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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/July 14, 2012
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Wario is one SERIOUSLY fucked up badass motherfucker. He was created by some random Nintendo employee (in all probability their janitor) who was seemingly forced to draw a picture of Mario from memory. Either that or he was modeled after Danny DeVito and... wait, what the fuck am I talking about? All you need to know is that Wario loves to fuck shit up! His personality is one of a portlyItalo-Jew, made evident by the fact that he has an unhealthy addiction to gold coins and garlic. Wario is even more popular in America than his do-gooding brother. Why? Because Americans can relate to the fact that he is extremely obese, has no friends and derives lulz from his ability to fart.
