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UC Berkeley, the safest school in America, and the crown jewel of the University of California, known as the ultra-liberal epicenter of the liberal shithole known as [[California|Mexifornia]]. Within this setting, a pro-Trump rally was planned, not only to show support for Emperor Trump, but also as payback for the first Battle of Berkeley, in which Sir Milo was ejected from the campus by the tolerant student body.
UC Berkeley, the safest school in America, and the crown jewel of the University of California, known as the ultra-liberal epicenter of the liberal shithole known as [[California|Mexifornia]]. Within this setting, a pro-Trump rally was planned, not only to show support for Emperor Trump, but also as payback for the first Battle of Berkeley, in which Sir Milo was ejected from the campus by the tolerant student body.
Unlike other confrontations when the antifa thugs outnumbered usually scared opponents, this time these boys where ready to fight back which they did sending the antifa pussies running away and humiliated. A great morale boost for the right.
Unlike other confrontations when the antifa thugs outnumbered usually scared opponents, this time these boys where ready to fight back which they did sending the antifa pussies running away and humiliated. A great morale boost for the right.

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Battle of Berkeley
Part of Making America Great Again
Fighting on the ground of Berkeley
Date April 15, 2017
Location Berkeley, California
Result Decisive American victory
  • Antifa withdrawal to mom's basement
  • Communists humiliated
  • Beginning of Race War
Belligerents
  • Antifa
  • Open Society
  • Professors
Commanders and Leaders
  • George Soros
  • Moldylocks
Strength
  • About 650 Antifa
  • Between 300 and 1488 Patriots
Casualties and losses
  • At least 1 hairy Antifa punched
  • 9001 psychiatric casualties
  • At least 3 patriots attacked with bike locks
  • casualties from pepper spray
Materials
  • 1 safe space, 1 bike-lock
  • 1 fist
   
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“Whoever can conquer the street will one day conquer the state, for every form of power politics and any dictatorship-run state has its roots in the street.”
  		„
  		 

—Joseph Goebbels, allegedly

UC Berkeley, the safest school in America, and the crown jewel of the University of California, known as the ultra-liberal epicenter of the liberal shithole known as Mexifornia. Within this setting, a pro-Trump rally was planned, not only to show support for Emperor Trump, but also as payback for the first Battle of Berkeley, in which Sir Milo was ejected from the campus by the tolerant student body. Unlike other confrontations when the antifa thugs outnumbered usually scared opponents, this time these boys where ready to fight back which they did sending the antifa pussies running away and humiliated. A great morale boost for the right.

Participants

The day before this particular Berkeley riot, Kyle Chapman was seen carrying an American flag around the Berkeley campus. Several Antifa heroes, not knowing they was cannon fodder for rich white man George Soros, surrounded the evil traitorous patriot and swung a skateboard at him after he cold-cocked one of them squarely on the jaw.

This triggered both the unemployed Trump supporters and the unemployed Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their basements and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.

"Berkeley Falcon Punch"

REEE

My man Nathan Damigo (leader of Identity Evropa), who is unfortunately gender-blind and has PTSD straight up Falcon Punched this communist bitch in the face bringing glory and honor to the white race. Some cucks where outraged, Chris Evans tweeted threathening violence on Nathan. Mostly everyone had a massive fucking laugh and it was hilarious. Girls shouldn't be punched(unless she deserves), but if there communists yes they can. Give them a taste of the gender equality they so relish! The girl who hoped to return with 100 nazi scalps came home with a taste of aryan justice mixed with the blood of some missing teeth. Poetic.

  • Nathan "Dread Knock" Damigo
  • Nathan "Fist to Antifascist" Damigo
  • Nathan "Smack my bitch up" Damigo
  • Nathan "My PTSD creates gender equality" Damigo
  • Nathan "Dyke Destroyer" Damigo
  • Nathan "Gender Equal Beating" Damigo

Video

Gallery

  • America's future
    America's future

See also

External links


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