Battle of Berkeley

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Battle of Berkeley

Part of Making America Great Again

Fighting on the ground of Berkeley

Date	April 15, 2017
Location	Berkeley, California
Result	Decisive American victory Antifa withdrawal to mom's basement Communists humiliated Beginning of Race War

Belligerents

Antifa
Open Society
Professors

Commanders and Leaders

George Soros
Moldylocks

Donald Trump
Pepe
Nathan Damigo

Strength

About 650 Antifa

Between 300 and 1488 Patriots

Casualties and losses

At least 1 hairy Antifa punched
9001 psychiatric casualties

At least 3 patriots attacked with bike locks
casualties from pepper spray

Materials

1 safe space, 1 bike-lock

1 fist

	“	“Whoever can conquer the street will one day conquer the state, for every form of power politics and any dictatorship-run state has its roots in the street.”	„
	—Joseph Goebbels

UC Berkeley is a steaming cess-pit leftist infested indoctrination center in Commiefornia. Within this setting, a pro-Trump rally was planned, not only to show support for Emperor Trump, but also as payback for the first Battle of Berkeley, in which Sir Milo was ejected from the campus by the tolerant student body. Unlike other confrontations when the antifa thugs outnumbered usually scared opponents, this time these boys where ready to fight back which they did sending the antifa pussies running away and humiliated. A great morale boost and the right's first taste for blood. This is a political paradigm shift, it's about to kick off like 1930s Weimar Germany when the battle for cultural control took to the streets and politics is correctly identified as warfare.

Participants

The day before this particular Berkeley riot, Kyle Chapman was seen carrying an American flag around the Berkeley campus. Several Antifa heroes, not knowing they was cannon fodder for rich white man George Soros, surrounded the evil traitorous patriot and swung a skateboard at him after he cold-cocked one of them squarely on the jaw.

This triggered both the unemployed Trump supporters and the unemployed Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their basements and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.

"Berkeley Falcon Punch"

	“	Headed to Berkeley to disrupt the neo Nazi/ white Supremacist jerk circle today. Nervous af but determined to bring back 100 nazi scalps	„

Nathan Damigo (leader of Identity Evropa), who is gender-blind and has PTSD straight up Falcon Punched this communist bitch (Emily Rose Nauert aka Louise Rosealma, Venus Rosales, Emily Rose Marshall) in the face, bringing glory and honor to the white race. Some cucks where outraged, Chris Evans tweeted threatening violence on Nathan. Mostly everyone had a massive fucking laugh and it was hilarious. Girls shouldn't be punched (unless she deserves it), but if they're communists yes they can. Give them a taste of the gender equality they so relish! The girl who hoped to return with 100 nazi scalps came home with a taste of aryan justice mixed with the blood of some missing teeth. Poetic.