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Nicholas Joseph Fuentes (born August 18, 1998) is a Mexican-descended homosexual activist and ex-boyfriend of CatboyKami, most famous for leading the groypers, an army of assburgers-ridden incel zoomers and wannabe edgelords.

Born to a half-Mexican father (who most likely diddled him as a child), Nick began his political career by attending the Richard Spencer wet dream of the 2016 Charlottesville rally, after which he was fired from his job and doxxed. Due to this, he dropped out of college and moved back in with his parents and sister, which is where he lives to this day (929 Newberry Ave, La Grange Park, IL 60526).

His political "career" mostly consists of self-hosted livestreams of him talking about his wet fantasies with catboys and other such forms of shotacon-inspired fetishes. (Don't worry guys, it's tooootally ironic!) He was also notable for constantly going on Twitter and liking trannies' thigh pics. (Ok, maybe half-ironic.)

In 2018, after a reading out a superchat donation which included a Holocaust related joke (which makes for, quite possibly, the only time he's been remotely edgy), he was bombarded with tons of Jewish media talking about what an evil alt-right racist sexist Nazi this mixed-race faggot was. After getting his YouTube channel suspended in early 2020, he moved to other platforms, including bitwave and Telegram.

During October of 2019, Fuentes tried (and failed) to organize his rallies of autists into what he called "the groyper wars", which just consisted of his followers to shit up comment sections on videos about (((Charlie Kirk))) and (((Ben Shapiro))). Activism, amirite?

In late 2020, Nicky went on a livestreamed date with Tor "CatboyKami" Brookes, an Australian crossdresser whose sense of humor consists of screeching shit about niggers on livestreams. Of course, this was tooootally ironic guys, so PLEASE don't get any weird ideas.

When 2021 came around, he decided it would be a good idea to go to the Capitol riots (which, surprise surprise, mostly just consisted of boomers standing around doing nothing while wearing QAnon merch). He was suspended from Twitter and Instagram shortly after. He has since tried to sidestep these bans via creating the accounts "@raper6000" and "@bossbabyincel", respectively. Later on, he defended Matt "Epstein" Gaetz, a Republican politician accused of raping a 17-year-old girl, and claimed that it would've all been OK had he just married her beforehand.

He is also friends (and is possibly dating) Alejandro "LatinoZoomer" Velasquez Gomez, a self-identified spic (and not-so-self-identified simp for e-girls) who tried getting people from his discord server to look for birth records near his date of birth because he was convinced that his parents had kidnapped him as a baby (not a joke).