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HellionExciter
HellionExciter (Johnathan C. Myman) is was a crazy Jew famous for pwning himself due to unrealistic expectations of YouTube. Hellion's game was basically as a wannabe YouTube "hater". He's currently butthurt over spilt milk; and basically no one gives a shit other than Tom Serson. Hellion also made claims that he was going to "buy out" Encyclopedia Dramatica (but deleted the claim later). With exception to insane number of sockpuppet accounts he continued to lurk under up until early 2008 as a result of his extreme butthurt about being trolled off of YouTube, noone has seen or heard from him in about a year. He's no doubt still lurking though. Rumors abound but the only real theory running around about his current whereabouts are that he was busted on coke charges sometime in 2008.
—Hellion, on lamenting over the loss of his Jew gold. | ||
Fun Facts
- Apparently likes to fuck prostitutes - male or female - but prefers Thai ladyboys or Eurasian she-males when he can get them.
- Renetto declared jihad on Hellionexciter which had to be postponed after Thedramatube, Casey Nunez declared jihad on everyone in Renetto's street.
- E-jonesing for a piece of Filthywhore.
- Despite his appearance, he's a huge nerd IRL. Plays geeky classic movies on a crappy TV that is even older than the movies, (and brags about it? Buy a new TV you Jew bastard).
- Reads and likes Encyclopedia Dramatica; has mentioned the esteemed website in a couple of his YouTube videos. Still liked Encyclopedia Dramatica after reading this article.
- Listens to classic metal bands such as Judas Priest and Motorhead which he plays as background music on his videos.
- Hellionexciter has had vlog wars with TheBoringDispatcher, Renetto, Paperlillies, Thedramatube, Warren25smash, RoccosHouse and more.
- Always grinning (lol, Grinman)
- Really greasy hair.
- His eyes look like they are shut when he smiles (so they always look like they are shut).
- Thinks film posters are art.
- Could use some serious anger management therapy.
Tips to get your hair looking like HellionExciters
Use about 1 - 3 pots of True Faggot Hair Gel depending on how long your hair is: Apply to fingers and slick your hair back as much as you can.
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A challenger appears
Some ten year old kid tried to troll HellionExciter, by copying HellionExciter.
It turned out later that the video had been made by some grotesque 17 year old retard called Callum Cartel who used little boys to fight his Internets battles for him.
Censored Video, 6 April 2007
HellionExciter's latest video, (titled "THE GREATEST video ever made on YouTube" and posted on 6 April 2007), which reportedly had a porn video playing on the television in the background, was deleted for violating the TOS within 1 hour of it being posted on the site.
Hellion Commits YouTubicide
To celebrate the 4th of July HellionExciter passed his channel over to Tom Serson in the hope of generating some sparks to mark his leaving on a "vacation" from YouTube. Apparently Hellion had no idea that this would essentially mark the end of his YouTube days.
Tom Serson posted a typical Serson video on the HellionExciter channel. YouTube made its typical response to a Tom Serson video by suspending the HellionExciter account.
HellionExciter's last videoHellion wigs out
On August 8th, 2007, after he returned to YouTube under the HellionExciter2 account, he went batshit and cuntpaste'd threats all over channels and video comments on YouTube.
The sudden hostility was most likely caused by the recent intervention wherein his mother kindly requested that he un-fuck himself from his computer. Hellion, feeling very butthurt over his recent conflicts with YouTube users, continued to play the internet tough guy and additionally threatened to blow up people's houses.
After a 72 hour marathon of watching movies and snorting coke, Hellion's Rocky-complex began to
manifest itself again and he tried to goad Mikeskehan into a boxing match in Las Vegas. Hellion's previous attempts at organizing IRL events of these sorts with other YouTube users (including Renetto and Casey Nunez) had resulted in utter failure , yet Hellion continued to pursue his E-war with Mike despite having previously stated that he was leaving YouTube forever.
R.I.P. Hellion
On August 16th, 2007, most likely as a result of sharing his YouTube channel jointly with Tom Serson again the HellionExciter2 was suspended. As a prime example of the pathetic nature of the internet tough guy, Hellion has achieved a level of Epic Fail rarely seen on the internets in his faggy e-battles.
Hellion returned several more times with failed attempts to attack Mike and/or ED, ultimately closing his accounts on his own accord, most recently due to his discovery that his close friend RacerXWTFX was a tranny. He headed to THE PROMISED LAND like most butthurt rejects on YouTube, but his account went dead shortly thereafter.
Following his failures on the tubes, Hellion promptly returned to playing the guitar poorly, watching porn, and failing at life.
CALL IN THE SOCKS!
Since being banned Hellion has restricted his faggotry to anonymous sockpuppetry on the tubes. The following is a top secret list of known Hellion Exciter accounts on YouTube. It's wikification is truly "mega lulz".
It's somewhat important to carefully note the names of the accounts.
bernardskehan christineskehan computersights computersightss connielynnn Connielynnskehan Decievertyrant DixieBrick1 dmcamikeskehan docsdropfriday frankcullpepper frightkite fullofwin getoffmytits101 HatersUnite10 HatersUnite6 HellionExciter HellionExciter2 HellionExciterpart4 HellionExcitersavage hpvmikeskehan indaroccoshouse Jerdetskehan Jerdetskehanthedad JeremyStuart101 Jipitriedtofuckjill jipsiandjill jipsiBukkake jipsicheatsonmaggie jipsifucksteens jipsihasnoballs jipsiisabouttogetown jipsiisaclown jipsiisataint jipsiisshit jipsilies jipsilovesbrad jipsinumber jipsiowned jipsirawks jipsistickam jipsithepedo katiessockpuppet Kimknockedoutmike kissingoakk michaelseanskehan mikescarpet mikesfriends mikeyscarpet mrpregnatfans NevadaTALK nightcaution openseason11 photoshopnoob Rachelskehan Rachelskehandaddy robthompsonbee saforever101 sarryCommunity sarrymike sarryskehanfanclub sarrysstory sarrytroll sarrytroll1 sarrytroll2 sarrytroll3 sarrytroll4 sarrytroll5 sarryysshoes skehanfanclub skehanmike skitsisnotback stickammike thedramaatubes ticktockmikey tmjonathan
Trivia
- Claims to be "just acting"
- Works with cuntfuckbitch
- Claims his golf handicap is 8 and shoots 105.
- Worked in the porn industry. Claims to have worked as a clerk at a video store as well.
- Currently in jail for selling cocaine
- 3/4 Jew, 1/4 wop.
External links
- A spoof channel - Run by CRAP5000 thus you know it's real.
Other Resources
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