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He Will Not Divide Us
The inauguration of Donald Trump sparked massive protests and riots across D.C. and the world. Leftists, already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. Enter Shia LaBeouf✡, a D-list actor desperate to save face after his Hollywood career left him unemployed and irrelevant. It was within this setting that LaBeouf decided to create the latest in a string of failed "art pieces", this one titled He Will Not Divide Us, a fitting title, given that LaBeouf's attempt to sow division ended with LaBeouf being thoroughly trolled on his own project.
HWNDU began as a 24/7 livestream intended to last for eight years, from Inauguration Day (January 20) until the end of the Trump presidency. First located at the Museum of the Moving Image in a suburb of the liberal shithole known as New York City, locals were expected to come and stand in front of the camera and chant "he will not divide us". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly screeching at a wall, along with much attention-whoring.
However, 4chan soon learned about the project. The result was a massive IRL trolling raid with the goal of closing yet another pool and rustling some more jimmies. The trolls congregated mostly on cuckchan and cripplechan /pol/, creating hundreds of threads detailing live coverage of the drama. The operation was a complete success; within less than a month, Shia got arrested after assaulting one of his own fans, and on February 10th, 2017, the project was shut down by police, acting on local residents' complaints of noise and violence. Two weeks later, the camera was moved to a sidewalk in Nowhere, New Mexico. Having been thoroughly trolled at every single other location, the project was moved to an undisclosed location with nothing on camera but a "He Will Not Divide Us" flag and the sky, so the trolls couldn't possibly find it... except that they did.
January, 2017
January 20, 2017
Inauguration Day, and the start of HWNDU; the live feed is set up in a suburb of NYC and immediately goes viral, attracting the attention of the public and of the NEETs who inhabit /pol/. Within hours, trolls show up to pay respects, and Shia's school project quickly became a playground for the heralds of lulz.
January 25, 2017
/v/'s autistic (obviously) janitor makes a guest appearance |
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Jesus and Hideo at 3 A.M in the morning.
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Some anon makes a sketch of the duo.
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poltard makes a sketch. :3
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Jihad Jesus and Jackie 4chan, white supremacist Nazis.
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Narutard shows up!
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Shia LaBoof's unedited mugshot. Cry moar.
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Jesus does a happy merchant pose. >:)
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Fag.
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Leftists cry on Twitter.
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Pol presents an idea.
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Narutard shows his sign.
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Hands of Christ.
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This fuckin' guy.
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From when the trio danced like retards.
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Gay Nigger and feminazi dyke shows up.
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Trio dances with the gay nigger.
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Normie reaction to the hijacking.
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These people need psychological help. Then again, don't all NYC residents?
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CIA agent arrives
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A challenger approaches..
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Narutard gets a piggyback ride. :3
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Ugly feminazi dyke tries to steal Naruto's chicken.
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Even leftists got sick and tired of GN and feminazi, prefering /pol/.
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CIA Spy Exposed.
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/pol/ shows some signs.
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Naruto has a time out.
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Leftypol irl
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Woodstock vs Trump Protests.
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Cocksucker degenerate freak.
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HWNDU isn't artistic.
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Sam Hyde makes an appearance at the set piece.
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The marxist feminazi freak looks strikingly similar to a certain Fallout 4 character..
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A troll makes a fake ad on Craigslist.
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Slavs show up to squat.
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Narutard has some more fun, while gay nigga checks his feeds.
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SJW pulls a typical liberal move and shits out a tl;dr wall of text.
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Shortbus shows up to abduct the protesters, kek.
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Protestor on her period.
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In honor of Drive Anon and Hideo. <3
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Top 10 Unrequited Loves in Anime.
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Jews did HWNDU
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A pollack who was there describes the events of the Shia arrest.
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Creepy freak assassin.
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Fatman's tittehs
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Is he white?
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Shia is coming in thirty minutes.
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(((They))) are watching.
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He will divide us.
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New mascot of HWNDU
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Summarization of every event from January 21 to 25.
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RACE MIXER
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Scared Jew.
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LOL: Liberals legit thought his headband was a Nazi symbol.
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The bum knows his place.
January 26, 2017
Pol threads:
Briefing: Three users show up at the start of the day (1 ~ 5 AM) and get nicknamed Jihad Jesus, Jackie4Chan, and Kim-Jong-Anon. They spend several hours reading /pol/ threads and twitter, giving shoutouts, micspamming, trolling, etc. The police show up and interrogate them for a while. Several supporters of KEK show up to bring the brave warriors food. Meanwhile, leftist drones starve in the New York winter. There are rumors spreading that Shia would show up to kick their ass. As the 30-minute mark approached, he didn't show - like the pussy he is. A gay ass nigger furry named PaperBoyPrince shows up around 8:00 AM, with his ugly feminazi friend and hijacks the show for a while until pissing off. Eventually, school is in session so many kids roam the streets. A narutard shows up, as does Ali David Sonboly. The feminazi flashes her small, deformed breasts at the camera repeatedly while school buses and children pass by.
Eventually, Shia shows up, assaults a /pol/lack, and gets arrested! KEK [1]
Video highlights:
- Jesus, Hideo, Kim- weeaboo micspam
- Gay Nigger gets trolled
- Prince of /pol/ makes the stream great again HWNDU
- Jesus gives a speech
January 28, 2017
Sam Hyde shows up and perpetrates a mass shooting that results in 28 casualties. He screwed with the STD-ridden faggot known as "AIDS Bjorn" before later escaping from New York. He hasn't been heard from since. [2]
February, 2017
Show's indefinitely cancelled due to niggers. |
Notable events so far:
- Zeiger (no relations to our zaiger) from Daily Stormer shows up to advertise their site.
- A malnourished skinny and tall nigger flaunts a gun during the podcast.
- A troll shows up with a huge portrait of Pepe.
- Some dindu sprays the camera black.
- Two retards almost get shot.
February 10, 2017: POOL'S CLOSED
Shia and his group couldn't take the IRL trolling anymore. As was predicted, the HWNDU stream didn't even last a month. An official reason cited for the termination of the program was the propensity for violence (usually sparked and initiated by the "peaceful" left) and because they were tired of being trolled. The NYPD was happy that HWNDU was dead, because they were sick of having to patrol the (residential) area around the clock, and the local residents were pleased because the closure meant they didn't have to deal with people injecting marijuana and urinating on their property anymore. Plus, Sam Hyde's deadly massacre alarmed locals and noo yoikers in general. [3]
He Will Not Divide Us Part II: Electric Boogaloo
Like Team Rocket, LaBeouf just won't fuck off when he gets pwn'd. A week after the pool was closed, Shia reopened the pool in Albuquerque, New Mexico, in what looks like a ghetto. This has led to many kangs inviting the viewer to follow them on Twitter, Instagram and other Internet AIDS-infested sites.
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Zeiger was here
March, 2017
March 9, 2017: He Will Not Divide Us 3: With a Vengeance
After being defeated everywhere else, Shia abandoned the participatory aspect of his project, and set up a "He Will Not Divide Us" flag in a field in an undisclosed location with nothing on camera but the flag and the sky, so as not to invite the mean trolls to fuck with it. Unfortunately for him, he was unfamiliar with the weaponized autism anons were capable of, and in just 24 hours anons on 8ch's /hwndu/ board managed to cross-reference flight-patterns of passing aircraft seen on the livestream, ambient noise from local wildlife and cars, and star maps, along with other autistic shit, in order to gain the exact location of Shia's gay little flag. Within two days, the flag was captured at Moon Creek Road in Greenville, Tennessee by an anon from 4chan's /pol/ who proudly displays it on his basement wall, having won the greatest game of Capture The Flag ever played.
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Operation Drone Strike aborted.
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A faggot dun goofed when telling on Shia just for a butthurt reaction.
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Shia taddle the police and threaten with a cease and desist.
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And his C&D response? Praise kek! REEEEEEE!
March 21-23, 2017: He Will Not Divide Us 4: United Kingdom Edition
After being thoroughly humiliated in the United States, what was left of the project was moved to Liverpool, ironically divided from the artist by the Atlantic Ocean. By March 23, Anonymous captured the flag again, causing Shia to lose the game and what was left of his sanity.
April, 2017
April 9, 2017: OMG Hacked!!1
An evil patriot hacked the HWNDU site and replaced its divisive and hateful message with a message of love and unity:
—http://archive.is/QAwBp, The name of Shia's next shitty art project |
He Will Not Divide Us Season 5: #ALONETOGETHER
On April 12, Shia allegedly hid in a Lapland cabin in a remote area in Finland and invited people to come to the Kiasma Museum in Helsinki where they could sit and communicate with Shia and his accomplices by text message. Naturally he stood up to those damned trolls who keep coming to his shitty art projects, which would otherwise be ignored if not for the relentless trolling campaign. LaBeouf, a notorious plagiarist, replied to one troll who wore a #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN hat with an anti-racist screed shamelessly ganked from some furry on Twitter. At least he has internet up there in the Laplands.
He Will Not Divide Us: Salty Loser Edition
On December 4 2017, Labeouf's unwatched Twitter tweeted the powerwords of the two literal Nazis who took the flag. The Twitter mob responded with fake outrage at this heinous theft that happened about 9 months prior, and attempts to get them fired. The joke was on them, as one had no job and therefore nothing to lose, and the other is a nurse in Tennessee, where her racist views are nothing out of the ordinary.
He Will Not Divide Us: Now It's Just Sad Edition
In a desperate bid to remain relevant, the flag is flown at an undisclosed location in France. Except the first response on Twitter was "FOUND IT", along with a map of the flag's location. Apparently, the flag has been burned by a drone and defaced by a condom full of printer ink, yet the artistes responsible for this retardation continue to fly the flag out of sheer butthurt that Hillary lost.
Videos
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Gallery
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The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.
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Shia divided from his tears.
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Divided
See also
External links
- Official Website - LIVE Stream
- - /pol/'s HWNDU Wiki
- 8chan - HWNDU
- Stream Archives
- Archives of past streams 1 2
- (KYM) Know Your Meme - He Will Not Divide Us
HWNDUARCHIVE - Twitter account archiving lulzy events on the stream.lol rip
YouTube shit
- The Greatest IRL Baneposting
- Shia gets arrested
- Jackie4chan makes lefties slav squat
- Chinese girl BTFO on immigration/white privilege
- Singing happy birthday to Sam Hyde
- Bog anon BTFO liberals
- Beta cuck spergs over his tendie
- Gooburger jams to Moonman
- Goodburger jams to Shadilay
- Goodburger jams to Johnny Rebel
- Albanian anon
- Shia attacks Mustache anon
- Omar expects a BJ
- A day at the zoo
- Tony at the Trump Rally
- Shoutouts + Mustache anon
- Bag anon plays Shadilay
- Pepe next to Shia
- Adidas bro visits
- Cutie kisses camera
- Skimask anon leaves mp3s
- Skimask anon + morning after
- Friendly anon shoutout
- Pepe on phone
- Shia's trigger reel
- Jackie gets beheaded by ISIS
- /CHEEKIBREEKI/
- /ourguys/ celebrating a job well done
- Slavanon with an important message
- Clinton redpill dropped on stream
- /leftypol/ doesn't fag it up for once
- Moonman to the rescue
- Poetanon who was assaulted by Shia reads a poem
- Blart tells truth about assault
- Shia v /pol/Blart full confrontation
- Betacuckanon REEEEE's cuck into mental breakdown
- Uncle Tony and Old School Astoria tear the house down with great rant
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- [5]
- Anime opening
- Jesus sings Snake Eater
- Stolen Valor snaps
- /ourgirl/
- /pol/blart and Paper talk it out
- Bjorn at Gavin protest starting 14:10
- pubechin fag actor
- Crowder joins HWNDU
8chan /pol/ threads
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