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Mariozplaze
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Once upon a time, there was a teenager with serious sexual orientation issues (yet claming he is straight, no one will ever believe him) called Zachary Zahradka (or if you prefer, his nick, mariozplaze). He joined ED and started to blank every fucking article he could and then adding {{pain}} to them. Such a coincidence caused by editing via his Wii, isn't it?
Early Life
Mariozplaze was born on May, 18 1997 in a small town in Ohio. Unfortunately, his parents didn't know what he'd become today and failed to abort him. Shortly after, he was abused by his father sexually upon finding out the degree to which his homosexuality had reached. This gave Mariozplaze a burning lust for dick that he tried his hardest to satiate. After he moved to Florida, his father got v& for loving his son a little too much, leaving Mariozplaze with an unfillable hole. After moving to another shitty small town, his mom married a stepdad who IRL cyber bullied him for his interests.
Before ED
He became an e-celebrity by interviewing his shitty uncle who is a singer in an indie band while he unliked on the minecraft wiki. After that, he got banned forever from Roblox (where he played minecraft all day, everyday as the autist he is). And... voilá, he bitched about it in his youtube account (maybe this being the root of his psychosexual traumas related to "unfair" bans).
Also, his dog died, after he let it eat mushrooms that were in his backgarden.
—:( |
Prelude
After blanking and vandalizing some articles, defending Uncyclopedia the best way a 15 year old boy can and saying douche to almost everyone that interacted with (yet again, the expected behaviour of a 15 year old). He got a well-deserved ban.
Bawwlade
He created a sock account and e-protested to each of the users that undid and advised him about being a faggot by vandalizing their user talks. And as a typical 15 year old he said that it was "his brother".
After that clever statement, he named himself a vigilante and said that he hates fake bans and will fight against them for ever as anon would do against scientology (He almost called the cyberpolice).
—Polite Mariozplaze | ||
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(Of course, he tried to dodge his ban by asking in yahoo how to change his wii's ip, he was promptly told to be an hero by trolls)
Main Drama
Mah Quest for Adminship
Time went on, his ban expired. And he asked if there were any ways he could become a sysop thus he was prompty told to STFU since he did not even have any real contributions yet. Of course he argued with "I have a life" or "I get more girls than you" as the underage he is.
—One of his reasons he should be an admin (he also gets more girls than you) |
He got banned again and unbanned about 2 hours later.
Retrieving Dox?
Most users re-saluted him politely, providing links to mibbit (where his IP could be leaked). He could not use it since he was editing from a Wii (according to him). However, he was too much of a nigger to hide himself and there was information about him spread all over the internet. As well about his uncle who is a neckbeard member of a shitty indie musical group called "under oath". Even, he provided information about his facebook account and his IP (67.232.48.188, IT'S FUCKING STATIC, packets ahoy!). His dox was published (altough it did not contain much IRL info, it is still retrievable) and lulz popped out. (dox links are in the end of this article)
—Mariozplaze after getting his dox out |
He got yet again permabanned, but he was granted with talk page editing rights.
And in the end of the day, the moral is...
—Neither the first nor the last to do this. |
He got unbanned, and he started to add terrible (and unfunny) content to articles. People still trolled him in his talkpage, yet he decided to defend himself with silly arguments. For great justice, he got permabanned for ever. (and then unbanned again).
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He has called his whiteknights to vandalize this article, and bitched about everything here (also falaciously declared that anything depicted here is false). But since he is USI and no one even cared enough to reply to his comments (except trolls), nothing happened.
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See Also
Links
15 Years old. Williston, Florida, USA. Birthday: May the 18th, 1997 (15yrs)
mariozplaze- Youtube mirror
- Jewgrounds profile
- Planetminecraft account
- Roblox profile
- Yahoo profile
- Yahoo Answers profile
- His own shitty Web 1.0 abortion
- Chess.com profile
- pouetpu-games.com profile
- Ace Attorney blog comment
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