) says: Evidence clearly states he's an attention whore.
[6:41:15 PM] bodyXpolitic says: as a whole it is anonymous
[6:41:17 PM] bodyXpolitic says: u r dumb
[6:41:22 PM] (Name Removed) says: You can't even spell.
[6:41:24 PM] bodyXpolitic says: ur just tryin to start shyt with me
[6:41:28 PM] (Name Removed) says: Finish the third grade before you argue.
[6:41:28 PM] bodyXpolitic says: pussy
[6:41:32 PM] bodyXpolitic says: hiding behind a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[6:41:39 PM] (Name Removed) says: How?
[6:41:44 PM] (Name Removed) says: I'm not anonymous.
[6:41:46 PM] (Name Removed) says: You're retarded.
[6:42:08 PM] (Name Removed) says: You obviously can't give a logical argument.
[6:43:10 PM] (Name Removed) says: It was obviously a waste of time to contact you other than for lulz.
[6:43:25 PM] (Name Removed) says: So I should go post this so REAL anons can lol at your stupidity.
Obilgatory Sex Scandal
Fetch is gayer. How gay? He's even gayer than you. That's how gay Fetch is.
- Feb 25, Paul Fetch Doesn't Have Sex: Fetch explains that he thought he had AIDS.
- Aug 5, LEAKED! Paul Fetch skype sex tape: Paul gets all girly girl with a boy from the UK, and claims to enjoy smearing cum all over his chest and letting it dry
- Aug 15, The Truth About Paul Fetch: Paul's boyfriend (or brother, or whoever he's screwing) becomes a target.
Paul Surrenders
As of 7/10/08( 10/7/08 for Americans) Paul made a Video Surrendering to Anon. Particularly lulzy is the fact that he considers his relationship with Anonymous to be like an IRL relationship where anon would smack him around and he would take it like a good little whore. What a fag. It is unofficial that he is really surrendering, as in the video he will lie A LOT, so don't get your hopes up. He will most likely bail out of the Surrender in his next video. A side note, whoever called the people of the democratic party to troll them about Paul is a winrar.
He is also creating a new Group called "Teh Hotties", link to site in in the External Links Section.
As of January 8, he has not returned to Youtube ever in his account but is still generally active in his new group much to our disappointment.
TL;DR Paul realized that he can't lead anonymous, and now he has a group of fags that actually like him, and are somehow much sadder than him for that fact.
—Fetch @ 4:14 | ||
Paul ; NOT DEAD YET
BRB HOTTIES
Quotes
—Paul, Failing immediately |
—Paul, Stating the obvious |
—mrfetch | ||
—mrfetch, Rhetorical prodigy | ||
—mrfetch on himself. Proof. | ||
—Paul on being an attention whore, Saaa-Weat!!! | ||
—Shit nobody cares about | ||
—Fetch on dying alone. | ||
Paul Fetch the comeback 2010
In late 2009 and early 2010 Paul Fetch announced threw Twitter and his YouTube channel that he was "coming back" with an all new show sometime in January of 2010. This time, Paul is coming back with friends and a new season that will be "hot".
—Paul Fetch, getting real with you. | ||
—Fetch on having friends. | ||
Hopefully this time he will manage to not get buttraped by Anonymous, only time will tell.
Paul's new YouTube banner on his Paul Fetch account.
The IRL Collection
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wut ? -
Jazz hands! -
when you see it... -
third from left side -
third from left side, again lulz -
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'Nuff said.
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BAAAAAWWWWW! -
Paul Fetch declares War on Anon. -
This is what he looks like while face painting. -
The first known spy of Mrfetch's army whose one skill was to intimidate the hell out of the internet. -
Mr Fetch and his army of "Spys". -
Y so serious? -
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"Two fingers please." — Fetch to cowboy lover, indicating how many fingers to insert into his anus -
Raging Against The Machine -
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Paul is a leader! -
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Why he's called MrFetch. photo from his YouTube videos -
Hay guise, He's fighting back! -
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Best case scenario, he's still retarded. -
A spy disguised as anon, be afraid! -
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Paul Fetch: Asking For It -
Paul Fetch: He's Takin' Anon serious -
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Paul Carnes, bonding with his father. -
One of the Fetch's attempts to appeal to 12-year-old boys. -
The true face of Fetch? -
When you see it... -
Fetch with his fellow friends at a meet... -
Carnes tables for Alabama KKK -
Like Rule 34, if it exists, there is fanart of it. -
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See also
External Links
http://TheHotties.org Spam and DoS @ will ( his "New groups" site, have fun)Site no longer available.- mrfetch
- PaulFetch - More like Paul Feltch AMIRITE?
- FetchResponds
- Paul's Facebook.
- Paul's Twitter explaining his return to YouTube.
- Google Trends shows Paul's literal 15 seconds of fame
- seclists.org full-disclosure Paul "Fetch" Carnes
Ego boosting site made by TehBigToasterSite no longer available.- His other gay website featuring shitty rave garbage.
- XTube, lol
- Mr Fetch's Youtube Sockpuppet Account where he pretends to be a 13/16 year old GIRL!
- Stickam Profile
- mrfetch MySpace
- mrfetch "other" MySpace
- southeast equality Alabama MySpace (previously run by Mr Fetch)
- mrfetch photobucket currently locked
- Equality Alabama; Mr Fetch's old semi volunteer job
- Mr. Fetch's private headquarters
- MrFetch IRL Baptist Church in Dothan
- Chipola College MrFetch's Alumni
- Skype fetchonskype
- His Theme Song
Paul Fetch's boyfriend's MySpace has been found. You know what to do.
Videos
ANONYMOUS Stand Down!!!Jan. 25, Original vid, deleted.- ANONYMOUS Stand Down!!! Mirror, rebuilt from a response vid.
Jan. 26, Dox everywhere!!!- Jan. 28, ANONYMOUS This is War
- Feb. 1, ANONYMOUS Gets Attacked!!!
- Feb. 6, ANONYMOUS Inside info
- Fetch Exposed Part 1
- Fetch Exposed Part 2
Fetch Exposed Cyanterrorist explains the setupVideo removed by YouTube.- To All the Haters and Everyone Else Before April 16
Apr. 26, I Want YouSet on private by Fetch himself.Feb 25, Paul Fetch Doesn't Have Sex: Fetch explains that he thought he had AIDS.Private video.- Troll Fetch is Troll - The Movie Trailer
- Aug 5, LEAKED! Paul Fetch skype sex tape (reup?)
Aug 15, The Truth About Paul Fetch: Paul's boyfriend (or brother, or whoever he's screwing) becomes a target.Baletted.- Paul attacks some guy's kitchen
- A Fetch "spy" at work
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