Devil May Cry

Devil May Cry is a video game series by Crapcum in which you play as a gay demon/human half-breed named Dante, dressed up as a goth. Considered a masterpiece, this series has spawned three sequels and one piece of shit reboot. It was the predecessor to Bayonetta, because after Hideki Kamiya realized how shitty working for Capcum really was, he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the cool people that they are denied Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory, who trashed the series for the lulz.

Characters

• Dante - Our SSStylish hero is a gay vampire born from a human woman and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with Sparta. Had a magical girl transformation into Edward Cullen in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass.

• Vergil aka Nelo Angelo - Dante's gay twin brother who sucks his twin brother's cock. They have gay sex all the time.

• Eva - Dante's demon-cocksucking human mom, or angel in the reboot.

• Sparda - hipster demon overlord who betrayed Mundus and fucked a human female without a condom.

• Mundus - guy who sends demons into the human world since he is butthurt Sparda got laid and he didn't.

• Lucia - ginger bitch from Devil May Cry 2 nobody gives a fuck about.

• Lady aka Mary - A young bitch with a huge ass rocket launcher titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her. Went through puberty in Devil May Cry 4 and achieved huge titties. Finally.

• Arkham aka Jester - pedophile father of Lady. He's going to spank your butt and make you squeal like a pig boy.

• Trish - Trish is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out at the end of the first game since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her pussy.

• Nero - Nero is an emo Mary-Sue who whined his way into taking Dante's role as main character in DMC4.

• Kat - likes Wicca and squirrel jizz.

Fandom

We all know Devil May Cry's fans kiss Hideki Kamiya's ass and are all homosexual gaymers who didn't like Bayonetta.

See also

• Emo
• Gamers
• Capcom
• Edgy
• I want to fill your dark soul with liiiiiiiiight!!!!!!

Video Links

Devil May Cry's fans want to fill eachother's buttholes with light and fuck clones of their mom. Faggots.

External Links

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