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User:TroLOLOLMFAO/Cody Simpson
Cody Simpson is some Asstralian blond emo-haired/preppy-boy haired pimpfuck who is an illegal immigrant from Asstralia and invaded United States of Americunt. He usually will be known for trying too hard to be another Justin Beaver cloney or a wannabe or One Erection. If you see this guy, remember, he is a menace to society and will threaten you with his illegal immigrant magic!
Bio
Personal life
Around 9 months before January 11th 1997 (aka the creation of Cody Simpson), his parents Brad and Angie decided to fuck each other in the ass. They both forgot to use condoms. So Brad put his naked cock in Angie's cunt and they created a huge overdose of shit and diarrhea with insects crawling all over the smeared liquid and splattered garbage creating some retarded Assiefag named Cody Simpson. These parents also created other people like Tom and Alli who decided to support Cody's spread of his plague which will control all the girls on earth. He started recording shitty videos of himself singing songs by shitty muse sick singers which he'd get his orgasms from to prepare his anus to artists like Justin TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!lake. So then some ass burger possessing fucktard came across and couldn't stop rubbing his own vagina (yes it's a male with a cunt) which gave so much moisture to it that he decided to sign this fag named Cody Simpson to music record labels.
Career
Once Cody started making music by adding weird ass made-up words that 4 year olds use and autotuned Justin Beaver wannabe singing with a bunch of sluts jumping up and down shooting each other at gigs to try to fuck Cody up the asscracker. So after watching that weird fuckin' show called iCarly he made some 4 year old song called iYiYi featuring Flo Rida which is some guy who is TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING RETARD TO KNOW HOW TO FUCKIN' SPELL "FLORIDA" RIGHT. HOLY FUCKING #$%#$%#%#$%#%$^%#$^@$@#. HEY! NO CENSORING ALLOWED YOU CUNT!! NIGER!!! NIGER!!! NIGER IS MY FAVORITE COUNTRY!!!!
After releasing some EP full of spelling errors called "4 U", he released a debut album called "Paradise" "HELL". Now more high school girls are rubbing their vulvas to his shitty music and catching his plague and have turned into evil villains who are helping Cody Simpson take over the world and spread teh powDer of teh aidz.
Fans
How to identify fans
- Skinny ass jeans or mini-jeans that are on them, are so fucking tight and skinny that some of it probably it pushed into their assholes, if they take it out it might be covered in shit. SO BEWARE!
- So skinny they probably don't have bones.
- Can't tell the difference between a bone and a boner.
- Have long ass hair and can't stop touching it.
- Ridiculously bright fucking shirts and are so tight I don't know what it does with the way that they dress and those things on their chests.
- Still in high school beating off to emo-preppies.
How to troll fans
- Show them this article
- Talk shit about Cody Simpson
- Say that Cody is an ASSie or ASStralian
- Say that Cody rips off Justin Bieber and 1D
- Say that Cody's ugly
- Go to a Cody Simpson concert and throw shits at Cody
- Make a massacre at one of his gigs
- Say that Cody's an illegal immigrant from Australia
- Mention the disease Cody spreads
- Say that his parents forgot to use a condom
- Spam his videos on YouTube a shitload of times
- Hack his Twitter account and unfollow all his fans, send them rude direct messages, then deactivate the account later
- Show them this video
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