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'''Samsung Sam''' is a shitty forced corporate meme when in [[2021]], [[Korea]]n electronics company [[China|Samsung]] unveiled yet another shitty [[Ai|AI-powered]] [[Clippy|virtual assistant]]. Where other companies like [[Iphone|Apple]] and [[Amazon]] failed, [[Android|Samsung]] took a lesson from [[Valve]] and tapped into the [[Anime]] [[Coomer|Coomer market]]. When Samsung finally anounced their new Android [[Waifu]]™, [[Twitter]] lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To [[nobody]]'s surprise, a shit load of [[Rule 34]] was made and spread across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of [[retard]]ed [[Reddit|basement-dwellers]] who will never get a [[girlfriend]]. [[truth|This]] basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.
'''Samsung Sam''' is a shitty forced corporate meme when in [[2021]], [[Korea]]n electronics company [[China|Samsung]] had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty [[Ai|AI-powered]] [[Clippy|virtual assistant]]. Where other companies like [[Iphone|Apple]] and [[Amazon]] failed, [[Android|Samsung]] took a lesson from [[Valve]] and were attempting to tap into the [[Anime]] [[Coomer|Coomer market]]. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android [[Waifu]]™, [[Twitter]] lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To [[nobody]]'s surprise, a shit load of [[Rule 34]] was made almost instantly and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of [[retard]]ed [[Reddit|basement-dwellers]] who will never get a [[girlfriend]]. [[truth|This]] basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.


==The Commercial==
==The Commercial==
 
Some shitty design firm named Lightfarm decided to use Sims 4 as a template to make an ultra-quirky extra perky puffy-nippled waifu out of Samsung's non-existent brand identity to
Some normal Wapanese made some posts on [[Failbook]] commercial with a girl in it.


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==See Also==
==See Also==

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Yet another shitty virtual assistant; only this one you can fill with jizz.

Samsung Sam is a shitty forced corporate meme when in 2021, Korean electronics company Samsung had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty AI-powered virtual assistant. Where other companies like Apple and Amazon failed, Samsung took a lesson from Valve and were attempting to tap into the Anime Coomer market. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android Waifu™, Twitter lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To nobody's surprise, a shit load of Rule 34 was made almost instantly and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of retarded basement-dwellers who will never get a girlfriend. This basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.

The Commercial

Some shitty design firm named Lightfarm decided to use Sims 4 as a template to make an ultra-quirky extra perky puffy-nippled waifu out of Samsung's non-existent brand identity to

Because this is the internet. People found the girl and started declaring the girl as waifu material leading to the Wapanese deleting it.

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