Aquaman

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He's not dead, motherfuckers.

What /b/tards think Aquaman looks like

Aquaman getting ready to fuck your shit up

Aquaman is the most homosexual superhero ever. His basic power involves raping fish and other shit that may be flowing around in the ocean. Anyone who says he is purportedly the worst superhero ever is the smartest person you know and needs to become an hero.

Powers

• He has secks with fish
• Can get a boner
• Can manipulate water
• Can be useless
• Can not swim better than you
• Can never have sex with any wimmin
• Can kill people for having secks with the fish he planed to have secks with
• Can fuck your mother without feeling like as much of a sick asshole
• Can talk to sharks
• The only person who can out swim niggers can drown

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