Chris Dorner

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At the dawn of 2013, a nigger got really fucking mad and went copypasta on L.A's ass. The results were lulzy. It began with an 11000 word manifesto that was tl;dr and it had a fucking hit list saying he was going to kill cops.

All hail the Black King of b.

But Dorner wasn't any ordinary attention seeker, because unlike op he actually managed to deliver.

He is Chocolate Rambo. The Prince of L.A. A silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.

The Story So Far

On the 31st of January, after getting fired from his shit tier job with LAPD, Dorner posted his manifesto to Facebook. Soon after, the moralfags got butthurt and sent it to CNN, and it was baleeted.

Then not much happened for 3 days, because the LAPD didn't care and no-one took him srsly. But suddenly, on February 3rd, Chocolate Rambo did what no nigger can resist, even though he used to be a fucking cop. He committed a crime.

And this was no ordinary KFC robbery or bike theft. Oh no. Instead, Dorner decided to pop a cap in the asses of Monica Quan, 28, a basketball coach and her fiancee Keith Lawrence, and not just because Dorner, being a black guy, knew basketball well enough to know she wasn't doing it right. Not to mention, the bitch was a police captain's daughter. There are reports that Dorner tried to escape to spicland but this is unlikely as he is serious fucking business.

But this wasn't enough for our sweet prince. At 1:30am last thursday, he went rambo style on two officers, using his LAPD training. Then, being the nigger he is, Dorner hid in the shadows while the fucking cops shot the wrong fucking people.

Pleased with his work, Dorner decided to sit on his throne atop Big Bear mountain while the cops accidentally the whole of L.A. When they finally traced him to the resort, he was long gone, and all that was left was his burning pickup truck. He also missed shark week

Meanwhile the police continue to raid homes in the manhunt.

The Chanifesto

	“	"The violence of action will be high … I will bring unconventional and asymmetrical warfare to those in LAPD uniform whether on or off duty … you will now live the life of the prey."	„
	—Internet tough guy IRL

	“	I never knew him not to be smiling. They're not looking for a stupid guy, here.	„
	—Contrary to popular belief, Dorner is not just any dumb nigger.

	“	My response was swift and non-lethal. I struck him fast and hard with a punch an [sic] kick … that day I made a life decision that I will not tolerate racial derogatory terms spoken to me.	„
	—Dorner on beating up some guy as a kid for calling him a nigger. Watch what you say!

	“	I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be villified by the LAPD and the media. Unfortunately, this is a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the LAPD and reclaim my name.	„
	—Dorner trying to remind us all that he is not really a gun toting, crime committing nigger.

	“	The department has not changed since the Rampart and Rodney King days. It has gotten worse. The consent decree should never have been lifted. The only thing that has evolved from the consent decree is those officers involved in the Rampart scandal and Rodney King incidents have since promoted to supervisor, commanders, and command staff, and executive positions.	„
	—butthurt that his superiors were a bunch of corrupt pigs.

	“	In 8/07 I reported an officer, for kicking a suspect (excessive force) during a Use of Force while I was assigned as a patrol officer at LAPD’s Harbor Division. While cuffing the suspect, [redacted] kicked the suspect twice in the chest and once in the face. The kick to the face left a visible injury on the left cheek below the eye. Unfortunately after reporting it to supervisors and investigated by PSB, nothing was done.	„
	—Remember guise these are the ppl who protect and serve!

	“	I have exhausted all available means at obtaining my name back. I have attempted all legal court efforts within appeals at the Superior Courts and California Appellate courts. This is my last resort. The LAPD has suppressed the truth and it has now lead to deadly consequences.	„
	—Dorner's final solution. Not too different from the big guy himself, amirite?

	“	Your lack of ethics and conspiring to wrong a just individual are over.Suppressing the truth will leave to deadly consequences for you and your family.	„
	—Dorner stating that the consequences will never be the same.

	“	This will be a war of attrition and a Pyrrhic and Camdean Victory for myself. You may have the resources and manpower but you are reactive and predictable in your op plans and TTP’s. I have the strength and benefits of being unpredictable, unconventional, and unforgiving. Do not waste your time with briefs and tabletops.	„
	—Dorner declares war on OP for being a faggot. what did you think he meant by "op plans"?

	“	Whatever pre-planned responses you have established for a scenario like me, shelve it. Whatever contingency plan you have, shelve it. Whatever tertiary plan you’ve created, shelve it. I am a walking exigent circumstance with no OFF or reset button. JRIC, DOJ, LASD, FBI and other local LE can’t assist and should not involve themselves in a matter that does not concern them. For all other agencies, do not involve yourself in this capture or recovery of me.	„
	—You're fucking dead, kiddo!

	“	Self Preservation is no longer important to me. I do not fear death as I died long ago on 1/2/09. I was told by my mother that sometimes bad things happen to good people. I refuse to accept that.	„
	—Dorner threatening to an hero.

	“	Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love.	„
	—Dorner attempts to get teh gays on his side.

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The Black King of /b/

Shortly after Chocolate Rambo's killing spree b decided to worship him as their new king. Probably because he was a better version of Anders Breivik who was after cops instead of faggot teenagers, not to mention, he wanted to stick it to the man, much like all them basement dwelling neckbeards. This resulted in a surge of unoriginal faggotry.

The Copypasta

Terminigger 2 - Judgement Day.

ISHYGDDT

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy cop? I’ll have you know I'm a former Navy Intelligence officer who was fired by the LAPD for upholding justice, and I’ve been involved in numerous police shootings since earlier this week, and I have over 3 confirmed kills. I am trained in unconventional and asymmetric warfare and I’m the top Rambo in the entire tri-state area. You are nothing to me but just another dishonest police officer. I will wipe every LAPD officer out and bring you to such justice with Use of Force the likes of which has never been seen within the ranks of the LAPD, mark my words, scum. You think you can get away with kicking that poor, defenseless person, and discharging me for reporting it? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am running through the woods with a satchel full of RDX and my Barret M82 rifle, with my Surface to Air Missiles shortly ahead, so prepare for the Situation. The Situation that will be resolved, effective immediately. Your whole supposed police keeping operation is over, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dick. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the majority of critical Naval defense information with my TS/SCI clearance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable department off the face of California, you dirty peace officer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” actions were about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have fired me. But you drew First Blood, and now you’re paying the price, LAPD. I will shit revenge all over you and you will drown in it until my name is restored. It's over-because I'm right behind you.

The Prince of L.A.

In South California born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out maxin' relaxin' all fly, Beating some racist motherfucking guy.

When a couple of cops who were up to no good. Started making trouble in my adulthood. I got in one little job and then I got fired. Said I'm gonna take you down from the inside.

I whistled for some fags and when they came near. Put a cap in their ass and got my face on the air. If anything I could say this moment was rare. So I killed a few more cops and fled into Big Bear

I hid at the resort for a couple of days. But I got pretty cunning and left without delay I looked at the mess I had finally made, and sat on my throne as the prince of L.A.

Gotta Kill 'em All

Our hero.

Sadly his wife divorced him, instead of recording shark week and going back to the kitchen

DUNN DUNN DUNN He wants to be the very best

Like no cop ever was

To kill them all is his real test

To expose them is his cause.

He will travel across L.A

Searching far and wide.

The families are gonna pay

For the conspiracies they hide

CHRIS DORNER

Is gonna kill 'em all.

Who comes next he'll make the call.

CHRIS DORNER

Ohh he'll kill again

for the truth he must defend

CHRIS DORNER

Is serious fucking shit

Say nigger and you'll get hit

He'll chew you up into bits

CHRIS DORNER

He's so fucking bad

He could kill your dad

CHRIS DORNER.

Chris Dorner's Hit List

• The LAPD
• Anti-blacks
• You
• Your Mom
• Your Dad
• The cast from Two and Half Men (seriously I hope he fucking does this while he's on a California massacre).
• Everyone in Hollywood.
• His ex-wife.

See Also

• Anders Breivik
• Sandy Hook
• Guns
• Dumbfuckistan