L.A. Beast

L.A. Beast [skippy62able] is a challenge YouTuber whom whores off of people's unavoidable urge to enjoy watching people suffer for the lulz. L.A. Beast's challenges commonly include him cock sucking, cum chugging or eating dead babies. L.A. Beast has managed to attract 446,000 shitbags to subscribe to his pain and agony. L.A. Beast often enters his videos shouting "L.A BEAST HERE!" like a man getting assraped by a nigger. If this guy lives past the age of 30, everyone will be surprised.

Cry me a river.

Early Life

L.A. Beast (Kevin Strahle) was conceived when his father's candy-wrapper condom, that he thought would work just as fine, broke, during a one night stand with the pole dancer from the local titty bar. Unfortunately, Mrs. Strahle became pregnant, not knowing, that she was carrying the future cum chugging champion of the World.

One day, little Kevin was cum swapping with his buddy, Jerry GayLord, in the bathroom, when an unsuspecting 13 year old stumbled upon their little game.

The boy could not believe his eyes as a boner began to progress in his pants. Kevin and Jerry just look at him with wide eyes as the 13 year old boy urged them to go on cum swapping, but this time, in slow motion. Kevin, with the semen still in his mouth, complied when the boy offered him $5. That was when Kevin Strahle had the idea to make this a career.

L.A. Beast's cum face.

During recess, Kevin would often eat bugs, dead rats, feces and human bodies for a mere $5. He was popular, for only some time. James Asslicker, a school mate of Kevin's, charged a mere $3 for children to watch him fuck little Susie Vaginia. Kevin was ruined.

Being a fat ass in school, Kevin would often get his ass kicked. People would often stare, or form circles while Kevin's IQ was being beat out of him. This gave Kevin another idea.

Kevin formed a club in school where kids would pay him $5 to watch him get beaten to a pulp. This worked, generating a lot of money, which was often stolen by the bullies whom beat him up. Kevin was not just going to take that, so he got some of the money he earned from cum chugging on the playground, and he stole some of his mother's "Private affairs" money, and got himself muscles made of rolled up socks. He was able to stand up to the bullies, but he was ruined once again.

During High School, Kevin got his first challenge, to suck the ball sweat from the Jock Straps of the star Quarterback. He did it in an instant, proving he was the biggest faggot in his High School.

People began to see that Kevin was a star faggot, so when Kevin found YouTube, home of the faggots, he quickly became popular.

YouTube Days

In August of 2010, Kevin ate the most meat of his life, a XXXXXL burger made primarily of cow assholes, pig dicks and man cheese. Due to being a star dick sucker, if Kevin's stomach could handle many liters of cum, it definitely can handle a XXXXXL burger. Kevin took that challenge to the curb, raped it, came on it's meaty face, then licked up the mess.

Kevin's YouTube fame took off, and he even earned himself a slogan "Licking Asshole like a Beast", which shortened out to L.A. Beast after Westboro Baptist Church got to his page and harassed his faggot ass.

L.A. Beast's most popular video includes the Beast taking on the challenge of eating a Ghost Chili Pepper. All that came out of that video was seeing L.A. Beast cry like a bitch, and Eeyore performing the one act everyone want to do to L.A. Beast for the lulz.

Features on Television

A Faggot reviewing L.A. Beast .

If you ever get featured on T.V. (which you wont), what would you be seen doing? Running a marathon? Giving a speech? How about slipping on butter, breaking your toe, while you deliver packages of dildos to your mother who will ram them in her asshole? Well, L.A. Beast did just that.

Featured on Tosh.Oh shit I can't believe I watch this faggot, L.A. Beast's video of him delivering packages of sex toys to his mother across a buttered floor, showed Beast's true stupidity to the world.

L.A. Beast was also featured multiple times on Untru.Tv, on shows that highlight the stupidity of mankind. Such as L.A. Beast's videos.

"I need to go to the Hospital"

Who's the guy that wasted Doctor's valuable time that could have been used to save little Timmy? L.A. Beast.

One thing that makes a faggy whiny bitch, a faggy whiny bitch, is when he cries like a baby and tells his friends that he needs to go to the hospital after failing a task that a four year old can accomplish.

In numerous videos, L.A. Beast has whined that he needs to go to the hospital, so much in fact, it is his slogan. Yet even though he demands it, 99% of the time, there is nothing wrong with him.

So every time he wastes a Doctor's time, a person dies. Good job asswhipe.

Videos

L.A. Beasts fucks his Father over

Vomit anyone?