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Rodney Harris
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Rodney Gabriel Harris is a teenager living in Michigan with his parents who own a gas station, who thinks that by being featured on a real TV station, automatically qualifies him to be a legitimate news anchor.
News 14 Webcast
News 14 is Rodney's internet newscast, which he posts on YouTube. The name "News 14" was chosen due to the fact that News 14 is the greatest name ever conceived. The newscasts are taped either in Rodney's basement studio or at the Harris Sunoco gas station.
News 14 Scandal
On the September 12th, Rodney brought a new level of genius to his groundbreaking webcast by calling John Edwards an "idiot". On the September 14th webcast, he said he supports that claim and called other presidential candidates idiots. After a severe mocking for his opinions he responded with "I don't care" and "I'll SAY WHAT I WANTZ!". He also made a point to say "I love George Bush!"
Faux 2 News
One summer day, WJBK-TV in Detroit, Michigan launched a studio webcam. Rodney went there and showed off his webcasts, prompting FOX 2 to do a story on him. This immediately rose Rodney's celebrity status to the E-celebrity level and also made his newscasts serious business.
Personal life
He is noted for his "crush" on Katie Couric and his longtime girlfriend, Angela. Still, many have debated his sexuality due to the fact that he has a high pitched voice and his favorite hobby is anal sex.
Additional Information
He is rumored to have fingered his girlfriends asshole on the bus ride from school.
Rodney deletes his Youtube videos
By the end of November 2007, Rodney was such a E-celebrity that he decided that his old videos would tarnish his reputation as a news anchor and child prodigy and deleted his webcasts. Latest reports say that he deleted them because he's afraid of anonymous. His family also has bought a dog. Recently, it has come to light that Rodney is actually the illegitimate brother of Moot.
Rodney Quits at the Internet
On January 9th, 2008. Rodney announced he was quitting at the internets and would no longer make regular newsbreaks because of the efforts of anonymous. Although some claim that his meth habit made him quit. He now sucks old mans cocks in the Mcdonald's parking lot to support his habit.
Rodney Re-Joins the Internet
On Feb. 13th 2008, Rodney Harris returned to the internets after a long period of self reflection and meditation. No word on why he came back from his break.
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