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Sascha I.

Sascha "Sasha" I.
Born 2000-2001
Nationality: Latvian Swiss  
Highscore Injured 7
Style Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player
An Hero? No


On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.

Attack

Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.

On that day, Sascha, our terrorist, set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 7 wounded
Accuracy: 2/20 Go for the neck, faggot
Style: 5/20 Sperged out on a town without a criminal record
Butthurt: 2/20 German media talked about him and swiss.Nobody cares actually
Bonus: 5/20 For having a lulzy VKontakte profile
Total Score: 14/100 (F+)
Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL
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Mall Cop


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Sebastian Kutch

Sebastian Kutch
Nationality: Filipino  
Highscore Injured 1
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No


On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named Sebastian Kutch made a Facebook post saying he was gonna burn down his school. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of cringe Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got v&. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 1 wounded
Accuracy: 0.5/20 Seriously
Style: 0.5/20 Another Asian who failed
Butthurt: 3/20 You didn't even surpass Chao-Tiao Yumol
Bonus: 0/20 FOTY 2025
Total Score: 5/100 (F-----------------------)
In fact, you will never surpass Chao-Tiao Yumol and Rolando Mendoza.
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Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard


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Sergey Lepnev

Sergey Lepnev
Born ca. 1979
Nationality: Ruskie  
Highscore 6 kills, 2 wounded
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No


Sergey Lepnev (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 6/20 2 injured
Accuracy: 16/20 Had a good aim after all
Style: 15/20 Military prank went wrong
Butthurt: 3/20 Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history
Bonus: 5/20 Not everyone attacks a military school
Total Score: 45/100 (D)
Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.
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OMOH


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Seth Hatfield

Seth Scott Hatfield
Born 2001
Died June 22, 2026 (aged 25)
Nationality: Canuck  
Highscore Killed 2, injured 2
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Shot dead by coppers
Motive Rage against the hypergamy state
Seth Hatfield entering the premises.

Seth Scott Hatfield was a Marxist incel who shot up the Pornhub HQ in Montreal, Canada. His attack ended with one dead cop, one dead rabbi and one dead incel commie.

Attack

The shooter began shooting at the P-Hub building from a hotel room across the street, but wasn't having any luck, so he took it to the streets where he got into a gun fight with the police and killed one cop while critically injuring another. A random rabbi snuck up from behind a corner and spooked a female police officer, who proceeded to give Seth an assisted kill. He was finally pwned by another police officer while reloading.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: SKS semi-automatic rifle
  • 65~80 Damage
  • Perk 1: Incel
  • Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys.
    Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.
  • Perk 2: Marxist
  • Double or triple damage against capitalist swine.

Gameplay Footage

bro witnessed this whole thing go down and thought it was a good idea to film in that aspect ratio.
Thanks for the commentary, ya useless foid.
A kabbalistic lust wizard seen trying to resuscitate his golem.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 +2 injuries
Accuracy: 2/20 Couldn't snipe anyone through the windows and needed a female cop to get a kill for him.
Style: 2/20 Never even made it into the building.
Butthurt: 5/20 Noone cares and they'll be back to gooning the next day.
Bonus: 20/20 Bonus points for targeting PornHub
Total Score: 30/100 (F)
some sick fuck is jacking off to this
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Manifesto

Seth's manifesto opens up with a basic intro to biology and how it has been abused to form the hypergamy state. For all of you normies out there, Hypergamy is when people (usually women) take on multiple partners, similar to polygamy, except instead of sticking with a select few people, they whore themselves out to everyone they deem favorable, thus leaving none for us betas. Then he pastes a bunch of stories that he gathered from Reddit before the mods deleted them for not worshipping women enough, and finally he gives you a list of targets that the next mass shooter should go after, including pornography conventions, pornography headquarters, as well as prominent pornographic film actors and actresses.

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Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam

Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam
Nationality: Iranian   
Highscore 14 dead, 11 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No (Shot by cops)


Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the Iranian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a gun and a fuckton of ammo.

Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.

Graded Score
Kill count: 14/20 '
Accuracy: 12/20
Style: 10/20 Rogue soldier.
Butthurt: 4/20 Just another day in Iran.
Bonus: 15/20 Cop-killer.
Total Score: 55/100 (D+)
Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


Sicelo Dlamini

Sicelo Dlamini
Nationality: Swazi   
Highscore 1 dead, 10 injured
Style Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No (Killed by a mob)

Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.

Life

In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously cried between 2 weeks. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local psychisatric hospital between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his ADHD and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to go out with him. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.

The Fail

The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting phumani la (go away), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 A cocksucker student
Accuracy: 2/20 Swazi's worst fail
Style: 5/20 Sk00l St4bb1ng
Butthurt: 5/20 Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.
Bonus: 20/20 For doing it in drugs
Total Score: 33/100 (D-)
No one cares
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson

Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson
Nationality: Bjork Bjork  
Born c. 1931
Died c. 1995 (aged 64–65)
Highscore Murdered one
Style FPS, Single player
An hero? Nope

Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in Normal scripture) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.

On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.

Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun.

After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.

Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 Only murdered one target
Accuracy: 1/20 Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming
Style: 1/20 Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish
Butthurt: 1/20 No one cared
Bonus: 5/20 For being the first Icelandic mass shooter
Total Score: 8/100 (F--)
Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


SmolShibez

Portuguese Anon
Nationality: Portudago  
Highscore None
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No

On August 13th, exactly one day after Arda cuck's mass failings, a stupid Tarrantfag would get vanned and raped for posting threats against a Mosque in Portugal, but wait, lets wind back, how did this even start??

Stupid nigger war on the sharty

The Portucuck (going under the name Porktugger and SmolShibez) was a Pol/ nigger on the 'arty, he would make multiple threads praising Brenton likr the humongous faggot he fucking is, but thats when he got into a war with some stupid sunni muslim nigger pigs, with namely one being Warrior Z (who would also later dox him), this turned out to be a stupid slapfight where these niggers would do nothing but shitpost and make soyjaks / slopjaks out of eachother, until the Portucuck was eventually doxxed by the muzzies (primarily Warrior Z), where they would reveal his face, eventually the portucuck was pissed off and decided to make a retarded thread that would decide the outcome of this faggot

Mosque shooting threats

The Portuissy, on August 5, the same exact day one of our own got arrested for being friends with Arda Küçükyetim, made a thread saying he was gonna shoot up the Lisbon central mosque, which u think would have been a good thing since there would be a riddance of shitty sunni muslims, but the retard didnt even have a gun! He was announcing his plans way before he was even gonna commit them, he also said "this mosque is 15 minutes away from my house. Im gonna fucking do it." To sound tuff or some shit but in reality he had just accidentally doxxed himself, some muslims on twitter and soyjak party made reports not only to the mosque but to the police too, which caused the portucuck to get arrested and 'APED!, he stopped making threads for a while, but a bit later on September 9, he would announce his fedding on soyjak.party, on October first, he would proceed with his sentencing at 13:xx pm, where his father BAWWWWWW'd, he was put in a rehab center, he made a thread about the prison conditions and how they forced him to take meds, it is unknown what happened to SmolShibez after, though it is known he managed to use the rehab television to make the thread. He would also get super butthurt over his soyjak.wiki page makijg fun of him, causing him to vandalise it with retarded shit.

Pedo?

Despite being a minor, some people have made pedo accusations of the Portucuck, with them calling him out for asso coating with child porn spammers.

Manifesto

Though not much is known about his manifesto, it is currently considered lost media, and if you tried to decipher whatrver the fuck this nigger babble is in the screenshot, you wouldnt be able to understand anything, so this is a quick overview of what you can see;

  • The name of the manifesto is Execute 201
  • The logo of the manifesto is a swastika with a cross over it
  • It had a page making fun of trannies
  • Pages 16 and 17 could have been Q&A like Brenton
  • He wrote the manifesto using office but was gonna convert it to PDF
  • It was 19 pages long (18 if you exclude the blank page he was working on)

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Doxed
Accuracy: 0/20 Humiliated by the Muslims
Style: 0/20 Pages that you love and that ultimately betray you
Butthurt: 0/20 Nobody cares
Bonus: -∞/20 Flippy Mapper 2.0
Total Score: -∞/100 (EXPELLED AND UNGRADED)
2024 FOTY
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Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation


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Stefan M.

Stefan M.
Born February 10, 2007 (19 years old)
Nationality Serb  
Highscore Injured 1
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single Player
An Hero? Unfortunately, no


On July 20, 2023, a then-16-year-old Slav named Stefan M. joined a Discord video call with all of his friends (which, surprisingly, he had, unlike you) and then proceeded to go on his "rampage" in the name of Saint Brenton and Hugo Jackson, but luckily, Stefan was only able to injure a white woman because Stefan is a complete retard.

Gameplay

After joining the call, Stefan would say "remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie" then proceeded to run around town looking for a victim to stab all whilst breathing heavily, likely due to his weight. He finally finds someone to stab: a blonde woman. After stabbing her, he runs around screaming "I'll kill all of you" before disconnecting from the call and later getting v&. Even though this was on a video call, the video has not been released as his village have been gatekeeping the video.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Failed miserably...
Accuracy: 1/20 Couldn't even kill the only person he stabbed
Style: 4/20 Only for it being in Serbia, other than that it's just another Tarrantula going on a stabbing spree.
Butthurt: 0/20 ...
Bonus: 5/20 For livestreaming it
-3 for doing it on a Discord call
Total Score: 7/100 (F----)
The Serb version of Danis Razov
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Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard


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Switzer Learning Center Anon

Unknown
Born c. 2008
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Injured 3
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero? No


On October 14, 2025, an anonymous 17-year-old student attacked the Switzer Learning Center, a school for literal retards (the same one Chris Harper-Mercer attended). Despite being in the land of guns, he only used a knife, injuring 3 staff members. This explains why he was in a school for disabled children. He probably did this because he had the hairline of a 30-year-old man despite still being a teenager. On his TikTok account, he made many original references to Columbine, Nikolas Cruz and Natalie Rupnow.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20
Accuracy: 0/20 Nobody killed
Style: 5/20 A mass stabbing in America is at least original
Butthurt: 2/20 No one cares
Bonus: 0/20 No bonus for you
Total Score: 7/100 (F-)
No one cares
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Wanted Level:

Karen