There are two kinds of people in this world... those that eat bacon... and those that are child raping [[Vegetarians|Muslims]]. Those in the later category are, to put it simply, wrong. They are abominations of overly abundant breeding of humans, if [[Hitler]] had done his job correctly he would have wiped them all out along with the [[Jews]] before gargling the proverbial shotgun mouthwash in a fit of Führer failure.
At some point worldly scholars the world over came to the philosophical determination that bacon simply wasn't bad enough for your health all on its own and came to the conclusion that in order to truly maximize its heart stopping plenipotentiary it would simply have to be combined with confectionery components of a diabetic inducing class. And thus, the art of dessert bacon was born!
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Image:Bacon_-_Food_Products_-_Snickers.jpg|The current penultimate form of the art!
Image:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Donut_Bacon_Cheeseburger.jpg|Falling into a close second is this donut bacon cheeseburger.
Image:Bacon_-_Desserts_-_Spiced_Maple_Bacon_Cupcake_With_Maple_Buttercream.jpg|Spiced maple bacon cupcake with maple butter cream frostings, drizzled with freshly crumbled bacon bits.
With great obsession comes obsessive marketing! With everyone under the sun firmly entrenched in the carnal pleasures of seared piglet flesh it comes as no surprise that every other two-bit hack is trying to "cash in" on the trend, with every manner of pointless products to liter your shelves and needlessly complicate your meandering little life with. All of them of course grossly over priced, manufactured in Mexico or chiseled out in China via Commie, consumerist pandering, profiteers running slave labor shops shelling out shiny, shit grade, shlock to any available dumbfuck American idiot who will buy into it.
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Fragrant_-_Scented_Bubbles.jpg|Air fresheners make some sense, but what in the fuck are [[you]] gonna do with a bacon scented BUBBLE MAKER?!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Fragrant_-_Scented_Candle_-_01.jpg|Man Candles...for the manly man!
Image:Bacon_-_Condoms.jpg|Warning:Unsafe For Blow Job Usage
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The meaning of life itself.The root of all bacons!
Bacon is a delicious variety of pig meat, the "B" in BLT and the perfect tool to make Jews regret their choice of religion. Although bacon can be found in almost any First World country, bacon is best known for this place on the American breakfast plate. Although bacon is often blamed for obesity and heart attacks, some mavericks amongst society recognize that bacon is good for you. No matter which position one takes on the bacon debate, none can deny the internet'sfetish for bacon.
Maximizing the benefits of bacon can be tricky and is by no means an easy undertaking for the faint of heart. Attacking this conundrum of coronary Confucianism is this handy dandy, step wise guide to building a better life through bacon! Memorize these easy steps and you'll be well on your way to achieving a state of self-actualized bacon being.
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Push Button; Receive Bacon
Push Button; Receive Bacon is a meme poking fun at the directions located on hand dryers. Some creative son of /b/ realized that the heat waves resembled strips of bacon and played on it. This person later brought his discovery onto the Internet, and parody images were born.
I Am Legend is a book-turned-movie-turned-remake starring Will Smith. I Am Legend is one of the many vampire / zombie movies created in the new millennium. Will Smith plays an isolated, anti-social scientist trying to save humanity. In one scene which displays the character's anti-social-ness, Smith has a hard time being around people and exclaims that he was saving that bacon. This resulted in several parody images and videos.
A limited production run product, never got past test marketing groups.
Probably the only thing in this gallery you could drink without gagging.
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Bacon Art
Much like your average "Moon Sister" on her monthly cycle who feels compelled to create crafts from her vaginal crevices, so too do bacon fanatics and fans alike enjoy turning otherwise perfectly good pig into useless, largely inedible "art". Often for the sole purpose of preening over their porkish devotions like a pretentious, self-infatuated jackass with a bloated ego to match the Brobdingnagian size of their bacon fat infused bellies.
I was saving that.
Bitches don't know.
300.
Why Fred was out.
Baby formula...no, really srsly srs. o_O
Cheese Slices
Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix
Spam!
Tactical Bacon
How do you even describe VODKA as "refreshing"?
A limited production run product, never got past test marketing groups.
Probably the only thing in this gallery you could drink without gagging.
Kevin Bacon...Bacon
A bacon bouquet for the overly abundant beau
Bacon Micro-Sculpting
A pig mug filled with curdled cow drippings
Bacon bowls, for the masochistic vegan!
How to make your own
At least these are edible
God in the form of bacon, or bacon in the form of God...you decide!
Nothing says, "I love you!" like a heart shaped heart attack
Not to be confused with Francis Bacon.
Bacon Cat.
Why the fail?
For the fruity fag in all of us!
NOW GAWD DAMMIT!!!
MATHS! It works, bitches!
Never get between a man and his bacons.
Redundant bacon is redundant.
For crafty cross stitching bacon lover.
Tru.dat
Hardcore bacon loves!
Feel the greasy might of bacon biceps!
Nearly as bad as soy bacon.
Bacon is sentient and plotting its revenge.
Sign me up!
Bacon in China.
Never enough.
