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==March 9th: HWNDU 3 - With a Vengeance==
==March 9th: HWNDU 3 - With a Vengeance==
[[File:HWNDU captured flag.jpg|thumb|The prize]]
[[File:HWNDU captured flag.jpg|thumb|The prize]]
Having been thoroughly trolled at every single other location, Shia decided to change his exhibition to aiming his camera at a flag with the HWNDU slogan at an undisclosed location, so not to invite the mean trolls to fuck with his flag. Little did he suspect the sheer autism of /pol/, that in just 24 hours managed to cross-reference flight-patterns, ambient noise, star-location, and other autistic shit, in order to gain the exact location of Shia's gay little flag. Within one day, the flag was captured at Greenville, Tennessee and is currently in the hands of Anonymous.
Having been thoroughly trolled at every single other location, Shia decided to change his exhibition to aiming his camera at a flag with the HWNDU slogan at an undisclosed location, so not to invite the mean trolls to fuck with his flag. Little did he suspect the sheer autism of /pol/, that in just 24 hours managed to cross-reference flight-patterns, ambient noise, star-location, and other autistic shit, in order to gain the exact location of Shia's gay little flag. Within one day, the flag was captured at Greenville, Tennessee, and is currently in the hands of Anonymous for winning the game of Capture The Flag.
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File:hwndu_dronefag1.png|Operation Drone Strike [[fail|aborted]].
File:hwndu_dronefag2.jpg|A faggot dun goofed when telling on Shia just for a butthurt reaction.
File:hwndu_dronefag3.jpg|Shia taddle the [[police]] and threaten with a [[cease and desist]].
File:hwndu_dronefag4.png|And his C&D response? Praise [[kek]]! REEEEEEE!
File:hwndu_dronefaggif.gif|[[In a nutshell]].
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==Videos==
==Videos==

Revision as of 01:41, 12 March 2017

HWNDU; leftists already have.
Summarization of the leftist participants.

The inauguration of Donald Trump sparked massive protests and riots across D.C. and the world. Leftists, already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. A D-list celebrity named Shia LaBeouf ✡ (Known for doing a porno flick and two Transformers movies before they realized how terrible he was and dumped him, but kept Megan Fox) decided to create an "art piece" by setting up a 24/7 livestream in New York City, which was intended to exist for the entirety of the Trump presidency, which could have been anywhere from one to eight years. Formerly located at the Museum of the Moving Image in the liberal shithole known as New York City, locals were invited by Shia to come and stand in front of the camera and chant "He Will Not Divide Us". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly screeching at a wall, along with much attention-whoring.

However, 4chan soon learned about the project. The result was a massive IRL trolling raid with the goal of closing yet another pool and rustling some more jimmies. The trolls congregated mostly on cuckchan and cripplechan /pol/, creating hundreds of threads detailing live coverage of the drama. The operation was a complete success; within less than a month, Shia got arrested after assaulting a /pol/lack and temporarily shut it down a few weeks later on February 10th, 2017, only to reopen it two weeks later on a sidewalk in Nowhere, New Mexico.

January 20, 2017

The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.

The start of HWNDU; the live feed is set up somewhere in NYC and immediately attracts the public after going viral. Trolls show up within hours to pay respects.

January 25, 2017


/v/'s autistic (obviously) janitor makes a guest appearance

Pics From The Day About missing Pics
  • Jesus and Hideo at 3 A.M in the morning.
    Jesus and Hideo at 3 A.M in the morning.
  • Some anon makes a sketch of the duo.
    Some anon makes a sketch of the duo.
  • poltard makes a sketch. :3
    poltard makes a sketch. :3
  • Jihad Jesus and Jackie 4chan, white supremacist Nazis.
    Jihad Jesus and Jackie 4chan, white supremacist Nazis.
  • Narutard shows up!
    Narutard shows up!
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  • Shia LaBoof's unedited mugshot. Cry moar.
    Shia LaBoof's unedited mugshot. Cry moar.
  • Jesus does a happy merchant pose. >:)
    Jesus does a happy merchant pose. >:)
  • Fag.
    Fag.
  • Leftists cry on Twitter.
    Leftists cry on Twitter.
  • Pol presents an idea.
    Pol presents an idea.
  • Narutard shows his sign.
    Narutard shows his sign.
  • Hands of Christ.
    Hands of Christ.
  • This fuckin' guy.
    This fuckin' guy.
  • From when the trio danced like retards.
    From when the trio danced like retards.
  • Gay Nigger and feminazi dyke shows up.
    Gay Nigger and feminazi dyke shows up.
  • Trio dances with the gay nigger.
    Trio dances with the gay nigger.
  • Normie reaction to the hijacking.
    Normie reaction to the hijacking.
  • These people need psychological help. Then again, don't all NYC residents?
    These people need psychological help. Then again, don't all NYC residents?
  • CIA agent arrives
    CIA agent arrives
  • A challenger approaches..
    A challenger approaches..
  • Narutard gets a piggyback ride. :3
    Narutard gets a piggyback ride. :3
  • Ugly feminazi dyke tries to steal Naruto's chicken.
    Ugly feminazi dyke tries to steal Naruto's chicken.
  • Even leftists got sick and tired of GN and feminazi, prefering /pol/.
    Even leftists got sick and tired of GN and feminazi, prefering /pol/.
  • CIA Spy Exposed.
    CIA Spy Exposed.
  • /pol/ shows some signs.
    /pol/ shows some signs.
  • Naruto has a time out.
    Naruto has a time out.
  • Leftypol irl
    Leftypol irl
  • Woodstock vs Trump Protests.
    Woodstock vs Trump Protests.
  • Cocksucker degenerate freak.
    Cocksucker degenerate freak.
  • HWNDU isn't artistic.
    HWNDU isn't artistic.
  • Sam Hyde makes an appearance at the set piece.
    Sam Hyde makes an appearance at the set piece.
  • The marxist feminazi freak looks strikingly similar to a certain Fallout 4 character..
    The marxist feminazi freak looks strikingly similar to a certain Fallout 4 character..
  • A troll makes a fake ad on Craigslist.
    A troll makes a fake ad on Craigslist.
  • Slavs show up to squat.
    Slavs show up to squat.
  • Narutard has some more fun, while gay nigga checks his feeds.
    Narutard has some more fun, while gay nigga checks his feeds.
  • SJW pulls a typical liberal move and shits out a tl;dr wall of text.
    SJW pulls a typical liberal move and shits out a tl;dr wall of text.
  • Shortbus shows up to abduct the protesters, kek.
    Shortbus shows up to abduct the protesters, kek.
  • Protestor on her period.
    Protestor on her period.
  • In honor of Drive Anon and Hideo. <3
    In honor of Drive Anon and Hideo. <3
  • Top 10 Unrequited Loves in Anime.
    Top 10 Unrequited Loves in Anime.
  • Jews did HWNDU
    Jews did HWNDU
  • A pollack who was there describes the events of the Shia arrest.
    A pollack who was there describes the events of the Shia arrest.
  • Creepy freak assassin.
    Creepy freak assassin.
  • Fatman's tittehs
    Fatman's tittehs
  • Is he white?
    Is he white?
  • Shia is coming in thirty minutes.
    Shia is coming in thirty minutes.
  • (((They))) are watching.
    (((They))) are watching.
  • He will divide us.
    He will divide us.
  • New mascot of HWNDU
    New mascot of HWNDU
  • Summarization of every event from January 21 to 25.
    Summarization of every event from January 21 to 25.
  • RACE MIXER
    RACE MIXER
  • Scared Jew.
    Scared Jew.
  • LOL: Liberals legit thought his headband was a Nazi symbol.
    LOL: Liberals legit thought his headband was a Nazi symbol.
  • The bum knows his place.
    The bum knows his place.

January 26, 2017

Pol threads:

Briefing: Three users show up at the start of the day (1 ~ 5 AM) and get nicknamed Jihad Jesus, Jackie4Chan, and Kim-Jong-Anon. They spend several hours reading /pol/ threads and twitter, giving shoutouts, micspamming, trolling, etc. The police show up and interrogate them for a while. Several supporters of KEK show up to bring the brave warriors food. Meanwhile, leftist drones starve in the New York winter. There are rumors spreading that Shia would show up to kick their ass. As the 30-minute mark approached, he didn't show - like the pussy he is. A gay ass nigger furry named PaperBoyPrince shows up around 8:00 AM, with his ugly feminazi friend and hijacks the show for a while until pissing off. Eventually, school is in session so many kids roam the streets. A narutard shows up, as does Ali David Sonboly. The feminazi flashes her small, deformed breasts at the camera repeatedly while school buses and children pass by.

Eventually, Shia shows up, assaults a /pol/lack, and gets arrested! KEK [1]

Video highlights:

January 28, 2017

Sam Hyde shows up and perpetrates a mass shooting that results in 28 casualties. He later escapes from New York and hasn't been heard from since. [2]

February 2017

New location: 622 Central Ave SW, Albuquerque, NM.

Show's indefinitely cancelled due to niggers.


Notable events so far:

  • Zeiger (no relations to our zaiger) from Daily Stormer shows up to advertise their site.
  • A malnourished skinny and tall nigger flaunts a gun during the podcast.
  • A troll shows up with a huge portrait of Pepe.
  • Some dindu sprays the camera black.
  • Two retards almost get shot.

February 10th: POOL'S CLOSED

Shia and his group couldn't take the IRL trolling anymore. As was predicted, the HWNDU stream didn't even last a month. An official reason cited for the termination of the program was the propensity for violence (usually sparked and initiated by the "peaceful" left) and because they were tired of being trolled. The NYPD was happy that HWNDU was dead, because they were sick of having to patrol the (residential) area around the clock, and the local residents were pleased because the closure meant they didn't have to deal with people injecting marijuana and urinating on their property anymore. Plus, Sam Hyde's deadly massacre alarmed locals and noo yoikers in general. [3]

He Will Not Divide Us Part II: Electric Boogaloo

Like Team Rocket, LaBeouf just won't fuck off when he gets pwn'd. A week after the pool was closed, Shia reopened the pool in Albuquerque, New Mexico, in what looks like a ghetto. This has led to many kangs inviting the viewer to follow them on Twitter, Instagram and other Internet AIDS-infested sites.


Be American, Get Shot


  • Zeiger was here
    Zeiger was here

March 9th: HWNDU 3 - With a Vengeance

The prize

Having been thoroughly trolled at every single other location, Shia decided to change his exhibition to aiming his camera at a flag with the HWNDU slogan at an undisclosed location, so not to invite the mean trolls to fuck with his flag. Little did he suspect the sheer autism of /pol/, that in just 24 hours managed to cross-reference flight-patterns, ambient noise, star-location, and other autistic shit, in order to gain the exact location of Shia's gay little flag. Within one day, the flag was captured at Greenville, Tennessee, and is currently in the hands of Anonymous for winning the game of Capture The Flag.

Videos

Weapons-grade autism at work

HWNDU inside of America simulator

Shia LeBlownTheFuckOut

Season 2 Finale: The wall gets built

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

  • A disgruntled Nazi Fur's face after being cucked by Paper.
    A disgruntled Nazi Fur's face after being cucked by Paper.
  • The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.
    The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.
  • Shia divided from his tears.
    Shia divided from his tears.
  • Divided
    Divided
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  • Who's going to pay the rent now?
    Who's going to pay the rent now?
  • Producers were not pleased.
    Producers were not pleased.

See also

He sure divided those pussy lips.

External links

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