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Revision as of 21:16, 2 April 2017
Joanne Rowling or more accurately Robert Galbraith or as she is known on Twitter, JK Growling, is the bitch who wrote the Harry Potter books, and did nothing else of value. Another single mother whore, mad that her man abandoned her. Always a leftist twat but became a huge SJW in recent years and traitor to the west
Early Life & Background
Twitter Wars
JK is a heavy Twatter addict, wasting thousands of hours of her life on the shitty social media site. Like most in the leftist cult, she slowly got radicalized over time, and became a full-blown SJW cunt in recent years. First, it was back in 2007 when she hinted at Dumbledore (a main character of the Harry Potter series) being homosexual, despite little-to-no evidence of this existing in her own books. [1] -
Her cancerous and illogical social justice activism and snarkiness on twatter naturally attracted trolls towards her, many from Daily Stormer and /pol/, who stirred up some drama with the saggy old witch:
Attack on the Alt-right
During the great meme wars of the mid-2010s, JK replied [2] to a user named "Frogulus Pepe" and questioned his sexuality. Much like many liberal women, she used this infantile tactic of questioning the virility or size of a male opponent's dick instead of using wit and satire to conjure an original insult. This dried up old whore doesn't know the first rules of the internet fight club: never feed the trolls. The twitter feud attracted thousands of other trolls who challenged JK's safe space.
Rapefugee Activism
Eventually, someone made a petition for her to accept refugees in her housing which quickly reached over 35,000 signatures.
Douchebaggetry
Despite her origins as a lower-class welfare queen, J.K Rowling became a huge cunt after she became rich. Take, for instance, a case where she planned to demolish a million dollar house simply to increase the size of her garden. Her local exploits often cause traffic jams such as when her workers have to manage her wall of foliage shielding her property from view from the roads which pissed her neighbors off. [3] They also got sour after she constructed other housing which brought along lots of noisy construction as well.
Gallery
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JK Rowling's vagina
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Another close-up
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JK Rowling explains the sexuality of underage children in the Harry Potter world
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Her next book
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"I think its important to arrest or fine people for wrongthink.
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You know, JK, you preach in support of the rapefugees. Maybe you could help them out by letting them live in one of your many residencies?
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Herminoe is a black woman now.
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How to use a magic wand
See Also
- Harry Potter
- Liberalism
- SJW
- 16 year old girls - the only ones who still care about her overrated writing
External Links
- jk_rowling - twatter
- Official Site
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