Vagoo

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Vaginas are clam-smelling slits (which may or may not contain centipedes and/or blood) located on women's crotches. They serve as the most boring hole in women to place a penis and are women's greatest hold-back (as having a vagina as opposed to a penis makes it far more difficult for one to become a badass rapist). Just saying the word in America will get you banhammered by vaginal warriors.

Derivatives and Slang

As with most other sexual terms, the word "Vagina" has countless variations. These include Pussy, Cunt, Snatch, Vajayjay, Vagoo (used only by fags to make it sound less appealing, and by Saber), Pink taco, Cameltoe, Cum Bucket, Clit, Love hole, and Cock slot.

In the UK, the word 'cunt' barely raises an eyebrow -a staple of conversation used with great versatility from instigating a fight ("You talking to me, cunt?"), to shit-popping, ("That fucking wanker Blair is a right cunt.") to a term of endearment ("It's your fucking round; get the Britneys in, you cunt."). In fact, just as most American men can't find a woman's clitoris, most Brits would point to their mate Trevor if they were asked where the cunt is.

Usage and Examples

• Noun: (ex: "Did you see what that cunt did?") Besides being a synonym for Vagina, Cunt and Pussy can also be used as a synonym for generally dislikeable people.
• Verb: (ex: "Oh yeah, give her a right cunting, Jonathon.")
• Adverb: (ex: "He skipped cuntily down the street.") Cuntily is being used as a synonym to effeminate here.
• Conjunction: (ex: "I fucked your ho, cunt ass.")
• Preposition: (ex: "I'd like you to go, cuntwards.")

Cunt Punch

The cunt punch is the act of delivering a typically well-deserved punch to some bitch's vagina. (Not to be confused with fisting)

Only feminazis oppose this practice, (though kicking a man in the balls is just fine by them). Good thing is, although they are uglier than most basement dwellers, and have a greater beard than you ever will, feminazis have cunts too. Therefore, the practice applies to them too. If you ever manage to achieve the great success of performing the legendary cunt punch on feminazi scum in your lifetime, you will be admired by all men on Earth and in heaven, and will be praised by Jesus himself.

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  The Cunt Punt is a common maneuver used to release demons and other evil spirits from within a woman's vagina. Turns a bitch back into a respectable woman in 0.5 seconds or less
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  The Cunt Punt can now be seen in mangas
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  Cunt punching in action.This is what love is.
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  A tasteful tattoo, advertising its owner's love of the cooch.
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  She was asking for it
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  Pleasure and pain.

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  Best frriends should never go out with each other.
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  Always has a can of Pepsi handy!
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  As soon as a woman has a child, this is how she spends all her time.
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  Why so many bands have women in them.
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  Now a weapon of (m)ass destruction!
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  Women are awesome!!!
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  Fucking bitch.
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  Fap material for at least 100% of wikipedos.
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  Right click >> set as desktop background? You sick fuck.
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  A horrible disease of the vagina, Cuntoramus floralitis, causes the hand to gather a bunch of calla lilies and hold them in an austere, inviting fashion at an angle above the sexual organs.
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  Everyone knows that it's better without pubes
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  Nunt
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  A worthy pain series addition
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  Epithets illustrated: hairy axe wound
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  Epithets illustrated: beef curtains.
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  DO NOT WANT
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  They're better when they're hairy
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  Madonna's cunt just before another nigger drops out of it
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  Elmo gets more of this than you do
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  Just lie back and let the money roll in!
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  Lippy
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  The owner of this vagina has decorated it for the Christmas season.
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  In Soviet Russia, vagina is your name.
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  DO NOT WANT
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  TRIPLE DILDO HATCHET WOUND
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  A cunt in its feral state, highly dangerous.
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  Miss Gang Bang World Champion '05
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  The average LiveJournal user's cunt
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  Something YOU will never see IRL.
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  Mother know best!
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  Dorian Thorn's favorite cunt
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  After a nice, deep dicking
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  The Japanese have raised subliminal cunting to the level of art
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  These wombs developed throughout the preteen/teen years
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  Meat curtains keep your bathroom from getting all wet.
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  IT'S A TRAP!
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  Some pussies are in fact, Dick Deflectors
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  Leave my pussy alone!
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  I'M THINKIN' ARBY'S
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  Flopginas: Generating wind and smell since 1902
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  Sometimes the labia are visible through a fattie's pants. This is called a cameltoe.
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  Just in case you haven't seen enough already...
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  Vagina Chart completed 9/12/09
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  Natures vagina
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  A thorough explanation
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  In an insane attempt to attract a mate this weight loss champion (Summer 2014) has cut away her pussy lips and is waiting for them to dry on her stomach before she hits the town.
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  If you want a smooth under undercarriage...
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  Normal people like the shaved,beefcurtain-free one on the left. Only sick fuck adultophiles like the one on the right.
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  Some vagoos come with an elongated clatoris to fuck you in the ass with.
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  Peeing, the primary use of the vagina
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  Gentlemen
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  Vagoo smiley > vagoo demon
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  After proper use of the pussy
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  A cunt is meant to be fucked, so keep your bitch stuffed with cocks or large toys.
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  This wizard put a spell on the once attractive vagina. The current unfortunate design can be blamed on him
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  Your sister's pussy while your mom is cleaning it.
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  You don't have a girlfriend.
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  The dangerous Fire-Queefing Harlot
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  You're in luck, cunt.
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  Tastes like fish!
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  A Nigger bites off Sha-naynay's clit.
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  Licking Vagoos causes throat cancer
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This is considered art nowadays,thanks to the SRS

Lesbo OB/GYN is doing it for the lulz

Hi! Billy Mays here with Pussy Rotator!

Public Access host discussing Vagina Power and vibrators

Scrawny won't do it and Fatty likes it.

He bite me in my vagina!

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External links

• Licking Vagoos causes throat cancer -Marxist degenerates and dykes will deny this.

See Also

• Cock goes where?
• Centipede filled vagina
• Mangina
• Clitoris
• The Vagina Monologues
• Vaginapagina
• Anonymous pussies
• Cunnilingus
• Fleshlight
• The Velvet Vulva
• Pussy cats

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Featured article October 27, 2005
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