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[[File:Sellouts.jpg|thumb|600px|center|<center>'''Sometimes, the truth hurts.'''</center>]] | |||
[[Star Wars|A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away]] some sweet [[jailbait]] decided to cake on the makeup and make some videos for her dumbass friends on [[Gaia]]. For years to come, [[basement dwellers]] and [[virgins]] the world over obsessed over the young girl we'd come to know as [[Powerword|Catie Wayne]] while she remained in hiding from all the [[rape]] and [[murder]] that [[4chan]] had to offer. Boxxy's mom was happy to help her daughter stay in hiding until the day she realized just [[OH EXPLOITABLE|how exploitable]] her daughter really was. | |||
[ | ==The Present== | ||
'''Enter 2010...''' | |||
The world is a cold, cold, place as Boxxy graduates high school and fills her head with big dreams of [[New York City]] and [[Gay|Broadway]]. While her [[fat]] [[Jew]] mother ([[Powerword]]: Lisa Wayne) was way too cheap to pay for her daughter's future and too busy [[BAWWW|bawwwing]] over being dumped by Boxxdad, the dollar signs grew in her eyes as she hatched a [[Bailout Plan|fail proof plan]] to bring in enough [[jewgolds]] for the Wayne family to live comfortably [[at least 100|for years to come]]. | |||
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1. [[JonBenet Ramsey|Force your daughter into the spotlight.]] | |||
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2. Try to sell her used stuff on eBay. | |||
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3. Once that doesn't work, make your daughter shit out a few new [[Youtube]] videos that are [[FACT|lackluster at best]]. | |||
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4. Create the shittiest website with the shittiest homepage [[evar]], [[Catiewayne.com]] | |||
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5. [[USI|Create your own YouTube channel]], upload a few videos of [[Boxxy]] opening her birthday presents, and [[PROFIT|earn a YouTube partnership]] | |||
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6. Convince your daughter that its a good idea to participate in a shitty movie about [[memes]] and [[Chocolate Rain|youtube celebrities]] that only exists as a 4 minute trailer on youtube with no studio backing and a non-existent budget. | |||
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7. [[????]] | |||
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8. [[PROFIT!]] | |||
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Only time will tell where young Catie's journey will take her, but let it be known that whether Catie does make it as a [[Unrealistic expectations|bigtime Broadway star]] or hits rock bottom as the [[Sweet Eva]] of the twenty-first century, her Jew of a mother ''will'' be there to get her grubby hands on whatever monies she can. | |||
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<center>[[File:BoxxmomJEW.png]]</center> | |||
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==Fun Facts== | |||
*Boxxmom began her maniacal quest for money after being fired from her day job as the stunt double and stand-in for Phyllis on NBC's The Office. | |||
*That, and Boxxdad ran away to [[Mexico]] with a [[13 year old boy]]. | |||
*She posts on [[Catiechan]] with the [[namefag|tripcode]] !boxxmom. | |||
*Her email is boxxmom@gmail.com. Have fun with it. | |||
*[[Sockpuppet|Will often post without her tripcode to defend herself and/or Boxxy]] | |||
*Has earned herself a [[Youtube]] partnership, is [[so cash|pulling in the big bucks]], and still begs for money [[OTI|on the internet]] and tells people she is [[Lie|homeless]]. | |||
*[[USI|Post anything related to Boxxmom on Catiechan and expect the thread to be deleted within minutes]]. | |||
*<strike>[[Butthurt|Boxxmom has successfully had this page removed from the search results for 'Boxxmom'.]]</strike> LOL FIXED | |||
*Boxxmom is currently in the process of forcing Catie's [[loli|little sister]] onto [[Catiechan]] to maximize the profits. | |||
*After tigab protected anonimau5 from this control Nazi and got into an argument with her, she has [[BAWWW|made damn sure to make sure tigab is forgotten]] and [[DO NOT WANT|shunned]] from the entire [[Gangbang|boxxysphere]]. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
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Image:130610844182.jpg.jpeg|While nobody has found any pictures of Boxxdad, [[some argue]] that this photo is an accurate portrayal. | |||
[ | Image:130610566628.jpg|How Boxxmom got her groove back. | ||
Image:13061061369.jpg|After Boxxdad [[Pwned|dumped]] her sorry ass, Boxxmom wastes no time in finding Catie Wayne a new daddy. | |||
Image:130612197235.png| Her [[USI]] has run so rampant, its even spread to her daughter's [[basement dwellers|followers]] at an alarming rate. | |||
Image:Beginningoftheend.png|And with one single tweet, Boxxmom kicks the family exploitation up another notch. | |||
[ | Image:Aaa.png|The actions of a Jew caught on the [[internets]]. | ||
Image:Soldout.png|Selling another piece of her daughter to the highest bidder. | |||
Image:Boxxmomlyingtweet.png|The only thing missing from this tweet was the hash tag [[Fact|#LyingJew]]. | |||
Image:Wut.jpg|As previously stated, her [[USI]] runs rampant at a level rarely seen before. | |||
[ | Image:Boxxmom cocksucker.png|Lisa Wayne's next business venture caught on camera. | ||
Image:Boxxmom haz boxxies.png|All your Boxxies belong to me. | |||
Image:Boxxmom is disappoint.jpeg|STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!! SOMEONE'S BEING MEAN ON THE [[INTERNETS]]!!!! | |||
Image:Aab.png|Boxxmom is currently in the process of creating an army of children to rake in the benjamins. | |||
Image:Boxxmom name drop.jpg|Nothing is more sad than an old, dried up woman doing her best to impress the young whippersnappers of today by name dropping a [[punk]] musician who hasn't been relevant in decades. | |||
Image:130652067212.png|[[Pic Related]]. | |||
Image:Hereshow boxxmom didit.png|Wait until the authorities find Catie Wayne murdered and raped in the woods, and this will be what happens next. | |||
Image:Dolphin boxxmom.jpg|Did you ever buy an autographed photo from [[Boxxy|Catie Wayne]]? This is probably what your hard earned money ended up funding. | |||
Image:13065206721200.png|Think she's gonna stop at [[Murka|America]]? Think again. | |||
Image:130652060007212.png|[[Rule 34]] on the fat Jew. | |||
Image:Drsofialamb.jpg|An [[Bioshock|accurate portrait]] of Boxxmom. | |||
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==How To Properly Whore Your Daughter Out To The Internets== | |||
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|<youtube>ebhqyLS0ivE</youtube>}} | |||
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==Remix Videos== | |||
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|<youtube>1PQaDo-y8oc</youtube> | |||
|<youtube>EeEt1npDYy0</youtube> | |||
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[ | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Unwarranted Self Importance]] | |||
*[[Shit nobody cares about]] | |||
*[[Catiewayne.com]] | |||
[ | *[[Bailout Plan]] | ||
*[[Sellout]] | |||
*[[Boxxy]] | |||
*[[Jew]] | |||
[ | *[[GOTIS]] | ||
*[[Greedy]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
[ | [http://twitter.com/#!/Boxxmom Boxxmom's twitter] | ||
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[http://www.youtube.com/user/Boxxmommy Boxxmommy's Youtube Channel] | |||
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[https://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Wayne/100002596514101 Boxxmom's Facebook] | |||
{{Whores}} | |||
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[[Category:People]] | |||
Revision as of 08:16, 31 August 2011
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away some sweet jailbait decided to cake on the makeup and make some videos for her dumbass friends on Gaia. For years to come, basement dwellers and virgins the world over obsessed over the young girl we'd come to know as Catie Wayne while she remained in hiding from all the rape and murder that 4chan had to offer. Boxxy's mom was happy to help her daughter stay in hiding until the day she realized just how exploitable her daughter really was.
The Present
Enter 2010...
The world is a cold, cold, place as Boxxy graduates high school and fills her head with big dreams of New York City and Broadway. While her fat Jew mother (Powerword: Lisa Wayne) was way too cheap to pay for her daughter's future and too busy bawwwing over being dumped by Boxxdad, the dollar signs grew in her eyes as she hatched a fail proof plan to bring in enough jewgolds for the Wayne family to live comfortably for years to come.
1. Force your daughter into the spotlight.
2. Try to sell her used stuff on eBay.
3. Once that doesn't work, make your daughter shit out a few new Youtube videos that are lackluster at best.
4. Create the shittiest website with the shittiest homepage evar, Catiewayne.com
5. Create your own YouTube channel, upload a few videos of Boxxy opening her birthday presents, and earn a YouTube partnership
6. Convince your daughter that its a good idea to participate in a shitty movie about memes and youtube celebrities that only exists as a 4 minute trailer on youtube with no studio backing and a non-existent budget.
7. ????
8. PROFIT!
Only time will tell where young Catie's journey will take her, but let it be known that whether Catie does make it as a bigtime Broadway star or hits rock bottom as the Sweet Eva of the twenty-first century, her Jew of a mother will be there to get her grubby hands on whatever monies she can.
Fun Facts
- Boxxmom began her maniacal quest for money after being fired from her day job as the stunt double and stand-in for Phyllis on NBC's The Office.
- That, and Boxxdad ran away to Mexico with a 13 year old boy.
- She posts on Catiechan with the tripcode !boxxmom.
- Her email is [email protected]. Have fun with it.
- Will often post without her tripcode to defend herself and/or Boxxy
- Has earned herself a Youtube partnership, is pulling in the big bucks, and still begs for money on the internet and tells people she is homeless.
- Post anything related to Boxxmom on Catiechan and expect the thread to be deleted within minutes.
Boxxmom has successfully had this page removed from the search results for 'Boxxmom'.LOL FIXED- Boxxmom is currently in the process of forcing Catie's little sister onto Catiechan to maximize the profits.
- After tigab protected anonimau5 from this control Nazi and got into an argument with her, she has made damn sure to make sure tigab is forgotten and shunned from the entire boxxysphere.
Gallery
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While nobody has found any pictures of Boxxdad, some argue that this photo is an accurate portrayal. -
How Boxxmom got her groove back. -
After Boxxdad dumped her sorry ass, Boxxmom wastes no time in finding Catie Wayne a new daddy. -
-
And with one single tweet, Boxxmom kicks the family exploitation up another notch. -
The actions of a Jew caught on the internets. -
Selling another piece of her daughter to the highest bidder. -
The only thing missing from this tweet was the hash tag #LyingJew. -
As previously stated, her USI runs rampant at a level rarely seen before. -
Lisa Wayne's next business venture caught on camera. -
All your Boxxies belong to me. -
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!! SOMEONE'S BEING MEAN ON THE INTERNETS!!!! -
Boxxmom is currently in the process of creating an army of children to rake in the benjamins. -
Nothing is more sad than an old, dried up woman doing her best to impress the young whippersnappers of today by name dropping a punk musician who hasn't been relevant in decades. -
-
Wait until the authorities find Catie Wayne murdered and raped in the woods, and this will be what happens next. -
Did you ever buy an autographed photo from Catie Wayne? This is probably what your hard earned money ended up funding. -
Think she's gonna stop at America? Think again. -
Rule 34 on the fat Jew. -
An accurate portrait of Boxxmom.
How To Properly Whore Your Daughter Out To The Internets
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Remix Videos
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See Also
- Unwarranted Self Importance
- Shit nobody cares about
- Catiewayne.com
- Bailout Plan
- Sellout
- Boxxy
- Jew
- GOTIS
- Greedy
External Links
Boxxmom's twitter
Boxxmommy's Youtube Channel
Boxxmom's Facebook
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