Sheld999

Sheld999 or "The Dae Bomb Kid" (aka Russell William Edward Walker) is a Kiwi-fucking retard who spends his time making generally unfunny YouTube videos, cuntpasting links to said videos on various forums and bragging about achieving a staggering TEN views in a week. He has uploaded a lot of videos and all of them are of him speaking slowly about things he doesn't understand.

Interesting Fact: Russell has admitted to having sex with a Pikachu doll.

The Dae Bomb

An example of the quality of his youtube videos.

Sheld999 prides himself on creating the awesome Dae Bomb; this involves his emission of the word "Dae" at the top of his lungs, uploading a video of said act to YouTube and then deluding himself into believing that he is an Internet Celebrity. He frequently refers to himself The Dae Bomb Kid and will even give people autographs IRL. When this doesn't work out for him, he goes to Facebook for some likewhoring, by writing copypasta shit that only 12 year old girls would comment on. So far this hasn't paid off as Russ is still sexless and has been for the last 3 years. But perhaps if he keeps trying, he might get one of those girls to fuck him if he covers up his face.

Musical Proficiency

Once again, Sheld999 has proven the fact that there is nothing he is good at. He uploaded a video entitled "sheld999 rap song" in which he attempts to rap... and fails miserably.

Sheld999 proving himself to be a master of the English language.

	“	but himself is not a retard but he has the funny videos i ever seen he is a crack up i loved his daebomb video he the bomb and making us kiwis noticedable	„
	— Sheld999, pretending to be a fan and failing miserably at editing this wiki

	“	me talking about the earthquack that happend in nz	„
	— Sheld999 on EARTHQUACKS

	“	shut up i kan speak right i kan pronouce word right shut up	„
	— Sheld999 contradicting himself

	“	stfu i have a girlfirend and im from new zealand which is 347pm now on a monday and there are no basiments in nz as i know of and yea i am populart by my videos at my school and city i get drunk in the weekends	„
	— Sheld999 proving how cool he is

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Videos

His videos consist of retarded blogs, copyrighted content and even a video that makes fun of the vertically challenged, although available evidence would indicate that he's in no position to make fun of the retarded.