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Featured Article - Conner Lupindo Hemming

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Conner Lupindo Hemming or AshiPaws or whatever he decides to call himself next week
Real Name	Zachary Scott White
Given Names	Dracofoxy, Malik A. Pawtendo, Ashi Paws, AshiPawpers, Malik Azreal Megedagik, Ashiato H. Watakashi, Conner Lupindo Hemming, ShadowConner, ConnerFirehawk, KaneSmith, Canidane Foxclaw, StrawberryPawz, MacroFurry, Chronic Vil Megedagik, Corgifox
Nationality:	Americunt
Birthday	Unknown (estimated 29)
Species	Wolf
Sub-Species	Mimic
Genus	Furry

Conner Lupindo Hemming (Powerword: Zachary Scott White) is an asspie furfag whose tantrums have led him to make some rather unfortunate decisions in his life. Between plugging his shitty band or in the midst of a vendetta against any of his numerous former internet flings, Conner got the idea that he could entice Encyclopedia Dramatica to attack his enemies for him due to his crippling incompetency.

It all started, as it so often does, on a humble little website known as DeviantArt. Conner started out his ban evading when he got banned from chatrooms on dAmn, Deviantart's social network. From there it went to Secondlife, where he roomed with a few "friends", and threw a hissy fit when one of them left a cock waffle, a prim penis with a waffle texture on it, in his room. He later claimed that setting eyes upon that cockwaffle actually turned him into the cock-loving faggot he is today.

	“	Seeing that cockwaffle actually turned me gay...	„
	—Conner claiming a prim penis on Secondlife turned him into a faggot

WE ALL LIKE A LITTLE COCKWAFFLE