Battle of Berkeley

This article needs moar memes. You can help by adding moar memes.

Hey!

This article isn't lulz just yet, but its coverage can spark a lollercoaster. You can help by reverting people who delete shit, and vandalizing their user pages. See this article on Google? Want to add something? Join us!

Battle of Berkeley
Part of Making America Great Again
Fighting on the ground of Berkeley
Date April 15, 2017 Location Berkeley, California Result Decisive American victory Antifa withdrawal to mom's basement Communists humiliated Beginning of Race War
Belligerents
Antifa Open Society Professors	Alt-Right United States Kekistan Republic Bikers 4 Trump Neo-Nazis
Commanders and Leaders
George Soros Moldylocks	Donald Trump Pepe Nathan Damigo
Strength
About 650 Antifa	Between 300 and 1488 Patriots
Casualties and losses
At least 1 hairy Antifa punched 9001 psychiatric casualties	At least 3 patriots attacked with bike locks casualties from pepper spray
Materials
1 safe space, 1 bike-lock	1 fist

	“	“Whoever can conquer the street will one day conquer the state, for every form of power politics and any dictatorship-run state has its roots in the street.”	„
	—Joseph Goebbels

UC Berkeley is a steaming cess-pit leftist infested indoctrination center in Commiefornia. Within this setting, a pro-Trump rally was planned, not only to show support for Emperor Trump, but also as payback for the first Battle of Berkeley, in which Sir Milo was ejected from the campus by the tolerant student body. Unlike other confrontations when the antifa thugs outnumbered usually scared opponents, this time these boys where ready to fight back which they did sending the antifa pussies running away and humiliated. A great morale boost and the right's first taste for blood. This is a political paradigm shift, it's about to kick off like 1930s Weimar Germany when the battle for cultural control took to the streets and politics is correctly identified as warfare.

Participants

The day before this particular Berkeley riot, Kyle Chapman was seen carrying an American flag around the Berkeley campus. Several Antifa heroes, not knowing they was cannon fodder for rich white man George Soros, surrounded the evil traitorous patriot and swung a skateboard at him after he cold-cocked one of them squarely on the jaw.

This triggered both the unemployed Trump supporters and the unemployed Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their basements and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.

"Berkeley Falcon Punch"

REEE

	“	Headed to Berkeley to disrupt the neo Nazi/ white Supremacist jerk circle today. Nervous af but determined to bring back 100 nazi scalps	„

Nathan Damigo (leader of Identity Evropa), who is gender-blind and has PTSD straight up Falcon Punched this communist bitch in the face, bringing glory and honor to the white race. Some cucks where outraged, Chris Evans tweeted threatening violence on Nathan. Mostly everyone had a massive fucking laugh and it was hilarious. Girls shouldn't be punched (unless she deserves it), but if they're communists yes they can. Give them a taste of the gender equality they so relish! The girl who hoped to return with 100 nazi scalps came home with a taste of aryan justice mixed with the blood of some missing teeth. Poetic.

• Nathan "Dread Knock" Damigo
• Nathan "Fist to Antifascist" Damigo
• Nathan "Smack my bitch up" Damigo
• Nathan "My PTSD creates gender equality" Damigo
• Nathan "Same height? Same fight!" Damigo
• Nathan "Dyke Destroyer" Damigo
• Nathan "Gender Equal Beating" Damigo

Gallery

• 
  America's future
• 
  IDK some DS shit
• 
  Obligatory animated .GIF
• 
  The alt-right is a peaceful, diverse group
• 
  Nazi skills, Antifa medical bills
• 
  >implying she wouldn't
• 
  Bane chest mask?
• 
  Bbbut muh Captain America
• 
  Violence breeds violence...
• 
  ... On the other hand, turnabout is fairplay.
• 
  So many captured flags in the culture-wars

See also

• Antifa
• Based Stickman
• Falcon punch
• Great Meme Wars
• Nazi
• This is why we can't have nice things

External links

• http://theralphretort.com/life-comes-at-you-fast-berkeley-antifa-chick-who-got-socked-said-she-would-bring-back-100-nazi-scalps-4015017/
• http://www.breitbart.com/california/2017/04/15/mayhem-in-berkeley-trump-supporters-counter-protesters-clash-during-rally/
• https://heatst.com/culture-wars/thirteen-arrrested-bloody-street-brawl-erupts-berkeley-trump-taxes/
• http://www.modbee.com/news/local/turlock/article144886889.html
• https://nocara.blackblogs.org/2016/12/21/meet-the-damigos-all-american-white-supremacy/
• http://www.atkhairy.com/tour/model/ven020/1/Venus%20Rosales
• https://www.everipedia.com/the-falcon-punch-at-berkeley-university/

Battle of Berkeley is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me.

Featured article April 17, 18, & 19, 2017
Preceded by He Will Not Divide Us	Battle of Berkeley	Succeeded by Columbiners