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'''Samsung Sam''' is a shitty forced corporate meme when in [[2021]], [[Korea]]n electronics company [[China|Samsung]] had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty [[Ai|AI-powered]] [[Clippy|virtual assistant]]. Where other companies like [[Iphone|Apple]] and [[Amazon]] failed, [[Android|Samsung]] took a lesson from [[Valve]] and were attempting to tap into the [[Anime]] [[Coomer|Coomer market]]. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android [[Waifu]]™, [[Twitter]] lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To [[nobody]]'s surprise, a shit load of [[Rule 34]] was made almost instantly and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of [[retard]]ed [[Reddit|basement-dwellers]] who will never get a [[girlfriend]]. [[truth|This]] basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.
'''Samsung Sam''' is a shitty forced corporate meme when in [[2021]], [[Korea]]n electronics company [[China|Samsung]] had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty [[Ai|AI-powered]] [[Clippy|virtual assistant]]. Where other companies like [[Iphone|Apple]] and [[Amazon]] failed, [[Android|Samsung]] took a lesson from [[Valve]] and were attempting to tap into the [[Anime]] [[Coomer|Coomer market]]. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android [[Waifu]]™, [[Twitter]] lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To [[nobody]]'s surprise, a shit load of [[Rule 34]] was made almost instantly and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of [[retard]]ed [[Reddit|basement-dwellers]] who will never get a [[girlfriend]]. [[truth|This]] basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.


==The Commercial==
==Abandonware==
Some shitty design firm named Lightfarm decided to use [[The Sims|Sims 4]] as a template to make an ultra-quirky extra perky puffy-nippled waifu out of Samsung's non-existent brand identity. Lightfarm made a post about it on their website however nobody cared until it was removed.
Some shitty design firm named Lightfarm decided to use [[The Sims|Sims 4]] as a template to make an ultra-quirky extra perky puffy-nippled waifu out of Samsung's non-existent brand identity. Lightfarm made a post about it on their website however nobody cared until it was removed.


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Yet another shitty virtual assistant; only this one you can fill with jizz.

Samsung Sam is a shitty forced corporate meme when in 2021, Korean electronics company Samsung had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty AI-powered virtual assistant. Where other companies like Apple and Amazon failed, Samsung took a lesson from Valve and were attempting to tap into the Anime Coomer market. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android Waifu™, Twitter lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To nobody's surprise, a shit load of Rule 34 was made almost instantly and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of retarded basement-dwellers who will never get a girlfriend. This basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.

Abandonware

Some shitty design firm named Lightfarm decided to use Sims 4 as a template to make an ultra-quirky extra perky puffy-nippled waifu out of Samsung's non-existent brand identity. Lightfarm made a post about it on their website however nobody cared until it was removed.

Obviously, since most people on Reddit and Twitter are autistic, some shit nobody cares about went viral with a subreddit dedicated to Sam's sexy anime body.

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