Fat Chicks in Party Hats

Fat Chicks in Party Hats is was a site devoted to making fun of ugly freaks, but mostly fatties. It started as a shitty Geocities teenage project sometime in Eternal September by some Mexican named Miguel Roya, and was helped with its exposure by none other than radical dudebro Seanbaby. By giving every crappy photo of fags, hicks, and fat people he could get his grubby spic hands on with shitty captions showcasing Miguel's relentlessly poor grammar and interesting vocab choices, Miguel earned himself some mainstream media attention and a shitty ~~[1]~~ porno mag intervew.

"oh a melon! time for a fag melon fuck!" SUDDENLY TERROR! AN EAT ATTACK! fat chicks in party hats

The answer is: Skinny chicks with NO party hats

Although this fat chick doesn't have a hat on, the various chins clearly express the notion behind the site

Hatemail

Captain Fag

	“	ahahh maybe your a fat pudgy ass bastard who dont seem to see the picture that cameras were not made for you.Please learn how to spell before attempts are made to make fun of the majority of ppl.	„
	—Some wild hambeast

The hatemail sent to this site strikingly illustrates the "You're only making fun of me because you secretly want to fuck me" mindset of a large percentage of the worlds butthurt masses. This is mainly because fat people don't realize how fucking disgusting it is to be unable to wipe your own ass and fags just think everyone wants to fuck them. Captain Fag knew how hard it can be to be a gay teenager, and offered his services:

	“	Well..I KNOW how difficult it can be to be a teen boy with homosexual urges. Perhaps I can help you accept your homosexuality/bisexuality.	„
	—Captain Fag

Lolcows

Deidra Babe

We ate the Prom!

Deidra A. Daley. "Plus Sized Model", NAAFA member, and YTMND starlet known online as Deidra Babe, threatened legal action when she found photos from her Fat Admirer website had been stolen and mocked by a 15 year old Mexican boy. Obviously, she was butthurt. And given the enormous size of her ass that's a whole lotta butthurt! The whole story including this leviathan's personal stats are available here, but first, MOAR haetmail:

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From: Deidra Babe

Well, Miguel, you stupid foreign piece of party-fuck -

I am one of your models from your fat chicks in party

hats site - alas, you did not get my express written

consent to use the copywritten pictures that you

STOLE from my website -

In America - this is illegal!

You have used many of my images for your stupid

site and I am speaking with an attorney on Monday

to begin the process of filing suit against you and

your website for illegal use of copywritten images

that belong to ME. My Attorney will be in touch by

the beginning of the week. Should you elect to

remove my images from your site, no charges will be

filed.

„

—Deidra Babe

PlummKrazy

FAT TEAM

The dude with the Flintstones tie and tits in the photo to your right is PlummKrazy, fat ass sexual deviant and general lolcow who apparently enjoys being trolled and writing horrible amateur erotica. Read the exchange here.

Gallery

All FCIPH pictures retain their original Miguel Caption

Gallery of Pain About missing Pics

in secret grandma catbeast eats the baby army. where is the fatty crime police!!! (faghumping)
my mom did help me pee today.
ARE ALL MIGETS FAGS!?? yes of course.
Hey! that beanbag is not wearing a hat. I will give it mine. haha.

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Mention in Bizarre Magazine
HELP! HELP! I AM STUCK!!!!! ARGGHH! AAGGG! I WANT A CHEESE BURGER!!!!
FATTY BELIEVERS!!! NOW WE GO TO EAT THE PRESIDANT! "YEEAHHHHH! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA the little wheeledchair and guitar! ha ha HA HA HA! it is to funny to believe!!!!!!!
ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAAAAAA!!!!! oh no cowboy fag. oh no cowboy fag! ha ha ha HA HA HA!!!
Hooker Pig says "GRAVY PLEASE!"
"hello sluts. there is no cake any more may i have some sex to?"
oh my oh my! yes, I am an eatbeast! this part of my selfmess is made of bacon meat.
meat scandal story: "sandwich queen hugs the porkball"!!!
murdur patrol