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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 14, 2025
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The Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Shooting or the Valentine's Day Massacre: High School Shooting Edition was a lulzy school shooting carried out in Florida by Nikolas Jacob Cruz✡, a then-19-year-old (now a 27-year-old) diagnosed autistic ginger incel manlet who did like Cupid but instead of arrows of love it was bullets of love. Nikolas wanted to get revenge on his school for permabanning him from their campus which resulted in seventeen kills, narrowly putting him on the top 50 at above Thomas Hamilton (in injury count only), and dethroning Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold for the most deaths caused in an American high school. Ted Cruz would be proud.
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