Clippit

It looks like you are reading an article on me.
Would you like to...
Ignore the annoying mascot
Close the mascot window
Turn off the computer and get a life
Hear some appropriate music
Wonder why someone wrote this

Fucked up thing is.. somebody probably jacks off to this shit.

Clippit or Clippy is a meme on 4chan which everyone seems to know, but which no one notices. Also known as the Office Assistant, Clippit is a small paperclip that was originally to be found in Microsoft's Office packages, although he was dropped from their software at least 100 years ago because people got pissed off with his antics.

The idea of the meme is that when offering advice in Microsoft Office, Clippit would offer some solutions. /b/tards have been known, however, to allow variants to increase the lulz factor.

An exploitable version of this has been made. Go produce much lulz.

Gallery

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  Advice to The Finnisher.
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  Tits or GTFO.
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  Clippit sure as hell ain't safe from Rule 34.
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  OH EXPLOITABLE
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  No friends?
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  Even Clippit is in on the rickroll fad
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  He's Microsoft's version of Mario
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• File:Clippy For DOS.gif

See also

• Megaphone Desktop Tool
• Microsoft Office

External Links

• Killing Mr.Clippy - various ways to murder the fuck out of that faggoty paper clip.
• Clippy finally messes with the wrong Word Document - A Cracked editor convinces Clippy to do the world a favor.

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