Christopher Hitchens

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Christopher Hitchens, aka "a drink-soaked former Trotskyist popinjay", was an atheist anti-religious troll and staunch supporter of the Iraq War. His Christian brother Peter, who works for Pat Buchanan, opposes the Iraq War. Hitchens often stated the obvious: that religion is the cause of almost every conflict, and "poisons everything." After all, it's not as though religion has ever been used by elites to motivate the great unwashed while circumstances related to capital and resources were the actual causes of corruption and widespread conflict.

Hitchens' corpulence was the result of his insatiable appetite for deep fried cockstuffed certified halal Iraqi babies and booze.

He was also very commonly known for tipping a few back, as he did before approaching journalist Greg Palast and belching, "George Bush was right about everything he said about Iraq!"

Hitchens' gradual decline from an intelligent, thoughtful journalist and the author of many well-researched books that butchered sacred cows like Mother Teresa and Henry Kissinger into a politico-fawning, thoroughly sloshed faggotron was evident from even a cursory examination of his sizable body of work. Once Hitchens had discovered that he's a whopping 1/32nd Jewish, he swiftly transformed from a moderate critic of Israel into a slobbering Neocon Zionist.

Having left The Nation, the one semi-decent news magazine in all of America over the past half-century, Hitchens began to serve drinks at Imperialist-apologist Western Elite Cafe, which is located in SOHO. In his spare time, he and fellow atheist Richard Dawkins would suck each other off in hotel rooms. But, in spite of everything... we still loved the Hitch, and seeing him shit on religiousfags, conservativefags, and the populace was always satisfying.

In a stunning and unexpected twist of events, Christopher Hitchens was diagnosed with esophageal cancer, almost certainly caused by his copious intake of booze and tobacco. The only silver lining in his heavy cloud was that he was immune to the question, "Where is your god now?". He later died on December, 16. Theists rejoiced.

Trolling

Despite his many flaws, Hitchens was a gifted and lulzy troll, especially when televised. In the following clips, he trolled wymyn, Christfags, Bill Maher, Tariq Ali and himself:

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RIP Hitchens (1949-2011)

Not surprisingly, he prematurely died of AIDs cancer on Oct 15,2011 mainly due to his unhealthy life-style of booze and tobacco. Even less surprisingly, there are tons of videos made by Youtube atheists mourning over the death of their beloved atheist hero (some non-atheists mourned too en masse LOL). Perhaps even even less surprisingly, many theists (such as fundie Christfags and Moo-hammed Fans) and other victims of Hitchen's epic, lulzy trolling and pwnage are celebrating with glee over Hitchen's death which obviously causes butthurt to Hitchen's fans and mourners. So as usual, heated drama ensures over the death of one of the most controversial public intellectuals of this era.

Beware of Haters Who Will Defame Hitchens`s Death!

VenomFagX Rejoicing Hitchens Burning In Hell

A Tribute Hitchens Would Be Proud Of

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Quotes

	“	Europeans think Americans are fat, vulgar, greedy, stupid, ambitious and ignorant and so on. And they've taken as their own, as their representative American, someone (Michael Moore) who actually embodies all of those qualities.	„
	—Hitchens, in a rare moment of clarity

	“	What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.	„
	—Hitchens on Religion

	“	It is the most revolting, and utter, and absolute, and heartless tyranny the human species has ever evolved. But at least you can fucking die and leave North Korea.	„
	—Hitchens on Religious Totalitarianism

	“	If you're actually certain that you're hitting only a concentration of enemy troops... then it's pretty good because those steel pellets will go straight through somebody and out the other side and through somebody else. And if they're bearing a Koran over their heart, it'll go straight through that, too. So they won't be able to say, 'Ah, I was bearing a Koran over my heart and guess what, the missile stopped halfway through.' No way, 'cause it'll go straight through that as well. They'll be dead, in other words.	„
	—Hitchens, more sauced than usual

	“	Wishfulness has led them to seriously mischaracterize the origins of the problem and to produce an article that is redeemed from complete dullness and mediocrity only by being slightly but unmistakably smelly.	„
	—Hitchens on The Israel Lobby, defending Zion and his fellow Neocons with second-grade insults

	“	...the long-feared coincidence of a messianic regime with an apocalyptic weapon will either occur on your own watch or will be conclusively prevented from occurring.	„
	—Hitchens advises his new favorite jigaboo on the topic of Iran with magical predictions

	“	How nice to have a "peace" movement that is either openly on the side of the vermin, or neutral as between them and the cleanup crew, and how delightful to have a press that refers to this partisanship, or this neutrality, as "progressive."	„
	—Hitchens on the anti-war movement

	“	The realization that American power could and should be used for the defense of pluralism and as a punishment for fascism came to me in Sarajevo a year or two later... That was an early quarrel between me and many of my Nation colleagues, and it was also the first time I found myself in the same trench as people like Paul Wolfowitz and Jeane Kirkpatrick: a shock I had to learn to get over.	„
	—Hitchens on his conversion into an imperialist fuckhead

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Gallery

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  The Young Contrarian.
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  Looking as classy as a displaced Brit possibly could.
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  After leaving The Nation, Hitchens changed his name and got a new job.
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  How do I failed satire?
• Nevar forget.
  Nevar forget.
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  Hitchens explains the wicked proposition of the Celestial Derptatorship.
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• Wow, that's a lot of hate.
  Wow, that's a lot of hate.

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