Deathcore

Deathcore is a form of BR00T4L 666 H@RDC000R333 HXCX music with no talent and has either hardcore punk fags or metallic hardcore fags trying to play death metal or death metal kids trying to play beat-down h@rdc0re punk seeming to turn out as a big genre. Sometimes weird guys with Justin Bieber hairstyles will fuckin' join the bands once in a while.

How to be BR00T4L

THAT IS WHY THEY ARE BR00T4L. DON'T YOU GET IT?

Pig squeal, do Cookie Monster vocals or just growls ranging from low to dying cat shrieks pitches
Wear a black shirt of a band logo you can't even read
Have ridiculously big ear gauges
Jack off your arms and neck with tattoos
Listen to deathcore
Either do really retarded poses in your pictures, or just look at the camera or do an internet tough guy pose
Say words like br00t4l and h34vy
Your favorite guitar tab is 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 or 1423131423523143212 since you're so fucking retarded you can't think of a fucking riff
Fuck pigs up the ass to hear an example of a pig squeal to support your stereotypical deathcore vocals
Do ridiculously weird fucking things and try to look all retarded in pictures, otherwise just look at that camera.
Fuck corpses
Keep pig squeals OUTSIDE THE FUCKING FARM.
If you want to shriek your growls, make a noise of a panther getting castrated.
Make the most BR00t4L G0RE AND SCARIEST VIDEOS FOR YA SONGS.
Make your band's logo ridiculously hard to read and make it look like it was written by some molested baby on redbull
Downtune all 35976358632786325703135809879996590054322312111456 strings of your guitar very low.
Enjoy abuse of breakdowns
BE BR00T4L!
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Characteristics

Typical deathcore band

Vocalist- Some guy who pig squeals "BREE BREE BREEEEEEEEE SQEE SQEE CREED!!!1" in the mic along with other gutter growls and dying cat shrieks and/or cookie monster vocals. This guy USUALLY wears ear gauges. (Look at the frontman for Suffokate, MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! HOLY VAGINA!) They also USUALLY have a crew cut or short hair or shitloads of tattoos and a sleeveless shirt.
Lead guitarist - Some guy with long hair usually down to like the shoulders or shaggy and he just does death metal riffs that sound like some 6 year old nintendo fan is having diarrhea shooting out his asshole like a military gun. Then they do HXCX breakdowns AKA THE MOST BR00T4L 666 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST PART OF THE SONG!!!!111
Rhythm guitarist - Some retard usually with short hair, he just does breakdowns and weird ass chugging like a Palestinian man is tasting his own pubic hair.
Bassist - Has long hair if there are at least three guys in the band with long hair, usually has a crew cut or medium-short length hair with tiny-sized bangs or normal guy hair you see those fags at high school have. He just is probably pretending to play the bass, probably just records his dog farting in a trash can since that's what the bass sounds like
Drummer - Might have gauges or the other members. He has usually long straight hair just sounds like a Greek goatbanging high school whore on Redbull is getting her ovaries tickled with a feather by a 2 year old bitch.

Typical band member amount is 5 members. (USUALLY)

Lyrics

I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT KNIFE YOU PUT IN MY BACK! TIME TO DIE, CUNT!
COME ON AND PUT YOUR HEAD AROUND THE ROPE, I'LL LET YOU CHOKE, YOU FUCKING WHORE
SHE STARTS HER NEW DIET OF LIQUOR AND DICK, JUST LIKE HOLLYWOOD, BUT LACED IN SICK
BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE!!!
I LIEK TO TOUCH YOUR CUNT, AND STAB YOU IN TEH BACK, BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE ???????????????????? TIME TO WATCH SOME RUN!!!
masturbating to the corpses, you betrayed me, I'll get you cunt, I'll watch you die in pain, you fucking slut!
GET UP OUT OF THAT CHAIR! YOU CAN COME UP AND FUCKING GO OR ARE YOU DEAD!!! -dying cats-
YIYIYIYI BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE ROAR ROAR FOR DIE DIE DIE BREE BREE JEW JEW JEW AAAAA BREE.
YOU WILL DIEEEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!
Fuck you!! Fucking ~~NiGer~~ nigger! Prepare for death and soon to suffer!
~~SOFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!~~ Cannibal Corpse

Typical deathcore song

Fans and Image

Typical deathcore fan. It's quite the hardcore type.

Fan Behaviour

A good breakdown

Fans tend to be teenagers who love pogo dancing and moshpits and they just do karate wankery kicking each other in the vagina. They're like 8 year old karate novices running around the school naked as a celebration of how much of a black belt they are, just because they punched a 2-year-old girl and she just kept walking. Some also are weird ass chubby kids or wiggers with baseball caps in their Emmure shirts yelling JUMPDAFUCKUP!! TURN THAT SHIT UP! and then stage dives and kills his friends. They swing their arms around to show how hardcore they are. They are also very Liberal and tend to smoke a lot of Marijuana.

Image

Long hair (usually down to the shoulders or somewhat messy or something.
If they don't have long hair they'll have a crew cut or wear a baseball cap like a wigger
Shitloads of tattoos on the arms and neck (especially on BR00T4L vocalists)
Black shirts with a deathcore/death metal/hardcore band
Ear gauges usually making the ears viciously huge as fuck
Jeans or shorts
Hoodies with some band logo you can't even read

How to Troll Deathcore Fans

Make fun of Mitch Lucker's death.
If they like progressive deathcore like Veil of Maya, After the Burial and Born of Osiris then tell them that their favorite bands are simplistic/easy.
Say that deathcore is scene or emo.
Make fun of their ears if they wear gauges.
Ask them if the vocalist in their favorite band (Bands like Carnifex and Despised Icon!) is a pig hired to do vocal duties.
If they are a fan of Emmure, Here Comes the Kraken, Catalepsy, etc then call them a wigger.
Say that Emmure are hip-hop.
Say that deathcore is NOT brutal.
Make fun of the ears of Rick Hoover from Suffokate.
Go to an Acacia Strain concert, and yell at the band especially the singer calling them deathcore.
If you see Vincent Bennett, call his band deathcore and/or call him Vince. (Difference between "Vince" and "Vincent")
Wear an Emmure shirt to an Acacia Strain gig.
Wear an Acacia Strain shirt to an Emmure gig.
Tell Vincent Bennett how a lot of the bands he tours with are deathcore.
Say that Here Comes the Kraken are spics/beaners especially at the band's fans.
Go to a Here Comes the Kraken gig and yell "BEANER!" or "SPIC" at the band
Go to a We Butter the Bread With Butter gig and yell "NAZIS" or "HUN!" to the band.
Go to an Oceano concert and yell at the singer calling him a "nigger".
Say that Pablo Viveros is a terrorist/sand nigger.
Call Pablo Viveros a terrorist/sand nigger loud at a Chelsea Grin gig if he's there.
If you see former guitar of Chelsea Grin named Michael Stafford, call him a gook.
Say that Michael Stafford is a gook.
Say that The Black Dahlia Murder are deathcore.
Show them this article.

Then...

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Bands Tagged as Deathcore

If you're looking at BMTH, if this how they define the genre.

Attila - PARTY!!! YEAH SHAKE YOUR EARS WITH THOSE EARHOLES AND EARANUS. Fronted by the colossal faggot Chris "Fronz" Fronzak, who used to be a fat neckbeard before transforming into an obnoxious skeletally thin internet tough guy who pens thoughtful lyrics like "I'm a bad motherfucker, not a fucking role model," "suck my fuck" and "if you hate gay people you should get your ass beat, you're a closed-minded faggot bitch kiss my feet." Like Emmure, the only redeeming quality of this band is the fact that posting their music anywhere causes kissless autistic elitist musical bastards to Nerd Rage like they're on their fucking period. They're pretty much the new Brokencyde.
Whitechapel - BREE BREE!!!; Few years later- Can't tell if death metal or deathcore. If you criticize this band, its butthurt fans will claim they know how to write a guitar riff, which is false because they still succumb to overuse of breakdowns because it's the only way to get 13 year old boys to listen to their shit).
All Shall Perish - Prepare Uranus
iwrestledabearonce - A bunch of anorexic crack addicts who write songs with 40-word-long titles that make no sense at all. Not to mention they have a female vocalist who looks and sounds extremely masculine and probably never takes showers or shaves her body hair.
Veil of Maya - Guitar wankery
Cryptopsy - First are tech-death, then sell out into deathcore, then go back but try to be MOAR TECHNICAL and BR00T4L
Dr. Acula - A seven piece band full talentless wiggers that want to have sex with 16 year old girls.
The Browning - The name says it all.
Emmure - Wiggercore
Divine Heresy - A perfect reason why we REALLY wish Encyclopedia Dramatica had a page on metalcore.
Autopsy - Used to be a death metal band, but then suddenly decided to start using the generic overused clichéd "eYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" screams in all their songs, so therefore converted to deathcore.
The Faceless - Began as deathcore, then sold out and tried to be a tech-death band. Fans get extremely butthurt when you call them deathcore.
Bring Me the Horizon- Emo-hair guys who eventually left the sound and went on to metalcore and sold out to hipsters.
Suicide Silence - Mitch Lucker died of drunk driving. Their fanbase used to be a bunch of 13 year old boys who only liked them for their br00tal t-shirts at Hot Topic, but after their vocalist Mitch Lucker died by being a stupid drunk motherfucker their fanbase suddenly turned into over 9000 16 year old girls mourning the fucker's demise despite the fact that they've never even listened to the band. Anywhere that Suicide Silence is mentioned, expect to see emo jailbait crying over Mitch Lucker as if the entire band was all about him.
Carnifex - Typical Deathcore
Chelsea Grin - The joker fags who got mutilated with a chelsea smile at the age of 4. Probably the band with the least "tr00 metal cred" because these guys don't even pretend to like "real death metal" bands and wear skintight Necrophagist shirts or whatever; they just play over 9000 limp-dick breakdowns so that kids with overly flatironed hair can flail their arms around to it like Down's syndrome patients.
Suffokate - Vocalist with viciously huge ear gauges. He decided to grow the fuck up and cut off his lobes to look like a normal human being.
The Acacia Strain - THEY'RE NOT DEATHCORE. Or are they? Vincent Bennett: "GOD DAMMIT!!!!! WE ARE NOT DEATHCORE YOU FUCKING NIgERS!!!!" Some "real metalheads" like them because OMG THEIR LYRICS ARE SO HATEFUL AND MISANTHROPIC but really these guys are just a bunch of fat old motherfuckers who are the epitome of internet tough guys.
Black Dahlia Murder - Oops, they're more melodeath. But still are gay
Motionless in White - A bunch of Marilyn Manson look-alikes who pretend to be dark and gothic and sinister by dressing like a Norwegian black metal band and writing songs with Satanic themes and keyboard riffs, but they sound just as generic as your typical metalcore shit.
Despised Icon - The pioneers of this shitty genre
Oceans ate Alaska - The most high-pitched ear-raping shrieks you can imagine, like an alarm going off during a tsunami in Alaska, which means their dumb name is fitting.
Woe is Me - An extremely gay blend between deathcore and screamo. The fanbase is mainly composed of obese emo bitches who cut themselves and have their grotesque-looking boyfriends insert their dicks into the flesh wounds.
Winds of Plague - A bunch of 400-pound rednecks who at first might sound like real death metal, but then the pig squeals come in and you realize they're just as emo as any other deathcore band.
Job for a Cowboy - The vocalist who did a scream cause he got castrated at the 25th second of their song Entombment of a Machine, in 2007 they go to death metal only but still fail
Waking the Cadaver - WHEAT SHREDDED WHEAT!!! One of the first deathcore bands to get popular because they posted a shitty song on Myspace and apparently it was the first time pubescent scene kids heard death metal because they thought it was OMG SO BR00TAL!!! xD and this shit caused deathcore to spread like the fucking cancer it is.
Here Comes the Kraken - Some nu-deathcore band full of beaners and come from Mexico.
Oceano - Click the link on the left and you'll know what the frontman is!
We Butter the Bread With Butter - Some shitty electronic deathcore band full of huns who beat off to Hitler's one and only one testicle.

BR00T4L GALLERY

BR00T4L GALLERY About missing Pics

HOLY DEATHCORE
Bring me the horizon! It's over there!
Deathcore frontman
Chelsea Grin prove that the Joker loves deathcore!
WE DO NOT TOLERATE BANDS LIKE THAT!
BEWARE OF THE CHRISTWHORE! IF YOUR MOM IS, THEN HIDE YOUR DEATHCORE COMPACT DISCS FROM HER!

BEWARE OF THE CHRISTWHORE! IF YOUR MOM IS, THEN HIDE YOUR DEATHCORE COMPACT DISCS FROM HER!
PATRICK HATES DEATHCORE!
YO DAWG!