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The Next Arcs

Since we just finished a hugeass arc, we gonna give something else to shove down our fan's throats! And guess what that means?

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TWO MORE ARCS OF THIS SHIT, AND NO ONE'S GIVING A DAMN! Yes sir, we're gonna have everything a regular manga has, but WITH FUCKING PSYCHICS, ICHIGO GETTING HIS POWERS BACK, AND MORE SHIT YOU'LL EVER NEED. And guess what again? The characters got new looks! And by new looks, I mean HAIRSTYLES. We even got rid of Orihime's hair thingies because she got emotionally scarred dispite the fact she said she would never take them off! Uyru looks twice as gay, and Ichigo doesn't look even the slightest bit difference! We also have a new lolicon, too! As well, while we're doing that, we're gonna show how the villains from the previous arc are doing in hell!

Is this gonna be fucking awesome!?

Characters

Behind of scenes of writing Bleach

Too many to list. Most Annie Mays are infamous for having at least 100 characters with various degrees of emo background. Bleach takes that concept and ramps it up to eleven, as the most recent opening (complete with fanservice and bad J-Pop music) shows.

Suffice it to say that many of the main characters (including Ichigo) get shuffled to the side in place of many tertiary characters and about ten million or so other villains that have popped up through the series and comic relief characters EVERYONE CARES ABOUT.

Other Important Details

Bankai is also code for fucking your sister.
  • Bankai: the Bleach equivalent of Super Saiyan. This is the final solution to end all battles and 'pwn' your opponents, whenever anyone on this show shuts up long enough to actually fight. One notable bankai is that of Rukia's gay fairy brother Byakuya. Again, it shoots PETALS. Pink fucking petals.
  • Hollows: Big ass monsters out to kill everyone and rape them with their tentacles, in that order. They will tell their victims "I EET YOU!!!"
An arrancar's release, or "resurrección"

moar liek resurerection.

  • Arrancar: Hollow/Soul Reaper assbabies. All the women have gigantic breasts that make Orihime look as flat as Rukia in comparision and the men are either flaming gay or old bastards.
  • No one dies on this show: Seriously. Unless you are a bad guy or Ichigo's mom, you'll be beaten to an inch of your life and be AWWRIGHT by the next episode.
  • Only one guy had the balls to fuck everything up. Of course, he was an emo, so it didn't count.

See also: Soap Opera

Online Drama

Niggers? In MY Hueco Mundo?.
   
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ATTENTION ICHIRUKI FANS!!!!! (If you aren't in Bleach or aren't IchiRuki, you can ignore this.)

Take all_for_bleach and kurosaki_clinic off your friends lists and unjoin them! They are enemies of IchiRuki and free speech, and they hate you and your pairing!

Don't let yourselves be second-class citizens of fandom anymore! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
 

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—ichirukiavenger

Like any big fandom, there are plenty of batshit shippers ready to defend their pairing's honor at a moment's notice. The biggest rivarly (LOLWUT) is that between Ichigo/Rukia and Ichigo/Orihime fans; however, both camps fail to realize that Ichigo is more interested in playing swords than he is in porking his sword into either one of them.

Wank Triggers

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Don't mess.
  • Asking if sex with Komamura counts as bestiality.
  • Asking what happens if a soul reaper/shinigami(already dead)dies.
  • Asking how the souls age.
  • Asking how many times Ulquiorra cuts himself a day.
  • Asking why every character ends up growing a mullet at some point.
  • Informing fans that Ichigo is a nazi since he carries a sword with a swastika on it.
  • Inform fans that deny Ichigo is a Nazi by pointing out that Tite Kubo loves using Spanish in bleach. Where did alot of Nazis run off to after WWII? South America. What is the primary language in South America? Spanish. The parallels go on and on.
  • Informing fans that Ichigo nailing Rukia is in fact necrophilia.
  • Informing fans that it doesn't matter if Ichigo dies, because he will just come back as a soul reaper.
  • Informing fans that the Arrancar are not Japanese in anyway.
  • Informing fans that Ichigo turning Hollow is not a declaration of love for Orihime.
  • Informing fans that Tousen is actually Ray Charles.
  • Informing fans that Tony Stark and Coyote Starrk are secretly the same person between different shots of Tequila.
  • Saying anything bad about debbiechan and her comm bleachness (the Bleach Anon meme has many examples of this)
  • Arguing over whether secks with Yachiru counts as baby fucking (and if it's indeed AWWWRIGHT!)
  • Saying Naruto or One Piece is better than Bleach.
  • Compare Gin Ichimaru to Hazama and say Hazama "is just Gin with dyed hair". Hopefully it'll work, if not, post picture. For BlazBlue fans, switch 'em around.
  • ????
  • Profit!

Know their threads to troll

Anti-Rukia club: Jam-packed with the most batshit fangirls this side of Harry/Hermione. Their reason to hate Rukia boil down to her being moar manly than Ichigo, and thus totally able to top him in a round of hot yaoi sex. Notice how everyone is raping her in the thread banner.Link to the last one with more lulzy comments

Anti Orihime Club: Run by dykes whose chests are even flatter than Rukia's (like that's even possible, amirite? Some hate Orihime because "she's plotting against Rukia and Ichigo. She's too ditzy to be real though, it's probablly a cover up for her real intentions!" (Actual quote, and right on the front page! You can't make this whackaloon bullshit up!)

The Gay Factor

If any anime can give Naruto a run for it's money in the faggotry department, it's this show. You often don't have to shoop pictures to show how most of the characters would rather suck off cocks than eat pussy (except Chizuru).

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Ratings

  1. Action: 0 for ripping off Dragon Ball Z, and the fact that Ichigo has no fucking clue when to STFU and fight already. He and every other character on the show will go on and on and on and on about shit no one asked about instead of just kicking ass and being done with it.
  2. Lulz: 0 Due to ultra-gayness.
  3. Furry Level: 10/10 for former Anon Komamura and Grimmjaw turning furry.
  4. Gay Level: OVER 9000! At least 100 of those points are due to Renji's sexual confusion, but other factors include but are not limited to: Shuuhei's gay 69 tattoo, Ichigo's large sword covering up for his small Azn penis, Chizuru the dyke, Byakuya's sword producing FUCKING PANSIES for bankai, everyone having an emo past, and Ichigo having Rukia living in his closet and not once does his think about tapping that ass. AND CHARLOTTE COOLHORN. Not even Matsumoto and Orihime's giant tits can counteract the epic levels of gay in this show.
  5. Merchandising: ONE MILLION. The show has about 42 shitty opening and ending songs and each character has over 9,000 images songs (9,000 times 9,000...you do the math).They all sound pretty much like every other Japanese-y J-Pop song ever, not to mention three movies that continue where the filler arcs leave off to assrape the manga even moar.

In Conclusion

The butthurt response

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See Also

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