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[[File:Samsung Girl.jpg|right|thumb|Yet another shitty virtual assistant]]
[[File:Samsung Girl.jpg|right|thumb|Yet another shitty virtual assistant; only this one you can fill with jizz.]]
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Yet another shitty virtual assistant; only this one you can fill with jizz.

Samsung Sam is a shitty forced corporate meme when in 2021, Korean electronics company Samsung unveiled yet another shitty AI-powered virtual assistant. Where other companies like Apple and Amazon failed, Samsung took a lesson from Valve and tapped into the Anime Coomer market. When Samsung finally anounced their new Android Waifu™, Twitter lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To nobody's surprise, a shit load of Rule 34 was made and spread across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of retarded basement-dwellers who will never get a girlfriend. This basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.

The Commercial

Some normal Wapanese made some posts on Failbook commercial with a girl in it.

Because this is the internet. People found the girl and started declaring the girl as waifu material leading to the Wapanese deleting it.

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