Donald Drumpf

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Donald Trump or Donald Drumpf is toupee wearing charlatan who somehow became an American presidential candidate in 2016, by saying the dumbest shit imaginable and dumb voters eating it up as it was fucking gospel. Somehow he has convinced the masses that he is not running on contributions, even though he actually does. Before becoming a candidate he was known for inheriting a large sum of money and spending it on doomed projects, before declaring bankrupt, selling it, doing tax evasions and somehow making a profit. So guess what he will do with America? He will put his name all over it, before running it into the ground and sell it to the Chinese in TPP 2.0, before going to live in the Bahamas, he bought with the money.
美国 is how you spell America. You are welcome. Enjoy your new Chinese overlords in 2018.

The Apprentice

President Trump's great reality television show is called The Apprentice. The show also has a retarded brother called "The Celebrity Apprentice." This show has been home to many stars, including Lil' Jon, La Toya Jackson, and that one fat guy. President Donald Trump has also been seen extorting money from other contestants including rock singer Meatloaf. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be hosting the next The Celebrity Apprentice because even President Donald Trump's job has been stolen by an immigrant.

Knowledge on America

	“	I do not know what the 13 stripes represent [on the US flag].	„
	—President Donald Trump on The Colbert Report

Trump vs Trump

Trump is not his real name

Donny's grandpa was originally a German, but because he didn't want to pay taxes or serve in the military he fled to the USA, with only the money he owned the German government and his new slogan: Toll machts frei. But there was a problem when you are named Drumpf in 1885's USA. So he illegally started using another name, that didn't sound as German. After returning to Germany to marry, only to return to Queens again, grandpa Friedrich died from the Spanish Flu. He made his fortune in US by having a brothel/hotel.

	“	For single men the Arctic has excellent accommodations as well as the best restaurant in Bennett, but I would not advise respectable women to go there to sleep as they are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings – and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex	„
	—Yukon Sun

The first Trump hotel was known for selling prostitutes. A practice that still goes on to this day
Just like his grandpa, Donald is also known for tax evasion.
His actual name is Drumpf

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The notorious suppressed 1991 documentary

Don't go stealing Donald's Thunder

Trump supporter telling it like it is!

Donald Trump is ISIS' number one recruiter.

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Drumpf About missing Pics

Hebrew writing plaque in Donald Trump's office - another proof that he into Jewry
Trump giving handshake to Jewred Kushner
Avoiding answering the hard questions like any insider politician.
It's real like your waifu's orgasms.