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[[File:ElonTroll.jpg|thumb|Elon Musk, CEO of TrollX.]] | |||
'''Elon Musk''' is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer [[Rapefugee|cologne]] that [[Overpriced|costs $500]] and makes you smell like a [[Muslim|goat's ballsack]] for several months. Born in [[South Africa]] on June 28, 1971, '''Elon Reeve Musk''' is a [[Rich|billionaire]] [[Donald Trump|entrepre]][[Attention whore|ttention whore]] and [[IRL]] supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of [[Al Gore]] and the [[Alt-Right]] and—much like [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|The Avatar]]—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the [[political]]/[[autism]] spectrum while barely even trying. | |||
As the CEO of '''[[Nikola Tesla|Tesla Motors]]''', Elon Musk was long believed to just be another typical [[liberal]] [[tree hugger|treefucker]] who never shuts up about [[global warming]] and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of [[retarded]] [[dolphin]]s who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through [[Coke|six pack rings]]. While it is true that Elon doesn't [[STFU]] about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin [[suicide]] or [[DACA|Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally]]. | |||
Elon is also the founder and CEO of '''[[Space|SpaceX]]''', a space travel company that he founded in [[2002]] with the intentions of colonizing [[Mars]] and then [[Genocide|annihilating]] the entirety of [[South Africa]] with [[Brianna Wu|high-velocity moon rocks]] to get revenge on [[Niglet|the people]] who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny [[white]] [[pussy]] in South Africa. | |||
== Elon Musk vs. Paedo Man == | |||
On June 23, [[2018]], a bunch of [[Thai]] boys who were members of a junior [[soccer|football]] team got themselves stuck in a cave because they're the [[Retarded|second least intelligent]] of all the different types of [[Azn]]. After the Thais got Elon Musk to build a fucking submarine, a [[British]] [[paedophile]] named '''Vern Unsworth''' decided to [[mock]] Elon's efforts and then steal all the glory for himself by rescuing the delicious [[Caveman|cave]][[shota]]s before Elon could. | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Troll Science]] | |||
* [[Al Gore]] | |||
* [[Bernie Sanders]] | |||
* [[Brianna Wu]] - The greatest threat to Elon's plan to bombard Earth with moon rocks. | |||
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Revision as of 21:37, 16 July 2018
Elon Musk is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer cologne that costs $500 and makes you smell like a goat's ballsack for several months. Born in South Africa on June 28, 1971, Elon Reeve Musk is a billionaire entreprettention whore and IRL supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of Al Gore and the Alt-Right and—much like The Avatar—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the political/autism spectrum while barely even trying.
As the CEO of Tesla Motors, Elon Musk was long believed to just be another typical liberal treefucker who never shuts up about global warming and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of retarded dolphins who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through six pack rings. While it is true that Elon doesn't STFU about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin suicide or Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally.
Elon is also the founder and CEO of SpaceX, a space travel company that he founded in 2002 with the intentions of colonizing Mars and then annihilating the entirety of South Africa with high-velocity moon rocks to get revenge on the people who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny white pussy in South Africa.
Elon Musk vs. Paedo Man
On June 23, 2018, a bunch of Thai boys who were members of a junior football team got themselves stuck in a cave because they're the second least intelligent of all the different types of Azn. After the Thais got Elon Musk to build a fucking submarine, a British paedophile named Vern Unsworth decided to mock Elon's efforts and then steal all the glory for himself by rescuing the delicious caveshotas before Elon could.
See Also
- Troll Science
- Al Gore
- Bernie Sanders
- Brianna Wu - The greatest threat to Elon's plan to bombard Earth with moon rocks.
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