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===FetLife===
===FetLife===
His FetLife profile reads, and i quote,
Jesse once had a FetLife page (dating site for homos) and on it he admits he loves being a sissy bitch boy and taking it up the ass. His long ass bio was boring so here's the funniest bits:


<blockquote style="font-style:italic;"><p>Call me Tsu, The T is silent. Tsu is a Japanese word meaning tidal, which basically means large.. So it fits me well, don't ya think? Mhm. I'm an egotistical narcissist and i like being one, and would really like to see people out there respect my being. I do not approach, but am very approachable and friendly. I am open for touching as long as you know all the right spots to touch me in (anywhere along my spine). I am straight, sorry guys. I like to think of myself as "half broken" making bisexuality a "fixed" preference, yet i really don't think there is a right and wrong to preferences. Be forward with me. Reach out, touch me, put your hands on me, hug me, nuzzle me, do as your wish, i am very open to forwardness. I don't need to know your last name before intercourse.</p>
<blockquote style="font-style:italic;"><p>CaI'm an egotistical narcissist and i like being one, and would really like to see people out there respect my being. I do not approach, but am very approachable and friendly. I am open for touching as long as you know all the right spots to touch me in (anywhere along my spine).Be forward with me. Reach out, touch me, put your hands on me, hug me, nuzzle me, do as your wish, i am very open to forwardness. I don't need to know your last name before intercourse.</p>


<p>I am STD free!</p>
<p>i like playing innocent, no matter how experienced i get, i will always consider myself to be inexperienced and very new, simply because that's the mindset i prefer to be in.It makes roleplay much more fun when finding a woman who wants to "currupt" me.</p>


<p>Why do i like to call myself a vanilla? Because i like playing innocent, no matter how experienced i get, i will always consider myself to be inexperienced and very new, simply because that's the mindset i prefer to be in. I am not a virgin, i know how to handle a woman, and i happen to be a sadomasochist, but that doesn't mean i don't like looking cute and feeling innocent! So, i will continue to call myself a vanilla, and think in the mindset of one. It makes roleplay much more fun when finding a woman who wants to "currupt" me.&nbsp;:]</p>
<p>I prefer bottom.</p>  
 
</blockquote>
<p>On the whole slave/master/pet/owner thing, i consider myself someone who would rather be in charge of a full time pet, or pets, rather than being a pet to someone else... Sorry, i just think i think too much to be a pet. I'd be a terrible slave. Although i do feel more comfortable owning a harem of my own, i'd prefer the girls to be much smaller than me, and well i'm already a small guy so think about it. As for dominant/submissive, i consider myself a submissive. It goes along with the whole "looking cute and playing innocent" kind of thing. It's not so much that i like being "controlled" it's more or less i like to feel "more innocent" than my partner, i guess. I prefer bottom. I like to wear white, as it is an innocent color, but don't worry, under all that white is the body of a sadomasochist. I love watching people get hurt, people hitting, and i even enjoy enduring physical pain.. I like to test my limits to see how much i can take whether it be being spanked or cut. I also really like to hit, smacking, spanking, whipping. I'm all for it. I'm a switch when it comes to sadomasochism and dom/sub. But for anything else, i'm mostly sub, bottom, etc. If being part of a pet/owner relationship, i'd definitely be the owner. I'm not looking for an owner, perhaps a mentor or mistress, but not an owner. I own myself. =p</p>
 
<p>I am very into ageplay and roleplaying! I love school scenes, incest scenes, teacher/student, mommy/son, all that good stuff. Oh yeah, tons more, i just can't think of any right now because my brain is all... blah. Anyway, in these said scenes, is where i prefer to play the innocent role, the younger role, smaller, inexperienced. Why? Iunno, just because. This doesn't necessarily mean i want to be bottom all the time, just in roleplay, or dress up. If it's coming down to BDSM, then yeah i'll probably want to be in control. My body has a problem with feeling pain... hehe.</p>
 
<p>If i give off a "my shit never stinks" vibe, then good! That is the vibe i prefer to give off. Does it mean i think i'm better than everyone else? No. It's not a mentality issue. In fact, i prefer to think everyone is equal, no special treatment. Why do i go around with an egotistical attitude? Perhaps it's because i'm young, and i'm going through that "i'm invincible" stage, or maybe it's because it helps distract me from depression, bi polar, ADHD and other dumb shit. Either way, if you choose to not get along with me because of this attitude, i will let people know. I understand if this attitude may be a turn off to you, but you don't see me discriminating against people because of how they act. I accept everyone, no matter what their "faults" are.</p></blockquote>


===Fetishes===
===Fetishes===

Revision as of 06:26, 11 August 2018

JessePajamas is a sissy tryhard sonicfag who pretends to be a "remixer" but just runs downloaded MIDIs from VGMusic through FL Studio and calls it a day.

History

Before JessePajamas

Before Jesse went by his current and retarded moniker, his previous usernames were FireGoron, and FireGXLOL as well as many others that are too numerous to list and nobody gives a flying fuck anyway. On these accounts, Jesse mostly made imitation videos, stealing and mocking others that were more popular than him to try and raise the ranks himself, but it never worked. He made horrific "speakonia" videos, an idea he stole from HooodboyTails and was far less successful at it. After ripping off Hoodboy's bit, he ripped off MugiMikey and Mardic's style of dubbing over Sonic footage with his own voice, but even these videos proved to be shitty as nobody watched them, causing Jesse to literally ragequit his FireGXLOL channel.

Jesse literally stole his sister's bikini top to make this video.

Current Day

For reasons unknown, MugiMikey a decently known animator in the Sonicsphere on YouTube allows Jesse to insert his shitty MIDI replacement music into his videos now. This of course means Jesse thought starting a new YouTube channel and riding off the little fame Mugi gave him would be a good idea, and currently runs the JessePajamas channel. On this channel, Jesse creates even more uncreative and unoriginal videos, unsurprisingly that get far less views than ever before. That's right, not even riding off the fame of successful channels can get anyone to watch his videos, so even after 10 years and nearly 20 YouTube channel attempts, Jesse proves time and time again that he's a complete and utter failure.


Attention Whore

Jesse is an online attention whore and the clear definition of a raging PUSSY trapped in a prepubescent male's body. This fact was made abundantly clear after some nudie pics were "hacked" off his MySpace page which revealed the stunning truth: THIS MAN HAS NO COCK!

EXPOSED!


Yes, yes it's very true...this man has no dick.
He's cockless!
Without penis.
Erectilely challenged.
A poverty of a package if you will.
A dickless wonder.
No more Mr. Happy.
Lorena Bobbitt's biggest fan!

FetLife

Jesse once had a FetLife page (dating site for homos) and on it he admits he loves being a sissy bitch boy and taking it up the ass. His long ass bio was boring so here's the funniest bits:

CaI'm an egotistical narcissist and i like being one, and would really like to see people out there respect my being. I do not approach, but am very approachable and friendly. I am open for touching as long as you know all the right spots to touch me in (anywhere along my spine).Be forward with me. Reach out, touch me, put your hands on me, hug me, nuzzle me, do as your wish, i am very open to forwardness. I don't need to know your last name before intercourse.

i like playing innocent, no matter how experienced i get, i will always consider myself to be inexperienced and very new, simply because that's the mindset i prefer to be in.It makes roleplay much more fun when finding a woman who wants to "currupt" me.

I prefer bottom.

Fetishes

(Again from his FetLife Profile)

Into: 24/7 (everything to do with it), age play (everything to do with it), cuddles (receiving), dildos (watching), gangbangs (giving), kidnapping roleplay (receiving), lingerie (watching), making home movies (everything to do with it), masturbation (everything to do with it), multiple orgasms (giving), nipples (watching), oral sex (receiving), role play (everything to do with it), schoolgirl uniform (watching), sex in public (everything to do with it), sex with strangers (giving), talking dirty, tearing off clothing (everything to do with it), toys (watching), vibrators (watching), voyeurism (receiving).

Curious about: anal sex, bondage, chastity devices, cross dressing, fisting, humiliation, master/slave.

Profiles

This article is crap. You can help by completely re-writing it.


...personality and all.

FireGoron ("tidaltsun") is a fat, emo, Chris Crocker fanboy YouTube user who is very unfunny and thinks making fun of faggots with over 9000 subscribers will make him popular. His first debut on YouTube was on the account tidaltsun where he uploaded shitty videos that sucked. Which was shortly followed by fanboys of MASTERLINKX owning him into quitting YouTube because FireMoron's videos were too similar to his. In between making crap videos, he also loves to spam websites with countless self promotion accounts.

FireGoron has also been known to have strong Bestiality and Furry fetishes... as well as a taste for lolicon, straight and shotacon. He is a closet homosexual that's still very bitter about some girl in school that said "Fuck you" after about 5 minutes of dating him and has caused him to develop Blind-Mirror syndrome. This can be seen in his bloopers and attacks against YouTube women, as he constantly makes remarks about women being bitches and whores (could explain a lot about his obsession with Chris Crocker). This has caused him to hate all women who are more popular than he is and caused him to make a secret scrapbook dedicated to Chris Crocker.

Recent

In a phonecall to someone he was stalking on Furcadia FireGoron admitted that he'd enjoy wearing panties..and being fucked in the ass by a woman. In this phonecall he also stated that he'd attempted to fuck his sister.. for the lulz.


Sometime about 4 months ago, FireGoron thought it would be liek major lulz if he made a video on YouTube that showed off many furfag's "fan couples" with characters from Sonic the HedgeNigger. Of course, because FireGoron is sooo cool, moar videoz were created that continued his fad.

   
“ 		 
"I searched up all the images on google anyway, it's not like i went to the site just to piss off artists."
  		„
  		 

—FG

Well that was true until FireGoron and his two other straight friends made a fourth and final video with one purpose, to Piss off the artists who have been spamming them.

The Videoz

Part 2
The second video is the only one that hasn't been removed. =(

   
“ 		 
"I had no intension of pissing off artists, i just wanted to show the world how gay some of these dam fan couple were."
  		„
  		 

—FG

Well it's true, they do all suck.

ONOEZ MY ARTWORK WAS STOLLLENN!!!

Eventually, the artists found the videos and shit their pants in anger because their favorite couples were called STUPID!!! This made the artists VERY ANGRY!!! Because nothing hurts moar than hearing your favorite fan couple being called STUPID. Many users from deviantART (most likely 16 year old girls) spammed the comments of the 4 videos, arguing with the creators. BUT-- EPIC PHAILZ WHEN IT WAS CLEARLY NOTICEABLE THAT THEY SUCKKK AT ARGUING!

For example.


LOLZ YOU SHOULD WRITE A COMEBACK BOOK FIREGORON!!!


The most notable users who spammed the fuck out of FireGoron and friends were KKPinkFox, lightninxshidw, blazexfurykittyx and Illakulebubby. Please take note that all four are very gay. Notice how each have an average of 0 subscribers providing evidence that their sole existence is for spamming. What assholes, amirite?

deviantART spreads the lulz

Of course after getting NO WHERE with the war on Youtube, the furries returned to their fox dens to further spread their anger, and possibly yiff.


A furry posted these links on her deviantART page. They point to the three videos and the accounts of FireGoron, KairiMitzou, and funny1allways. Gotta love how they're referred to as offenders. She also posted alot of the comments taken out of context left by FireGoron and the other two, and she posted all of the artists of which they "stole" their pictures from.

   
“ 		 
"Those three thieves are major dumbbutts and should get a life. ¬_¬

They say that their "videos" won't be removed, but they're wrong! They WILL be removed by Youtube Staff and they'll be banned for breaking the terms of service."
 

„
  		 

—Shadow-The-Echidna

Yes they will be banned for right clicking on an image on the internet and using it in a Youtube video. What IDIOTS!!!!!!!

   
“ 		 
"what you need to do is find the deviants who created the images. note them with the link. they will take it up with "KairiMitzou".

if they don't take it down... contact YouTube itself."
 

„
  		 

—TheCryptOrchid

Also note the date. These videos were put up about 4 months ago. Youtube doesn't give a shit about these videos.

FireGoron Fights Back

After everyone on YouTube minimized their One Piece hentai and noticed that deviantART was once again being gay, they set off to defend Youtube, and FireGoron as well. HoodboyTails eventually stepped in and made a video about FireGoron raping the artists. This of course further upset the artists (lol) and they responded to the video with comments such as:

Youtube eventually BALEETED HoodboyTails' account. However, the video has been reuploaded by another source.


By this time, moar and moar people were fighting back against the 4furfags.
The entire war can be summed up here:


By this time, the four faggotry furries gave up and finally realized how gay and retarded they were.

The war in a nutshell

FireGoron: Hay ever herd of SonicXEggman, whut a dumb idea
FireGoron: -mayks video-
KairiMitzou: LOLZZZZZ THATS SO TRUE, ZEY ARE STUPID -makes sequal-
funny1allways: yea me too -makes third one-
KKPinkFox: Hmm lets look up my faavorite fan couples.
KKPinkFox: -GASP- O SHIT THEY CALLED MY FAVORITE COUPLE STUPIDDDDDD
KKPinkFox: I CANNOST STAND FOR THIS, THE VIDEO MUST BE REMOVETHED!!!!!
KKPinkFox: -goes to deviant art, brings back yiff partners-
LightningXShadow: Hmm i know a way we can get those vids that hurt out feelings removed. Lets complain about the fact they used our artwork to make it.
BlazeXFierykittyX: Sounds great, lets spam them ALLLL!!!!
4furfags: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
FireGoron: woah woah wtf is ur guyz problem
KKPinkFox: YOU STOLE OUR ARTWORK, THAT IS ILLEAGLE, YOURE GONNA GET BANNED ON YOUTUBE NOW
FireGoron: okay no i'm not
Ilylikewoahhbby: FIREGORON UR SO EVIL, YOUR VIDEO BASHES THE ARTISTS AND THE ARTWORK
FireGoron: um no it just says the couples are stupid
KKPinkFox: ART THEFT IS VIOLATING THE YOUTUBE TEMRS SECTION 4E04 SUBSECTION 9
HoodboyTails: god this is annoying. Time to shut these niggers up

Gallery

  • Emo Hair And Guitar
    Emo Hair And Guitar
  • Self Drawn Cartoon Version
    Self Drawn Cartoon Version
  • Internet Dramaz lol
    Internet Dramaz lol
  • It's True, This Man Has No Dick
    It's True, This Man Has No Dick

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