789chan/Phobos Dox

14:34 Matches I bet he lives in a nice cozy suburb and all the kids are trick or treating tonight , but phobos " see's through the consumerist bullshit man "
14:35 pleaserapemyface We should get Slimz and Phobos together
14:35 vivivi Still think Happy HalloWEEN should be the board name
14:35 MacduffsSon ^
14:36 vivivi >Phobos trying hard for four days straight non-stop
14:37 vivivi Confirmed for NEET
14:38 DRGonzo Yep
14:39 vivivi i want to ask phobos what classes he is taking towards his "neuroscience degree"
14:39 vivivi In fact, what colleges in denver offer this?
14:39 vivivi Looking into that now
14:39 bugweiser "Sephiroth `Tryhard' Phobos" ahahahaha!
14:40 farty_mcfly Boy, am I ever slacking off doing nothing at work
14:40 vivivi Uni at Boulder and Denver both have them, as does Regis University
vivivi http://www.regis.edu/regis.asp?sctn=rcrcu&p1=ap&p2=ns
14:41 vivivi Phobos confirmed for jesuit agent
14:41 MacduffsSon requesting banner
14:41 Matches ^
14:42 farty_mcfly Ask him to show a student ID
14:46 LolItsAnAcronym all i know is that he's phobos
14:46 vivivi I don't. If anyone does know his name and doesnt want to mention it, though
14:46 LolItsAnAcronym
14:46 MacduffsSon does IHM have dox
14:46 farty_mcfly "Hello gaijin, is sephiroth enrolled at your school

<phobos> lol he fancies himself an internet detective
<phobos> yes I will show ID on the Internet
<phobos> that sounds like a smashing plan
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol
<phobos> no wait
<phobos> I should run with this
<LolItsAnAcronym> yes
<LolItsAnAcronym> yes you should
<phobos> here
<phobos> http://i.imgur.com/gYqHB.jpg
<phobos> show them that
<LolItsAnAcronym> i just like watching them sperg out
<phobos> woah me too!!!!
<LolItsAnAcronym> but if you give me a school you don't go to
<LolItsAnAcronym> i will relay it to them
<phobos> CSU Pueblo
<phobos> hahahaaha

14:50 LolItsAnAcronym <phobos> CSU Pueblo
14:50 LolItsAnAcronym ^ school
14:50 farty_mcfly Busted

<LolItsAnAcronym> lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> bait taken
<phobos> owow
<phobos> nowhere near Denver
<LolItsAnAcronym> maybe they think you commute

14:53 LolItsAnAcronym shrugs even
14:53 LolItsAnAcronym maybe he commutes
14:54 farty_mcfly Does csu pueblo offer a robust neuroscience program?
14:55 DRGonzo My guess is, he just used a nearby uni to make himself look cool. Odds are he's not even enrolled.
14:55 MacduffsSon ^
14:55 Matches yeah lol
14:56 DRGonzo After all, if he were a full-time university student who spent as much time not being mad as he does, he'd be failing out anyway.
14:56 vivivi http://chass.colostate-pueblo.edu/Psychology/Faculty/Pages/default.aspx but we could always ask some faculty
14:56 vivivi Act as an employer
14:57 vivivi verifying his enrollment with the neuroscience degree
14:57 MacduffsSon "do you have any students who look like hey arnold"
14:57 vivivi Dr. Marc E. Pratarelli (more) Office: PSY 158 Phone: 719) 549-262 Email: [email protected] Specialty: Cognitive Neuroscience
14:57 farty_mcfly His error was saying neuroscience. He aimed way too high. Just say biology or something
14:57 vivivi E-mailing them atm

<LolItsAnAcronym> this is ridiculous
<LolItsAnAcronym> oh man
<phobos> owow
<phobos> I hope that CSU professor likes me : )
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol

14:58 farty_mcfly Dear Marc, do you have some white haired guy in your classes? Yours truly, 789chan
14:58 DRGonzo "Have you seen this man?"
14:58 vivivi Find me a small business in denver?
14:58 farty_mcfly Just make a science one up
14:59 farty_mcfly Precision research
14:59 farty_mcfly Are you going to refer to him as Phobos?
14:59 vivivi Decided to go with "Blackjack Pizza"
14:59 farty_mcfly Julays jewels
15:00 vivivi No, I'm not going to reveal his name for "safety reasons", but I'm verifying he actually goes there because he's been skipping a lot of work under the pretense of college courses
15:00 vivivi I couldn't find the course enrollment page, so
15:00 farty_mcfly Sephiroth.jpg attatched
15:01 DRGonzo lol

<phobos> omg they are fucking stupid lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> how are they going to "verify" you go there
<LolItsAnAcronym> without a name
<LolItsAnAcronym> the fuck
<phobos> they arent
<phobos> they are just going to bother some CSU professor
<phobos> and at Pueblo?
<phobos> only mexicans go there lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> i can't wait for ihm to come back with her dox
<phobos> that is going to be
<phobos> amazing

15:03 vivivi Did he tell you that in PM?
15:04 LolItsAnAcronym yeah
15:04 LolItsAnAcronym i was asking him about school
15:04 LolItsAnAcronym talking about what i studied and stuff
15:04 LolItsAnAcronym asking where he goes
15:05 LolItsAnAcronym what he does there
15:05 LolItsAnAcronym etc
15:05 LolItsAnAcronym polite banter, if you will lol
15:05 vivivi does he have a job?
15:50 LolItsAnAcronym i'll bring up work
15:06 LolItsAnAcronym sec

<phobos> tell them I used to work at
<phobos> hmmm
<phobos> Melting Pot
<phobos> 30 East Pikes Peak Avenue, Colorado Springs, CO
<phobos> (719) 385-0300
<LolItsAnAcronym> that's a bit specific
<LolItsAnAcronym> how many melting pots are there in colorado springs?
<phobos> one
<phobos> its downtown
<LolItsAnAcronym> ok
<phobos> anyone who has lived there knows about it
<LolItsAnAcronym> that's easy to explain

15:09 vivivi "last job"
15:09 vivivi unemployed?
15:09 LolItsAnAcronym it's in colorado springs
15:09 LolItsAnAcronym and there's only one
15:09 LolItsAnAcronym lol
15:09 LolItsAnAcronym 30 East Pikes Peak Avenue, Colorado Springs, CO
15:10 LolItsAnAcronym hey guys
15:10 LolItsAnAcronym his last job was at the melting pot in colorado springs 30 East Pikes Peak Avenue, Colorado Springs, CO
15:11 farty_mcfly How do you know these things?
15:11 LolItsAnAcronym (719) 385-0300
15:11 LolItsAnAcronym i'm talking to him
15:11 vivivi Shes a girl, he's a lolcow
15:11 LolItsAnAcronym so i asked him about his past work
15:11 vivivi It makes it pretty easymode
15:11 LolItsAnAcronym where about it was
15:11 DRGonzo ^
15:11 LolItsAnAcronym he already knows i'm moving to colorado
15:11 LolItsAnAcronym shrugs
15:12 LolItsAnAcronym and there's only one melting pot in colorado springs
15:12 LolItsAnAcronym so it was pretty easy to figure out
15:13 LolItsAnAcronym the girl thing probably doesn't hurt either
15:13 LolItsAnAcronym to be fair lol
15:13 DRGonzo lol
15:14 farty_mcfly So he's all tsundere for you before you get out there?
15:14 LolItsAnAcronym i think it's just because i've stayed neutral
15:14 LolItsAnAcronym like
15:14 LolItsAnAcronym we chatted before all this shit started
15:14 LolItsAnAcronym had a bit in common
15:14 LolItsAnAcronym and i haven't really appeared in any of the logs
14:15 LolItsAnAcronym i've been trying to get his name
15:17 LolItsAnAcronym but i don't really know how to go about asking for it
15:17 farty_mcfly Say you want to be Facebook friends or something stupid
15:17 LolItsAnAcronym he knows i don't have a facebook
15:18 LolItsAnAcronym any other ideas?
15:18 farty_mcfly Say you want to be Facebook friends or something stupid
15:18 LolItsAnAcronym he knows i don't have a facebook
15:18 LolItsAnAcronym any other ideas?
15:18 farty_mcfly You want to send him a package?
15:18 LolItsAnAcronym how do i go about bringing that up lol
15:18 LolItsAnAcronym phobos, let me mail you a present
15:19 farty_mcfly No idea ;(
15:19 CEO what are his interests?
15:19 CEO shit like that, you said you share common interests
15:19 LolItsAnAcronym we like a lot of the same music
15:19 LolItsAnAcronym we've been talking about live acts
15:19 LolItsAnAcronym venues
15:20 *** IHM quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
15:20 LolItsAnAcronym he likes to ski and snowboard
15:20 CEO ask him about shops he goes to, see if he knows people
15:20 CEO and then tell him you want to give them his name saying he referred you
15:20 RittMomney So, phobos is the future, huh?
15:20 LolItsAnAcronym shops?
15:20 LolItsAnAcronym what do you mean?
15:21 vivivi Board shops
15:21 CEO to by snowboarding and ski equip
15:21 vivivi sport shops
15:21 CEO yup
15:21 CEO *buy
15:21 LolItsAnAcronym i gotcha
15:21 LolItsAnAcronym sec
15:21 LolItsAnAcronym i need to change the subject
15:21 CEO but like, be casual about it
15:21 CEO don't press him for it
15:21 LolItsAnAcronym yeah
15:21 LolItsAnAcronym i'm trying to figure out how
15:22 vivivi pm, lolitsanacronym
15:22 LolItsAnAcronym maybe ask him which places have the best prices when i move out there
15:22 LolItsAnAcronym for when i move out there*
15:23 LolItsAnAcronym vivivi had a good idea
15:23 LolItsAnAcronym pretty much same thing i said
15:23 LolItsAnAcronym which places have decent boards
15:23 LolItsAnAcronym they're expensive
15:23 LolItsAnAcronym etc
15:24 LolItsAnAcronym i'm running with that
15:24 LolItsAnAcronym <phobos> most people shop for snowboard gear at either REI or online <phobos> theres not a bunch of shops <phobos> tbh <phobos> most places rent
15:24 LolItsAnAcronym <LolItsAnAcronym> is renting cheaper? <phobos> depends <phobos> if you have a day pass yes <phobos> if you have a season pass no
15:25 vivivi day pass, season pass to where?
15:25 LolItsAnAcronym this isn't going anywhere
15:26 CEO maybe you guys can hit the slops sometimes
15:26 LolItsAnAcronym i'm not moving till early next year
15:26 CEO oh, and you forgot to intorduce yourself, you are Adam Poopjacket
15:27 LolItsAnAcronym lol
15:27 LolItsAnAcronym he knows i'm a girl
15:27 CEO fine, Mildren Poopjacket
15:27 LolItsAnAcronym lol
15:28 CEO just come up with some girl name
15:28 LolItsAnAcronym my last name will be crapbag
15:28 LolItsAnAcronym thank you
15:28 CEO to see if he tells you his
15:28 LolItsAnAcronym if he tells me his name?
15:28 LolItsAnAcronym i don't think he trusts me that much 15:28 CEO ahh 15:28 LolItsAnAcronym in fact, i'm sure he doesn't
15:28 CEO maybe just keep building report with him for now
15:29 LolItsAnAcronym i've been trying to think of how to ask him
15:29 WhoreosNMilf >rusty shackleford
15:29 LolItsAnAcronym but i don't want to too early
15:29 LolItsAnAcronym freak him out and make him paranoid or some shit
15:29 MacduffsSon "i'll fuck you if you give me your name"
15:29 CEO then just keep talking to him
15:29 CEO MacduffsSon: he might not like that, he doesn't know what gender he is
15:29 LolItsAnAcronym i told him i'm afk for a bit
15:29 WhoreosNMilf MacduffsSon: lol
15:29 LolItsAnAcronym making dinner
15:30 LolItsAnAcronym now we can figure out how to go about this
15:30 LolItsAnAcronym if you'd like to help me come up with ways to find out more
15:30 LolItsAnAcronym or what you'd like to know most
15:55 DRGonzo He hasn't shown any interest in camming, has he?
15:55 LolItsAnAcronym i haven't asked
15:55 LolItsAnAcronym i'm a bit uneasy about the thought of him capping me
15:55 DRGonzo Ah, good point.
16:06 jengatype >gets weentrolled in return
16:06 WhoreosNMilf no, jardman was the e-journalist
16:06 jengatype inb4 phobos is on bathsalts
16:07 LolItsAnAcronym that would be amazing

16:07 vivivi Contacting people at CSU pueblo including students and professors atm

16:07 LolItsAnAcronym how are
16:41 LolItsAnAcronym we know his school and his last place of employment
16:41 --- LolItsAnAcronym is back
16:41 LolItsAnAcronym IHM
16:41 jengatype lawl
16:41 jengatype what WAS his school/last place of employment, anyway?
16:43 LolItsAnAcronym school is CSU
16:43 LolItsAnAcronym last place of employment is melting pot in colorado springs
16:44 jengatype seems high-end
16:44 vivivi Melting pot is awesome
16:44 LolItsAnAcronym they probably made him tie his hair back
16:44 vivivi Super expensive though
16:44 julayfaggin mm fondue.
16:44 jengatype could have been a busboy or something...he seems too retarded to wait tables
16:44 LolItsAnAcronym but he's currently unemployed
16:44 LolItsAnAcronym and nobody knows his name
16:44 LolItsAnAcronym shrugs
16:44 jengatype so how'd you find his school and former job?
16:45 LolItsAnAcronym he's been chatting with me
16:45 LolItsAnAcronym for a while now

16:45 julayfaggin "Hi, a man named phobos has applied for employment at my business, and i'm curious about how his performance on the job was"

16:45 jengatype ah
16:45 julayfaggin phobos being his name lol
16:45 LolItsAnAcronym and before all this shit happened we had been chatting
16:45 vivivi Nko is here for the record, lolitsanacronym
16:45 vivivi So anything you're saying is being relayed back to phobos
16:46 LolItsAnAcronym how do you know nko is here?
16:46 MacduffsSon hes the mib
16:46 LolItsAnAcronym he's not in #ed
16:46 LolItsAnAcronym so i don't think that's him
16:46 MacduffsSon hes the mib
16:46 LolItsAnAcronym he's not in #ed
16:46 LolItsAnAcronym so i don't think that's him
16:48 LolItsAnAcronym i could be wrong, but i don't think i am
16:48 LolItsAnAcronym not to say it isn't someone else from ed
16:50 LolItsAnAcronym phobos is still talking to me so if it someone from ed they haven't said anythin yet

16:50 vivivi If anyone wants to help dox him, try posting his picture on the CSU pages for their branches in Pueblo, Denver, and Boulder

16:50 vivivi the facebook pages, that is
16:51 julayfaggin like, "do you know this student?"
16:51 vivivi with some story requesting his name
16:51 julayfaggin okay
16:52 LolItsAnAcronym i don't have a facebook
16:52 LolItsAnAcronym do they have a facebook page?
16:53 vivivi All three do, yes
16:53 julayfaggin I'm making one with fake info
16:53 LolItsAnAcronym three?
16:53 LolItsAnAcronym oooh
16:53 LolItsAnAcronym i see

16:53 vivivi Someone at those schools knows him, so

16:54 LolItsAnAcronym what are you gonna post?
16:54 LolItsAnAcronym gotta be more than do you know this student
16:54 julayfaggin I will share the accounts password
16:54 LolItsAnAcronym oh snap
16:54 vivivi Dont do that

16:54 vivivi In case ED SEKRIT SPIES

16:54 LolItsAnAcronym i^
16:54 vivivi just message anyone you trust with it
16:54 LolItsAnAcronym probably a smart idea
16:54 julayfaggin oh i see
16:54 vivivi Also read my PM
16:54 julayfaggin I'm very new to all of this haha.

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