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Futurama
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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This is what happens when Weeaboos get to American cartoons.
Imagine The Simpsons with less pop culture references, more science fiction wankery, more slutty women and dark humour and you've got yourself Futurama, an animated sitcom series set in the year 3000. This show is so bad Fox would purposely let its football games run longer than usual to ensure no one would have to sit through another batch of Matt Groening's eye-rape. Many claim the show's conception was a writing vampire, draining the lulz out of The Simpsons as Groening forced the competent writers to write one-liners for an alcoholic robot.
The episodes sucked, the writing was garbage and in 2003, Fox canned the show. After much butthurt, Futurama debuted four straight-to-DVD movies sometime last Thursday. Then, in 2010, Comedy Central aired the first of 26 new half-hour episodes which are really, really good.
On New Years Eve, 1999, ginger, a Downs Syndrome patient-turn-delivery-boy, falls into a cryogenic chamber and freezes himself for a thousand years. This spawned a raging fanboy base from the very beginning as the targeted demographic are losers and fags. He gets a job at the Planet Express Delivery Company with his nephew Professor Farnsworth. Every episode begins with the Professor walking into a room and saying "[Blank] news, everyone!" before sending them on an an incredibly dangerous and near-fatal mission. The writers run with the premise that the future is different than the present and even making a phone call is painfully ironic.
Prof. Hubert Farnsworth: At least 160-years-old and owner of Planet Express, Farnsworth does little else but sleep, invent pointless gadgets and yell at his employees. Notable inventions include the Smell-O-Scope and the 'What-If' machine. His character concept is the ass-baby of Professor Frink and Grandpa Abe from the Simpsons. Fry is Farnsworth's distant newphew or some shit; you'll get a headache thinking about it.
Amy Wong: A rich AZN skank from Mars who's dating the alien, Kif Kroker. Amy gets around; she has sex with Fry for an episode and is seduced by Zapp Brannigan with little effort. Largely another channel for Matt Groening's tits-and-ass fantasies, Amy exists as the character of whom Leela is constantly jealous. Frequently Rule 34'd, Amy is frequently chosen by fanboys over Leela in a "WHO WUD U FUK" discussion.
Dr. John A. Zoidberg: A poor and Jewish lobster doctor that has only five jokes on the entire show: having no money, eating anything he can find, being disliked, being a bad doctor and doing Jewish stuff. He gets incredibly horny in one episode and we find out it was his mating season, but if he fucks anyone, he dies. Since this godawful character is still about, it's safe to say he is a virgin.
Zap Brannigan: A source of lulz, Zapp is a ridiculous character used for taking pot-shots at William Shatner. He enjoys having his armpits shaved in the bath by his assistant Kif Kroker and wears a uniform so revealing Kroker has nightmarish wet dreams about his superior's scrotum. He is also a fat tub of lard but sucks in his gut to impress Leela/his troops/anything with up to six legs. It was intended for Phil Hartman to voice him before he was shot in the face by his slut wife.
Mom: Generic corporate overlord in the guise of a sweet old lady. Mom has had copious amounts of sloppy, old-people sex with Professor Farnsworth in the past but harbors hate for him since he never called back. One of her three kids is Farnsworth's and (of course) it turns out to be the retarded one.
Bender's Big Score: Professor Farnsworth finds out the Fox executives have been fired and beaten to death for canceling Futurama, Hermes gets decapitated, everyone gets scammed and Bender creates a shitload of TIME PARADOXES!!!!!00110001001001111010000101101110011!. Because every paradox creates a duplicate of the character, Bender ends up raping the universe and creates over 9000 copies of himself. Reality implodes under the weight of retardation and the universe turns into goatse.
The Beast With A Billion Backs: After Bender tore space-time a new asshole in Bender's Big Score, a shemale Spaghetti Monster called Yivo tentacle rapes everyone by making them deepthroat him/her/schler in one giant gangbang. Fry becomes the leader of Scientology, Zapp fucks Amy after KIF DIES! and Bender becomes a pirate.
Into The Wild Green Yonder: It doesn't get stupider than this: Amy's dad comes up with a brilliant plan: blow the shit out of a star to make way for a planetary miniature golf course. Fry gets a piece of jewelery lodged in his brain which allows him to read minds but he goes nuts, dons a tinfoil hat and joins "The Legion of Mad Fellows". Bender has an affair with a fembot called Fanny, Leela and Amy become feminists and have an big hippy party before saving a bunch of animals. The movie ends with Fry and Leela finally getting together inside the Planet Express ship and expressing their feelings for each other as Brannigan's ship, the Nimbus, lubes its space-cannon cock. Suddenly, the whole cast gets sucked into a giant wormhole and Professor Farnsworth says could take them billions of lightyears away, never to return.
Futurama IRL
Futurama and LOLcats
In Lego form.
The convenient way to become an hero. And at 25 cents, a bargain for the suicidal person on a budget.
Fry's dog
Richard Nixon's head was elected President of Earth in 3004.
Still got nothing on Raptor Jesus.
"Windmills do not work that way!! Good night!"
STFU and get to work.
Death by snu-snu.
The dance of my people.
A highly underused image macro.
Cam Whore luv Futurama...
A typical scene from Futurama.
Next season spoilers!
Actual deleted scene.
Screenshot from episode 202: Anthology of Interest I
The part you didn't see on TV or DVD.
Bender's original purpose
