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Chris Dorner
At the dawn of 2013, a nigger got really fucking mad and went copypasta on L.A's ass. The results were lulzy. It began with an 11000 word manifesto that was tl;dr and it had a fucking hit list saying he was going to kill cops.
But Dorner wasn't any ordinary attention seeker, because unlike op he actually managed to deliver.
He is Chocolate Rambo. The Prince of L.A. A silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.
The Story So Far
On the 31st of January, after getting fired from his shit tier job with LAPD, Dorner posted his manifesto to Facebook. Soon after, the moralfags got butthurt and sent it to CNN, and it was baleeted.
Then not much happened for 3 days, because the LAPD didn't care and no-one took him srsly. But suddenly, on February 3rd, Chocolate Rambo did what no nigger can resist, even though he used to be a fucking cop. He committed a crime.
And this was no ordinary KFC robbery or bike theft. Oh no. Instead, Dorner decided to pop a cap in the asses of Monica Quan, 28, a basketball coach and her fiancee Keith Lawrence, and not just because Dorner, being a black guy, knew basketball well enough to know she wasn't doing it right. Not to mention, the bitch was a police captain's daughter. There are reports that Dorner tried to escape to spicland but this is unlikely as he is serious fucking business.
But this wasn't enough for our sweet prince. At 1:30am last thursday, he went rambo style on two officers, using his LAPD training. Then, being the nigger he is, Dorner hid in the shadows while the fucking cops shot the wrong fucking people.
Pleased with his work, Dorner decided to sit on his throne atop Big Bear mountain while the cops accidentally the whole of L.A. When they finally traced him to the resort, he was long gone, and all that was left was his burning pickup truck. He also missed shark week
Meanwhile the police continue to raid homes in the manhunt.
Serious Fucking Business
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The Black King of /b/
Shortly after Chocolate Rambo's killing spree b decided to worship him as their new king. Probably he was a better version of Anders Breivik who wanted to stick it to the man, much like all them basement dwelling neckbeards. This resulted in a surge of unoriginal faggotry.
The Copypasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy cop? I’ll have you know I'm a former Navy Intelligence officer who was fired by the LAPD for upholding justice, and I’ve been involved in numerous police shootings since earlier this week, and I have over 3 confirmed kills. I am trained in unconventional and asymmetric warfare and I’m the top Rambo in the entire tri-state area. You are nothing to me but just another dishonest police officer. I will wipe every LAPD officer out and bring you to such justice with Use of Force the likes of which has never been seen within the ranks of the LAPD, mark my words, scum. You think you can get away with kicking that poor, defenseless person, and discharging me for reporting it? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am running through the woods with a satchel full of RDX and my Barret M82 rifle, with my Surface to Air Missiles shortly ahead, so prepare for the Situation. The Situation that will be resolved, effective immediately. Your whole supposed police keeping operation is over, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dick. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the majority of critical Naval defense information with my TS/SCI clearance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable department off the face of California, you dirty peace officer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” actions were about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have fired me. But you drew First Blood, and now you’re paying the price, LAPD. I will shit revenge all over you and you will drown in it until my name is restored. It's over-because I'm right behind you.
The Prince of L.A.
In South California born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out maxin' relaxin' all fly, Beating some racist motherfucking guy.
When a couple of cops who were up to no good. Started making trouble in my adulthood. I got in one little job and then I got fired. Said I'm gonna take you down from the inside.
I whistled for some fags and when they came near. Put a cap in their ass and got my face on the air. If anything I could say this moment was rare. So I killed a few more cops and fled into Big Bear
I hid at the resort for a couple of days. But I got pretty cunning and left without delay I looked at the mess I had finally made, and sat on my throne as the prince of L.A.
Gotta Kill 'em All
DUNN DUNN DUNN He wants to be the very best
Like no cop ever was
To kill them all is his real test
To expose them is his cause.
He will travel across L.A
Searching far and wide.
The families are gonna pay
For the conspiracies they hide
CHRIS DORNER
Is gonna kill 'em all.
Who comes next he'll make the call.
CHRIS DORNER
Ohh he'll kill again
for the truth he must defend
CHRIS DORNER
Is serious fucking shit
Say nigger and you'll get hit
He'll chew you up into bits
CHRIS DORNER
He's so fucking bad
He could kill your dad
CHRIS DORNER.