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The following pages contain massive butthurt that is a result of Mariozplaze's rage and is very annoying. Read at your own risk

My defense against ban from "Gray"

Vandalized the Minecraft article and talked good of Uncyclopedia? Yeah, I think you want to get banned. -Gray 15:23, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

All I did to Minecraft was put two extra AKA names on it, how is that vandelism? And maybe if you had eyes and first grade reading ability, you would've seen I put TWO good things, and one isn't real, and then I put a Bad things about it under it, and it has like SIX so I think you need to stop being a douche. I thought this site is about free speech User:mariozplaze

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

You deleted 13,931 characters. Click Show preview before saving changes. -Gray 15:34, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

First of all, which page? Second, I didn't delete crap, I selected to edit a single section and added some stuff didn't erase anything. Third of all I always use preview, oh and bring my uncyclopedia edit back because there was nothing wrong with it, I'll change the good things part to "nothing" if you want! (Even if that's not free speech) And if I did delete something I'm sorry and I didn't mean to :) User:Mariozplaze

Apology accepted, sorry if I sounded like a dick. We just have a different standards here. -Gray 15:57, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Welcome, Mariozplaze

This is serious. READ IT.

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You might want to read these. -Gray 15:57, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Hey it's cool, I'm not getting banned am I? And what do you mean "different standards"? Different from what? And what was wrong with my Minecraft and Uncyclopedia edits? I really didn't delete anything (on purpose anyway). User:mariozplaze

I got no clue why a third of the Minecraft article got deleted, but avoid complimenting things, especially Uncyclopedia. -Gray 16:04, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Well if you can't compliment stuff then you should read the Battletoads page because it is written as "the best game ever" or something like that. User:Mariozplaze

I think Mudkips and Battletoads are an exception. I don't know why thought, I despise both articles. -Gray 16:15, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Alright I got this down, thanks for the advice and sorry for the trouble! -Mariozplaze

Looks Like They're Still Bugging Me About It!

For the record: He was talking about when you did this Mike the Great (talk) 16:41, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Bro, I checked my edit history and the whole page and I saw what happened, but I don't know why, all I put was "Minecrack" and "Life Killer"! You really think I'd want to go around erasing stuff from webpages? I have a life you know. :P Mariozplaze

User:Hypertroll

What exactly is going on? Why are you using sockpuppets to do whatever it is you are doing? Are you unhappy in some way? What can I do to help you? --zaiger (talk) 21:21, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

I HAVE NO CONNECTION WITH HIM SO STOP ASKING ME!! IT WAS MY F&*^ING BROTHER!!! Thank you :) Mariozplaze

Your Brother

So you want us to believe that your brother made an account, started randomly harassing the users that you were having problems with, and posted in articles that you were having problems with them about, and you had absolutely nothing to do with it. Does that sound about right? I just want to make sure I am getting your side of the story straight. --zaiger (talk) 22:42, 11 August 2012 (EDT)

Yes because it is true because my brother wanted to avenge me because he's that good of a brother and you're all @$$holes.

Mariozplaze

  • I think Hypertroll is a pretty cool guy. eh avenges his brother and doesnt afraid of anything. - Mr Jonzz   12:44, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

Your Brother Pt.2

The following comment has been retrospectively concealed at the request of User:Mariozplaze - Mr Jonzz   13:18, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

    Your brother's cock is massive compared to your laughable micro-maggot; at least mother dearest has one child that she can be proud of. - Mr Jonzz   03:26, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

I did read it and I'm pretty sure mine's bigger than yours and I probably get more pussy than you do asshole

Mariozplaze

  • So you read it and then deliberately went against its instruction... Gangsta! - Mr Jonzz   12:41, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

{{banplz| being a neckbearded [[luser]], he's never gonna get laid anyway so you can spam him also if prefered}}

  Warning!
These admins royaly screwed themselves by falsely banning somebody who HATES false punishment. His god-like rage has been released and is now editing the admin's posts to make them sound gay (even if they probably are). Learn from these mistakes and don't repeat them!

You Admins Are Douches

HOW CAN YOU DOUCHY ADMINS GET AWAY WITH DOING THIS TO YOUR USERS! YOU REALLY THINK OF YOURSELF AS PROFESSIONALS? CALLING YOUR USERS FAGGOTS AND SPAMMING THIER PAGES IS THE WORK OF JERKS! I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE FOR CYBERBULLYING AND TALKING TO THE SITE OWNER AS SOON AS I'M UNBANNED!!!! I'M NOT LYING SO YOU HAVE NO REASON TO TREAT ME LIKE CRAP!!! Mariozplaze 14:45, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

I believe the site admin himself called you a faggot. Also, sign with ~~~~. Also, lrn2troll. Did I miss anything, Johnzz? VX I'm super gay   14:35, 12 August 2012 (EDT)
  • Only how to spell my name... :D - Mr Jonzz   15:04, 12 August 2012 (EDT)
  • Uhh, I did sign it with "Mariozplaze 14:45, 12 August 2012 (EDT)" if you had eyes you'd see that, and if that's the case then I'm still contacting the cyber police unless I'm unbanned and you start treating people with respect. ----BTW I'm not a faggot
 
 
lrn2troll
 

 

—ED Staff Master Race

How did you change the title of this page? VX BREATHE DEEP   14:46, 12 August 2012 (EDT)
  • Figure it out fag. Mariozplaze 14:49, 12 August 2012 (EDT)
  VX BREATHE DEEP   14:54, 12 August 2012 (EDT)
Holy shit lol -- owl.talk 16:34, 12 August 2012 (EDT)
For the record, the only douchey admin doing anything to the users is Zaiger, the rest of the guys are just making fun of you for being a lulzcow. Also Zaiger only banned you until august 15th so
 
CALM DOWN, FAGGOT.
Nobody is interested in your nerd rage.


Mike the Great (talk) 17:18, 12 August 2012 (EDT)
  • Alright, sorry I got worked up, I just thought all the admins were unprofessional fags, and false punishment pisses me off so bad. And I'm not a nerd and I have a life by the way. Oh can you guys allow me to clear my talk page so I can start off fresh please? Thnx :)

Mariozplaze 22:24, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

  • Why would you want to do that? You should be proud of shitstorms like this. Mike the Great (talk) 23:14, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

Let him have his fucking page

Stop. Let Mariozplaze do whatever he wants to do with his page and get back to worrying about your articles. --zaiger (talk) 23:56, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

Talkpage Vandalism

   
 
Never remove someone else's comments or blank talk pages. This is punishable by ass rape.

The only acceptable reason for removing comments is if you are archiving them. In which case, you must create the new archive and provide a link to the archive easily viewable at the top of your page so people can easily locate their past comments.
 


 
 

ED Rules

- Mr Jonzz   10:44, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

  • So, despite what zaiger said, I can't clear up my OWN page? That's the gayest rule ever, I don't want my page to be the remains of a false ban admin war! Mariozplaze 10:49, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
  • If you desire the concealment of yesterday's delicious butthurt then I'd suggest following the above instructions and archiving. - Mr Jonzz   11:01, 13 August 2012 (EDT)


  Warning!
You can now say "Thank God!". Because the butthurt is over!


- Mr Jonzz   13:01, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

But I don't like the "massive" cock comment you made, please delete it! It's my userpage and I should be able to take off any comments I don't like. That's against freedom of speech. Mariozplaze 13:09, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

  • ...........oops............... I didn't mean to type the freedom of speech in there....... Mariozplaze 15:16, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
  Mariozplaze still forgets to use preview
You can do whatever you want to your own talk page. Don't listen to @Mr_Jonzz as he is apparently on some sort of power trip (Considering he isn't even part of the staff I would say he should watch out because he is about to get blocked). Have a nice day. --zaiger (talk)
  • Thanks for the support, man. I thought he was an admin because he said he works here and he keeps reverting my edits to this page. Oh and why are you being nice to me, does this mean you could unban me? Because I honestly wasn't the "sockpuppet" and I wanna spam Mr Johnzz's page like what you did to mine. :P (BTW I decided to keep this page the way it is). Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 15:57, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

My First Successful Page Edit!

Check out the "game modes" section of the Minecraft page! That was all me! :D Mariozplaze 10:51, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

  • Quick tip: Instead of using the <strong> tag everytime you want to bold a word you can utilise three apostrophes either side of what you want to highlight... like '''this'''. - Mr Jonzz   11:54, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Yeah I know I'm just used to HTML, also thanks for revising my section, it's even funnier now! Mariozplaze 13:03, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

See, we don't spend all our time being cunts... - Mr Jonzz   13:08, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
  • Yeah I guess you're right, maybe I was wrong about you guys, but I still don't appreciate that false ban. Mariozplaze 15:14, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
  • I don't know about the ban as it's nothing to do with me, I just work here. \(o_0)/ - Mr Jonzz   15:43, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Mah Quest For Adminship

Yeah but don't all you admins communicate with each other through some sort of network? Oh, and out of curiousity what does it take to be an admin? Like if I started reverting bad edits and reporting fags could I have a chance of becoming one? I'm interested. Oh and I'll get rid of that "banplz" image regarding you if you want... Mariozplaze 16:17, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

* Go for it! - Mr Jonzz   18:25, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
Jonzz is too kewl for the sooper sekrit ED communication network, so he's a bit out of the loop. VX BREATHE DEEP   19:24, 13 August 2012 (EDT)


Encyclopedia Dramatica
Admin Application Form

 
FUCK YOU I'M A CRAB!

Please flag each field with your signature and a separate timestamp (~~~~~) upon the completion of each specified task
Requirements:
Donated to ED
Pending
Seventy-two hours of
continuous hard gay chat in ED:IRC
Pending
Full set of nudes
(with face) submitted
via email to a SysOp
Pending
Killed a Jew
Pending
Authorising SysOp Verification:
Pending
  • That's a joke right? I'm not killing a jew or chatting for 72 straight hours. Mariozplaze 19:08, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
Sorry, you must.     Andrés    talk    contribs     19:14, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
  • I doubt it, I'm not stupid. All that stuff is either illegal or retarded. Mariozplaze 19:18, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
Nothing is illegal in romania.     Andrés    talk    contribs     19:20, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
  • Well I'm in America and in America we call that BS! Mariozplaze 19:23, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
Just. Stfu. -.-     Andrés    talk    contribs     19:23, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
  • Well Mr. Johnzz, becoming admin is not possible is it? Mariozplaze 19:28, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
  Warning!
Nobody has said "derp" to the previous statement, say it immediately!
  • You think that it's not possible? Ask Mikael Beckermann... oh wait, you can't because I FUCKING ENDED HIM. - Mr Jonzz   03:13, 14 August 2012 (EDT)
  • i lol'd at this ~Oblique 03:36, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

END

How to admin

Nevermind, since you are a faggot and you have not done any worthy contribs yet.     Andrés    talk    contribs       19:29, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

  • First of all I'm not a faggot and you don't know me so you have no reason to say so and I probably get more girls than you. Second, I don't expect to become an admin any time soon, (you think I'm derp-brained?). Third, there's still a chance because you said:

"you have not done any worthy contribs yet. Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 21:08, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

OK, i think i have not properly expressed myself with you. Yes, you are a faggot, and saying "ofc i have X more than you IRL" is commonly used by 13 years old (which I actually think is your accurate age, but don't fag everything up). I do think you are a retard and i'll refuse to refute your last statement since it is redundant to do so.     Andrés    talk    contribs       21:12, 14 August 2012 (EDT)
  • I'm 15 and I'm taking all honors classes come my 10th grade year in a week. So I'm not a retard and I don't give a crap about what you think about me, and thanks to Zaiger's support I have the right to delete this subject soon. Have a nice life fucker! Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 21:24, 14 August 2012 (EDT)
Dude, you are sinking yourself.     Andrés    talk    contribs       21:37, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

Andreas is Really Pushing My Buttons...

If I met him face-to-face I'd beat the shit out of him. Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 21:54, 14 August 2012 (EDT)


Incongruent actions

Hello, but didn't you want to start from zero? I archived your page and wiped it. nigger.     Andrés    talk    contribs       21:54, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

Since you are in an advanced class, you'll probably know what Reductio ad Absurdum is. Stop contradicting yourself, because you are a nigger.     Andrés    talk    contribs       21:58, 14 August 2012 (EDT)
  • First of all, when did those words come up in our conversation? Second, I said I'm GOING to be in advanced classes. Definition: NOT YET!!!. Third, what is it that makes you think that insulting people over the internet is funny? That's cyberbullying, but you wait, that doesn't effect you because you are a neckbearded basement dweller in Romania!! While I have a girlfirend and life outside the internets. Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 22:09, 14 August 2012 (EDT)
I am Chilean and I am in med school, with a very succesful life and i am rich and beautiful. There is only cyberbullying in... uhm... the UK?. Stop bitching and contradicting yourself (I bet your school is so shitty that they moved you to the advanced class since you knew the basics of reading).
 
 
  Warning!
Andreas is to stupid to be admin and should be demoted the fuck down.

    Andrés    talk    contribs       22:12, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

  • Hmm, interesting, I read in the above section you said you're in Romania, and you say I'm contradicting myself. And I live in America which I also said, and once again, if you got to know me you'd take back everything said you piece of shit. Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 22:17, 14 August 2012 (EDT)
I never said I was from Romania. I just mentioned romania since ED servers are hosted there.     Andrés    talk    contribs       22:20, 14 August 2012 (EDT)
  Warning!
Butthurt is over!


Apologies

Sorry for saying that you were a faggot and a nigger. I was angry at you.

Please come share our joy at our chat, you can click here and chat directly from your browser :)

Click Here


See you in the chat. =)     Andrés    talk    contribs       01:47, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

  • Hey it's cool, I accept apologies rather well, and I would like to join you guys (as an EDitor in the future). And I'll love to join your IRC as soon as I get something besides a game browser. :) Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 09:13, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Your Fresh Start

Here's a bit of advice from a (mostly) helpful EDitor. Familiarize yourself with ED policy, summed up by the links included in your welcome message; this information is vital. You will need thick skin to last here; productive or not, you will be harassed to some extent. Do not edit articles in a manner that conflicts with its existing style. Bear in mind that any changes you make are immediately visible to everyone. When you have questions (and you will have them), click the link above provided by Andrés to join the #wiki channel on the ED chat network. It is the best and fastest way to get answers. VX BREATHE DEEP   02:28, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

  Mariozplaze has learned from his past errors and false bans to prep himself for the uncertainty and possible danger of Encyclopedia Dramatica. And I hope all this butthurt and lulz can be put in the past.

Quote of the Now

Well I wanted to be funny and I guess I kinda got what I wanted :) Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 09:46, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Re: Learn It

I'll bear in mind next time I make edits. --Leejun 10:36, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

It is more polite to answer in the poster's page, marioz.     Andrés    talk    contribs       14:13, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

holy shit i'm sorry

I saw you vandalize an article and accidently black dicks everywhere. Mike the Great (talk) 13:56, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

You accidentally blanked a page, just like before. I know it was not your fault. And yes, he has a bot that adds black dicks to the vandals. Sorry for any inconvenience. Btw, get into our chat click here
  • Alright I'll join the chat, what's the channel? Just wanna let you know the chat might not work for me because I'm using a Wii browser and my computer's unavailable. :) Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 15:05, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
If you click the link, it will automatically join you when you click the "go!" button. Wiis are totally mibbit-friendly. http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23wiki&server=irc.wtfux.org&nick=mariozplaze

Mike please read this!

Mike why did you ban me? I didn't do anything, I didn't say anything to offend you, and you invited me to the chat! (Which didn't work for me but still) But dude what up? Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 15:38, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

I read everything. And for putting {{pain}} on an article/replacing its content Mike the Great (talk) 15:39, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Which fucking page? Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 15:52, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

this     Andrés    talk    contribs       15:45, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
Is this the same page you mentioned earlier?  — Preceding comment added by mariozplaze (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
I think so.     Andrés    talk    contribs       15:49, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
Well there ya go! You said yourself it wasn't my fault and you know it! So what happened? Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 15:53, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
Answer your email.     Andrés    talk    contribs       15:55, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

here you go you can actually see this one. Mike the Great (talk) 15:55, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Hello

I'll help you with your problem. Please read your email inbox. I sent you one.     Andrés    talk    contribs       15:41, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Link your facebook please.     Andrés    talk    contribs       15:55, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
www.facebook.com/zachary.zahradka/9 Wait that was wrong! Look up Zachary Zahradka and look for the one in Williston! Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 16:04, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
Excuse me, but you live in florida. You are providing fake links.       Andrés    talk    contribs       16:07, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
IRL:

Powerword: Zachary Zahradka (a.k.a. mariozplaze)

15 Years old.

Williston, Florida, USA.

Birthday: May the 18th, 1997. (Point and lol)

Pix: http://uimg.ngfiles.com/profile/3737/3737333.jpg

============================================

Links:

http://www.chess.com/members/view/mariozplaze
http://www.pouetpu-games.com/?section=6&id=9493
http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=1388810
http://www.lawadvice.ws/apollo-justice-ace-attorney-case-1-part-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5489
http://www.planetminecraft.com/member/mariozplaze/
http://mariozplaze.newgrounds.com/
http://www.youtube.com/user/mariozplaze
http://www.memecenter.com/user/mariozplaze/33917
https://twitter.com/ZachZahradka9 (maybe)

    Andrés    talk    contribs       16:17, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Feel free to add a ZIP code or something, Q-tip.     Andrés    talk    contribs       16:17, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

I don't think I will... Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 16:23, 15 August 2012 (EDT) END

Okay.....

So what does this do? You listed almost all the sites I'm on and loled and my birthday, what now? Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 16:20, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Feel free to do whatever your heart feels.     Andrés    talk    contribs       16:22, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
Q-tip     Andrés    talk    contribs       16:22, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
So am I unbanned? And I said I was q-tip BEFORE the haircut. Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 16:24, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
So you are shroomhead? Oh, and you will stay banned according to mike. Sorry, but I did everything I could to unban you.     Andrés    talk    contribs       16:25, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
  • .............ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! MIKE SAID WHAT I DID WASN'T MY FAULT, I GET PERMABANNED ANYWAY, YOU SAY YOU CAN UNBANNED ME AND IT DIDN'T WORK!!!!! DID YOU EVEN NEED MY FACEBOOK OR IP? THIS SITE IS BULLSHIT!!!!!! >:OOOOOO Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 16:30, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
I said it was not your fault. But now I don't think that. And I lied. OOOOOOPSY.     Andrés    talk    contribs       16:31, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
I never said anything wasn't your fault. It doesn't matter if you did it or not, it's your fault for being an idiot and/or expecting others to clean up after you. You can take the time off to go outside. Mike the Great (talk) 16:32, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
  Warning!
Once shit false bans are shat my way, I get majorly pissed off and I won't leave you admins alone!!!!

About what?

Lied about what? Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 16:33, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

About almost everything. I won't make you get unbanned nor the apology was true.     Andrés    talk    contribs       16:35, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
No, you were being a faggot adding {{preview}} to a nigger that did only 3 edits, which 2 of them were in a row. Fuck you. You blanked several pages and in some of them you added a gore template, which is far from an accident.     Andrés    talk    contribs       16:41, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Dear Idiot

You, sir. Are actually a fucking faggot who feels the need to lie about his "IRL life" shouting "l00l i have a life" all around here, hope you die in hell, nigger. You should stop with you shitty "get a life" arguments since they are totally invalid and even there is another 15 years old twat in ED which is loved by us all and he gets his dick sucked everyday. Just leave.     Andrés    talk    contribs       16:52, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

okay that's enough

YEAH I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYBODY HAS BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING WITH THEIR TIME THAN THIS SHIT. GO OUTSIDE Mike the Great (talk) 16:54, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

I'm done with this, let's close our wonderful book of stories and joy with mario.     Andrés    talk    contribs       16:55, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
:/ TKN 19:49, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
Hahaha you are cute, you are like the 234th idiot that gets himself raped and runs crying into uncyclopedia. Would you like to provide the link of your rant? Thanks.     Andrés    talk    contribs       19:50, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
You are incorrect if you were ever under the impression that you were welcome here. Mike the Great (talk) 19:56, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Enjoy.

  

This is for you.     Andrés    talk    contribs       20:06, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Aww, did I offend you?     Andrés    talk    contribs       20:23, 15 August 2012 (EDT) DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
  ok, now?     Andrés    talk    contribs       21:19, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Final Plea

Look, I didn't want any of this crap to happen, I love this site and I just wanted to share my comedy. I DID NOT EMPTY THE PAGES ON PURPOSE AND I SPAMMED THOSE BECAUSE THEY POSTED ANTI-LULZ AND I WANTED TO HELP!!! So, in one final attempt, can you guys please search yourselves for some compassion and understanding and give me ONE final chance? Because I didn't mean to do this. :( (BTW that's not a pic of me, it's my friend). Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 20:34, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

orly... TKN 20:48, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
  mariozplaze asking for feelings in rusty souls.     Andrés    talk    contribs       20:52, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

unban

Admin here. Please fill out File:Butthurt-ad-de.jpg and send to [email protected] and I will reconsider your ban TKN 21:03, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Also [1] TKN 21:09, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Seriously

Stop blanking TKN 22:16, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Advise

If you want yourself banned, you should stop bitching and being a faggot, follow good editor's examples like Mike or VXSalesman. Talk pages cannot be "just blanked".

I have 3 more arguments for rebute your shit (and several fucking sysops). I win.     Andrés    talk    contribs       22:27, 15 August 2012 (EDT)
  • By the way what is you guys' obessesion with putting cocks on people's faces, and how am I a faggot? A faggot is a gay person and I'm not gay Opinion, sweet, sweet opinion. Mariozplaze 22:30, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

You

Don't get that saying faggot to everyone is the way we treat people who failed. Also, you are unblocked. Enjoy.     Andrés    talk    contribs       23:05, 15 August 2012 (EDT)