Andrew Allred/Maddox chatlog

<Andrew Allred

2007-09-15_13:10:59	<Bomber166> so i broke my ex-girlfriends laptop and i order a new one, but i told her she can't have it unless she has sex with me again first, think thats a fair trade?
2007-09-15_13:11:12	<Bomber166> lol
2007-09-15_13:11:34	<+vic> you are quite the ladies man
2007-09-15_13:11:39	<poe> smooth
2007-09-15_13:11:59	<+vic> trading a five hundred dollar laptop for one orgasm
2007-09-15_13:12:26	<Bomber166> pretty much
2007-09-15_13:12:34	<Bomber166> she broke up with me and moved out on my birthday
2007-09-15_13:12:37	<Bomber166> it was an awesome party
2007-09-15_13:12:49	<Bomber166> i threw all of her stuff into the street and broke most of it
2007-09-15_13:12:51	<+CH> lol
2007-09-15_13:13:08	<Bomber166> and for some reason she thinks i should replace it
2007-09-15_13:13:12	<+vic> why do relationships make people retarded
2007-09-15_13:13:23	<+vic> well, unfair question, Bomber166 was always retarded
2007-09-15_13:13:31	<poe> why did she break up with you
2007-09-15_13:13:43	<Bomber166> cause i wouldn't ever let her cry
2007-09-15_13:13:56	<+vic> what the fuck
2007-09-15_13:13:57	<Bomber166> she cryed about everything so i just got up and left
2007-09-15_13:14:01	<Bomber166> and apparently she didnt liek that
2007-09-15_13:14:10	<poe> was she hot
2007-09-15_13:14:22	<+vic> so you through her shit in the street
2007-09-15_13:14:23	<Bomber166> not hot, but attractive
2007-09-15_13:14:24	<+CH> give her my number
2007-09-15_13:14:27	<Bomber166> lol
2007-09-15_13:14:29	<+blanket> aww
2007-09-15_13:14:37	<+blanket> sorry bomber
2007-09-15_13:14:40	* Bomber166 shrugs
2007-09-15_13:14:42	<+vic> I always thought that was overly dramatic shit that only happened in movies
2007-09-15_13:14:47	<Bomber166> lol
2007-09-15_13:14:48	<+blanket> uh
2007-09-15_13:14:49	<Bomber166> oh no, it happened
2007-09-15_13:14:54	<Bomber166> i was sooo wasted
2007-09-15_13:14:55	<+blanket> girls cry alot sometimes
2007-09-15_13:15:02	<@Nurple> cry harder faggot
2007-09-15_13:15:04	<Bomber166> the cops came and told me to stop
2007-09-15_13:15:16	<Bomber166> and then they were like are you ok are you gonna kill yourself when we leave
2007-09-15_13:15:19	<+vic> she dumped you for being a prick, and you broke all her shit
2007-09-15_13:15:21	<Bomber166> and i was like fuck you i'm passing out i'm drunk
2007-09-15_13:15:24	<Bomber166> yep
2007-09-15_13:15:29	<Bomber166> i'm an asshole
2007-09-15_13:15:33	<+blanket> wow
2007-09-15_13:15:37	<+blanket> way to make an exit
2007-09-15_13:15:40	<+blanket> :)
2007-09-15_13:16:00	<Bomber166> this all took place with about 50 other people standing around
2007-09-15_13:16:07	<+blanket> ouch
2007-09-15_13:16:13	<Bomber166> it was the best birthday ever
2007-09-15_13:16:22	<+blanket> did this really happen?
2007-09-15_13:16:26	<Bomber166> yes
2007-09-15_13:16:33	<+blanket> wow
2007-09-15_13:16:37	<poe> the cops came?
2007-09-15_13:16:39	<Bomber166> yea
2007-09-15_13:16:40	<+vic> this is starting to sound like ozwald's helicopter police chase
2007-09-15_13:16:40	<+blanket> youshould habe punched her
2007-09-15_13:16:48	<poe> vic: explain after this convo plz
2007-09-15_13:16:48	<+blanket> haha vic
2007-09-15_13:16:49	<Bomber166> no
2007-09-15_13:16:54	<+blanket> he called me to tell me that
2007-09-15_13:16:56	<Bomber166> i punched some of her friends
2007-09-15_13:16:59	<poe> no you didnt
2007-09-15_13:17:03	<poe> this story is bullshit
2007-09-15_13:17:04	<+vic> you just have to wonder, "is anybody really that retarded?"
2007-09-15_13:17:09	<Bomber166> its not bullshit
2007-09-15_13:17:10	<Bomber166> it happened
2007-09-15_13:17:17	<Bomber166> it was my fucking 21st birthday too
2007-09-15_13:17:18	<+blanket> i believe you
2007-09-15_13:17:18	<poe> you didnt punch her friends or youd be in jail
2007-09-15_13:17:24	<Bomber166> it was my property
2007-09-15_13:17:27	<Bomber166> they punched me to
2007-09-15_13:17:29	<+blanket> whats life without one horrible birthday?
2007-09-15_13:17:30	<Bomber166> so would have they
2007-09-15_13:17:36	<+vic> her shit was not your property
2007-09-15_13:17:42	<poe> vic what happened with this helicopter chase
2007-09-15_13:17:43	<Bomber166> exacgtly
2007-09-15_13:17:51	<poe> i sense alot of bs
2007-09-15_13:17:52	<Bomber166> i was simply "giving" her shit back
2007-09-15_13:18:02	<Bomber166> she asked for it
2007-09-15_13:18:07	<+blanket> lol
2007-09-15_13:18:09	<Bomber166> and when you ask a drunk man you shall receive it flying
2007-09-15_13:18:12	<+blanket> and she got it broken
2007-09-15_13:18:36	<+vic> poe ozwald was out offroading when helicopters started chasing him, he managed to ditch the beer before they caught him and got off with a warning
2007-09-15_13:18:38	<+vic> supposedly
2007-09-15_13:18:47	<Bomber166> i just spent an hour with her on the phone listening to why its unfair that i want to trade a new laptop for sex
2007-09-15_13:19:01	<+blanket> good trade
2007-09-15_13:19:21	<Bomber166> eh
2007-09-15_13:19:25	<Bomber166> its the only thing i can think of
2007-09-15_13:19:33	<+vic> Bomber166 I hate you
2007-09-15_13:19:35	<+vic> fyi
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2007-09-15_13:19:37	<Bomber166> yea
2007-09-15_13:19:39	<Bomber166> a lot of people do
2007-09-15_13:19:42	<+blanket> did you actually like her? is this what it's stemming from?
2007-09-15_13:19:43	<Bomber166> i stopped giving a fuck
2007-09-15_13:19:48	<Bomber166> yes i did
2007-09-15_13:19:55	<+blanket> well just tell her that
2007-09-15_13:19:57	<+blanket> bam
2007-09-15_13:19:58	<Bomber166> lol
2007-09-15_13:19:59	<Bomber166> yea
2007-09-15_13:20:00	<Bomber166> right
2007-09-15_13:20:04	<+blanket> you are back to fucking in no time
2007-09-15_13:20:08	<Bomber166> i dont think so
2007-09-15_13:20:11	<+blanket> swear it'll work
2007-09-15_13:20:15	<+blanket> I SWEAR
2007-09-15_13:20:15	<Bomber166> already tryed
2007-09-15_13:20:16	<Bomber166> it didn
2007-09-15_13:20:18	<Bomber166> lier
2007-09-15_13:20:27	<+blanket> hey i'm trying to give you a girl pov
2007-09-15_13:20:32	<+blanket> usually works
2007-09-15_13:20:39	* Bomber166 shrugs
2007-09-15_13:20:41	<Bomber166> its more fun this way
2007-09-15_13:20:45	<+blanket> you just have to be persistant so she knows you mean it
2007-09-15_13:20:48	<Bomber166> be a whore or no cookies for you!
2007-09-15_13:21:04	<+blanket> lol
2007-09-15_13:21:15	<+vic> blanket, he's tryig to trade a laptop that he already owes her for sex
2007-09-15_13:21:26	<Bomber166> pretty much
2007-09-15_13:21:30	<+vic> don't you think helping him to hook up would be a step backwards for society at large?
2007-09-15_13:21:37	<+blanket> just hook up with some other girl
2007-09-15_13:21:41	<+blanket> ?
2007-09-15_13:21:45	<Bomber166> yea
2007-09-15_13:21:51	<Bomber166> but i would rather her be miserable
2007-09-15_13:21:54	<+vic> even a fat religious chick could do better than him
2007-09-15_13:22:10	<Bomber166> true
2007-09-15_13:22:23	<Bomber166> i've already replaced her with beer and a new gun
2007-09-15_13:22:31	<+blanket> wow
2007-09-15_13:22:36	<+blanket> that's touching
2007-09-15_13:22:37	<Bomber166> i shot at pictures of her and mailed them to her
2007-09-15_13:22:41	<Bomber166> she didn't like that
2007-09-15_13:22:52	<+vic> you are the textbook definition of "sexually frustrated"
2007-09-15_13:23:01	<Bomber166> maybe so
2007-09-15_13:23:13	<+blanket> interesting
2007-09-15_13:23:17	<+vic> you are holding america back
2007-09-15_13:23:20	<Bomber166> good
2007-09-15_13:23:22	<Bomber166> fuck america
2007-09-15_13:23:22	<+vic> I wish you would die
2007-09-15_13:23:26	<Bomber166> i will some day
2007-09-15_13:23:28	<+blanket> whoa
2007-09-15_13:23:30	<poe> man
2007-09-15_13:23:31	<Bomber166> i'm sure you'll celebrate
2007-09-15_13:23:31	<poe> bomber
2007-09-15_13:23:35	<poe> you have motherfucking issues man
2007-09-15_13:23:36	<+blanket> that came out of nowhere
2007-09-15_13:23:40	<Bomber166> yea
2007-09-15_13:23:41	<Bomber166> so
2007-09-15_13:23:52	<+blanket> he's jsut depressed guys
2007-09-15_13:23:58	<+vic> he's not depressed
2007-09-15_13:24:05	<+vic> he doesn't show the slightest bit of remorse
2007-09-15_13:24:11	<+vic> he's proud of being a huge dick
2007-09-15_13:24:16	<+blanket> he's also on irc
2007-09-15_13:24:17	<poe> oh please
2007-09-15_13:24:28	<Bomber166> i swear this is all true
2007-09-15_13:24:32	<Bomber166> i'm not lying for irc
2007-09-15_13:24:42	<predicament> 90% of people on IRC nowadays has some type of fucked up emotional problem
2007-09-15_13:24:42	<+blanket> i'm not saying you are lying
2007-09-15_13:24:53	<poe> oh really predicament
2007-09-15_13:24:55	<+blanket> im just saying thats how i would expect a male to act on irc
2007-09-15_13:24:58	<predicament> that includes me
2007-09-15_13:24:58	<poe> where did you get that statistic from
2007-09-15_13:25:04	<predicament> well it's an estimate
2007-09-15_13:25:07	<predicament> I'm sure many would agree
2007-09-15_13:25:09	<poe> based upon
2007-09-15_13:25:10	<Bomber166> you know whats even more fucked up
2007-09-15_13:25:17	<poe> that you're fucked up?
2007-09-15_13:25:18	<poe> or lying
2007-09-15_13:25:19	<+blanket> lol
2007-09-15_13:25:22	<predicament> based upon what many people have said and done
2007-09-15_13:25:25	<+vic> my fucked up problem isn't emotional tyvm
2007-09-15_13:25:27	<Bomber166> before this happened she wrong an entry in her online journal thing saying she was leaving me
2007-09-15_13:25:41	<+vic> okay, so she says she's leaving you
2007-09-15_13:25:43	<predicament> and what I've heard too
2007-09-15_13:25:44	<+vic> and you break her shit
2007-09-15_13:25:45	<Bomber166> i belive it mentions that i'm a dick in the entry
2007-09-15_13:25:59	<Bomber166> yes
2007-09-15_13:26:06	-Nurple([email protected])- DCC Send SATELL.S3M (85.76.251.1)
2007-09-15_13:26:07	<Bomber166> i don't know how mnay times i have to say it
2007-09-15_13:26:12	<+vic> wow how dare she call you a dick
2007-09-15_13:26:13	<Bomber166> yes i'm a dick, yes i broke it, yes i dont care
2007-09-15_13:26:28	<+blanket> should have taken the hint i suppose
2007-09-15_13:26:29	-Nurple([email protected])- DCC Send 01-finntroll-trollhammaren-rda.mp3 (85.76.251.1)
2007-09-15_13:26:39	<+vic> the guy who can't take a breakup, breaks her shit, and offers a partial refund in exchange for sex
2007-09-15_13:26:43	<Bomber166> well i didnt read the entry till after
2007-09-15_13:26:48	<+blanket> if you knew it was comming why not try and prevent it?
2007-09-15_13:26:48	<Bomber166> lol yep
2007-09-15_13:26:50	<Bomber166> i'm an asshole
2007-09-15_13:26:59	<+vic> and proud of it
2007-09-15_13:27:05	<+blanket> ok i'm calling bs on it now too
2007-09-15_13:27:07	<Bomber166> i really don't care what you think vic
2007-09-15_13:27:09	<Bomber166> lol
2007-09-15_13:27:11	<Bomber166> i dont care
2007-09-15_13:27:12	<Bomber166> this happened
2007-09-15_13:27:13	<+vic> you wear it like a badge of honor
2007-09-15_13:28:08	<+blanket> so really arent taking it as a learnign experience? how long ago did this happen?
2007-09-15_13:28:24	<poe> bomber is a sad man
2007-09-15_13:28:26	<poe> or an angry man
2007-09-15_13:28:37	-Nurple([email protected])- DCC Send welcomet.mod (85.76.251.1)
2007-09-15_13:29:15	<+vic> learning experience? he's motherfucking bragging
2007-09-15_13:29:29	<+CH> hahaha
2007-09-15_13:29:41	<+blanket> i thought he was just sharing :(
2007-09-15_13:29:53	<Bomber166> http://bomber166.com/break.jpg
2007-09-15_13:30:22	<+vic> talk about failure
2007-09-15_13:30:30	<Bomber166> thats what she wrote after
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2007-09-15_13:30:38	<+vic> yeah let me scroll back and forth 800 tmes to read that
2007-09-15_13:31:12	<@Nurple> get a better resolution vic
2007-09-15_13:31:19	<+blanket> gotta go
2007-09-15_13:31:22	<+CH> lol
2007-09-15_13:31:25	<+blanket> wish i could stay and read that :(
2007-09-15_13:31:30	<+CH> the beer on her shirt
2007-09-15_13:31:36	<+CH> doesn't she have a washing machine
2007-09-15_13:31:42	<Bomber166> not any more
2007-09-15_13:31:53	<+vic> I do, I'm just not walking to another computer just to lose a little more faith in humanity
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2007-09-15_13:32:14	<poe> blanket
2007-09-15_13:32:17	<poe> where the fuck are you going
2007-09-15_13:32:30	<+vic> car shopping
2007-09-15_13:32:32	<+vic> didn't you hear
2007-09-15_13:32:39	<+CH> lol
2007-09-15_13:32:47	<+CH> she was planning on staying with you for a month
2007-09-15_13:32:50	<+CH> what a cunt
2007-09-15_13:33:08	<Bomber166> not me
2007-09-15_13:33:20	<Bomber166> she was planning on staying with one of her friends for a month
2007-09-15_13:33:23	<+CH> oh
2007-09-15_13:33:34	<@Nurple> vic did you give trollhammaren a go?
2007-09-15_13:33:52	<+vic> no I was waiting for you to finish
2007-09-15_13:33:58	<@Nurple> oh
2007-09-15_13:34:11	<banan> hammar of the troll
2007-09-15_13:34:14	<+vic> let the finnish man finish
2007-09-15_13:34:19	<+vic> that's my motto
2007-09-15_13:34:21	<+CH> ah I read it wrong
2007-09-15_13:34:32	<Bomber166> but whatever, i was sharing with you ugys, if you don't believe me i dont care, its irc anywya, i dont actually know any of you
2007-09-15_13:34:45	<+vic> there is no possible lead up to that that justifies Bomber166's actions
2007-09-15_13:34:49	<+vic> period
2007-09-15_13:34:55	<+vic> this is why prisons were invented
2007-09-15_13:34:55	<Bomber166> yea
2007-09-15_13:34:57	<Bomber166> i know
2007-09-15_13:35:01	<Bomber166> whatever
2007-09-15_13:35:01	<@Nurple> I bet trollhammaren is too rough for vic
2007-09-15_13:35:08	<+vic> probably Nurple
2007-09-15_13:38:55	<banan> http://bomber166.com/break.jpg <= wow
2007-09-15_13:39:21	<Bomber166> i ddeleted it now
2007-09-15_13:39:22	<@Nurple> 404?
2007-09-15_13:40:24	<banan> 404?
2007-09-15_13:40:27	<poe> 404...
2007-09-15_13:40:27	<@Nurple> four
2007-09-15_13:40:28	<@Nurple> oh
2007-09-15_13:40:28	<@Nurple> four
2007-09-15_13:40:30	<Bomber166> yea, i deleted it
2007-09-15_13:40:31	<+vic> summary: Bomber166 pours beer on girlfriend. Bomber166 throws fireworks at girlfriend. Bomber166 hurls girlfriend's clothes out the window. Bomber166 hurls girlfriend's laptop out the window
2007-09-15_13:40:41	<Bomber166> pretty much
2007-09-15_13:40:46	<poe> thats lame
2007-09-15_13:40:47	<Bomber166> instert a lot of crying
2007-09-15_13:40:50	<+CH> yes
2007-09-15_13:40:52	<+vic> OH REALLY
2007-09-15_13:40:55	<banan> + throws rocks
2007-09-15_13:40:57	<poe> im not going to say thats cool because its not
2007-09-15_13:40:57	<banan> :D
2007-09-15_13:41:01	<Bomber166> yea its not
2007-09-15_13:41:03	<Bomber166> but whatever
2007-09-15_13:41:03	<+vic> this had an adverse affect on her emotional state
2007-09-15_13:41:05	<Bomber166> doesn't matter now
2007-09-15_13:41:06	<+vic> COLOUR ME SHOCKED
2007-09-15_13:43:56	<+CH> you are a bit of a douche, bomber
2007-09-15_13:44:01	<+CH> but she WAS about to break up with you
2007-09-15_13:44:19	<+CH> the laptop was a little much
2007-09-15_13:44:33	<Bomber166> yep
2007-09-15_13:44:39	<Bomber166> but whatever
2007-09-15_13:44:42	<poe> who cares, take it like a man
2007-09-15_13:44:50	<poe> that just screams insecurity
2007-09-15_13:44:51	<Bomber166> it was a $900 mistake
2007-09-15_13:45:08	-!- mode/#maddox [-b *!*@c-68-60-76-80.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] by Nurple
2007-09-15_13:45:11	<@Nurple> oh yeah forgot about that faggot
2007-09-15_13:45:17	<+CH> lol, take it like a man....
2007-09-15_13:45:24	<+CH> yes, the man would just sit there, stoic
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2007-09-15_13:46:01	* Bomber166 shrugs
2007-09-15_13:46:04	<poe> no a man would let it slide off, shrug his shoulders, and date someone else and not give much of a shit
2007-09-15_13:46:23	<Bomber166> well thats the last time i share any stories with you fuckers
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2007-09-15_13:47:49	<Rev> maid of honor should be an employee of the month award for mexican chicks
2007-09-15_13:47:49	<banan> no plz it was entertaining
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2007-09-15_13:50:01	-!- mode/#maddox [+o dickhead] by Q
2007-09-15_13:50:52	<@Nurple> hehe
2007-09-15_13:50:55	<@Nurple> fuck you
2007-09-15_13:50:56	<@Nurple> wrong window
2007-09-15_13:51:38	<+vic> I blame the girl for not seeing the warning signs months i advance
2007-09-15_13:51:41	<+vic> they had to be there
2007-09-15_13:52:01	<@Nurple> http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scrollermptodaysdosent5.jpg
2007-09-15_13:52:05	<@Nurple> todays dose
2007-09-15_13:52:40	<Bomber166> i had a bear last night called spatan optimator
2007-09-15_13:52:43	<Bomber166> it was pretty good
2007-09-15_13:52:46	<Bomber166> *beer
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2007-09-15_13:53:33	<Fatal> lol the guy in that story was you?
2007-09-15_13:53:48	<banan> owait you're american Bomber166
2007-09-15_13:53:56	<banan> this was the first time you got drunk then
2007-09-15_13:54:16	<Bomber166> no
2007-09-15_13:54:35	<banan> oh so you knew you become an asshole when drunk
2007-09-15_13:54:51	<Bomber166> dpends
2007-09-15_13:54:54	<+vic> it's quite typical for the lower rung of the society to get drunk as early as mid teens in america
2007-09-15_13:54:55	<Bomber166> on whos around me and whats happening
2007-09-15_13:55:07	<+vic> even before the laptop
2007-09-15_13:55:13	<+vic> what kind of fucker pours beer on people
2007-09-15_13:55:16	<+vic> that's not funny
2007-09-15_13:55:21	<Fatal> i only do that on accident :/
2007-09-15_13:55:24	<Fatal> like when i get bumped into
2007-09-15_13:55:31	<Bomber166> whatever
2007-09-15_13:55:33	<Bomber166> it doesn't matter
2007-09-15_13:55:34	<+vic> or throws firecrackers at people
2007-09-15_13:55:39	<+vic> this was before the fucking breakup
2007-09-15_13:55:42	<Fatal> if that's bomber in the story, he can go diaf
2007-09-15_13:55:51	<Bomber166> it is me
2007-09-15_13:55:54	<Fatal> lemme know when you graduate highschool
2007-09-15_13:56:14	<Bomber166> ya know what, fuck you guys i'm outta here
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