Harambe

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Harambe was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street nigger. He dindu nuffin and had just celebrated his 17th birthday. Lo and behold, some dumb negress named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a retarded and drug dealing degenerate darkie. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the Womyn and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent. Monke monke monke monke Later, this brave primate was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate. It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “all pull together” in Swahili. (more like "all pull your dicks out together")

These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.

Clinton/Trump/Harambe
	Base	Clinton/Trump H2H
		Hillary Clinton	Donald Trump	Unsure
Hillary Clinton	48%	94%	1%	2%
Donald Trump	43%	1%	95%	3%
Harambe	5%	3%	2%	47%
Unsure	4%	2%	2%	49%

Dicks out for Harambe

Danny Trejo knows

And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?

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  Coming to a theater near you!
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  unfunny Twitter troons posthumously mocking the fallen silverback nigger and his ethiopian relatives.

See also

• Overwatch - Has a gorilla that should be renamed Harambe.
• Chimpout
• Leslie Jones
• Nigger
• Tatiana the Tiger
• Vader
• Walter Palmer

External links

• Daily Telegraph with POWER WORD
• Petition to make him a Pokemon
• Fallout: New Vegas mod changes Raul's battle cry with original voice actor Danny Trejo saying "Dicks out for Harambe"
• Close enough mod for The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
• Jokes about Harambe deemed "racist".
• White student union members self flagellate for Harambe.

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Featured article August 26 & 27, 2016
Preceded by Cannibal Holocaust	Harambe	Succeeded by Rogue