Blackpink

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Blackpink is a shitty Kpop group and the girl version of BTS, with "talented" singers, and rappers. Unlike Linkin Park who rap and rock about angsty shit for 90's preteens, the singers here act all wear kawaii outfits to whore themselves out for the weebs and rap about girly shit for preteens twenty years later. Their fanbase is almost as aggressively gay as any other fandom of Kpoop stans, where they try to force you into stanning them. The male fans are known to simp on them and want every blackpink member to suck off their cock. Every 13-year-old boy has a crush on these girls and have wet dreams with all 4 of them because they started exploring themselves. and the guy on the Goatse website apparently is not attracted to them because he is gay. In april of 2021, he had sex with jisso and he was too embarrassed to record it but not embarrassed enough to have a foursome with every member in the group.

Members

Jisoo: The only one who doesn't rap or dance
Jennie: She sings and raps but she doesn't dance
Rose: She sings and dances but doesn't rap, also takes drugs.
Lisa: The only one who sings, raps, and dances, but thinks they're going to be big and famous with these other three retards

Songs

None of Blackpink's songs are worth anything as they're the exact same to other girl Kpop groups: They sing and rap in whatever language it is they're speaking over some loud noises or ear-raping trap beats.

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Fans

Their fans are the absolute epitome of cringe. The fanbase of Blackpink consists solely of koreaboos, 16 year old girls, and 12 year old girls. Their fans will flock across Twatter spamming fancams anywhere you go. Fans will say "Blackpink paved their own way!" to make their group seem like victims of the Holocaust or something. The Stans that say this have no absolutely no fucking idea what this term actually means. Blackpink Didn't Pave Their Own Way, it's just something these Stans made up. These fans will call you racist for not liking their group. Yes, you’re racist for saying something negative about Blackpink. Social justice has come so far.