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Get on IRC fgt.

Get on IRC fgt is a forced meme by Sheneequa, who is a lonely and fat ginger who forces memes like this and runs his own IRC channels to gain some sense of control in his shit excuse for life.

It is pretty easy, just get an irc client (google it if you need to, we also have an IRC FAQ for noobs) and type /server irc.wtfux.org and then /join #channel where channel is one of your lovely choices below. For more info see:ED IRC

Rooms

There are several options for your ass raping pleasure on ED IRC. The following is a rough description of what to expect when your faggot ass gets on IRC.

#ed

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER IN. You'll need to don your thickest skin if you want to survive in here. #ed is for the ED community at large and lurkers who don't necessarily edit but have taken the ED Oath of Allegiance and want to discuss drugs, pedophiles, Jews, pedophile Jews and drugging Jews to further the destruction of the Zionist agenda and the establishment of a Palestinian state. And Snus.

#wiki

Channel devoted to discussing our great wiki.

#forum

Channel for EDF (earth defense force) shenanigans. If someone in another channel directs you here, it's probably because you're being a huge faggot.

#ED-logging

Making life easier for recent changes patrolling.

#omegle

Chat with people on Omegle or have CleverBot chat with them for you. Also spying.

#jeopardy

Play Jeopardy.

#uno

Play Uno.

How Do I Shot IRC? (A Primer)

Get IRC software for:
- Windows: mIRC available here and IceChat available here, alternatively use the far superior Microsoft Chat available here
- Mac: Colloquy available here
- Linux: Irssi here
- Firefox: ChatZilla here
- Cross-Platform: Pidgin here, Opera here
Go to irc.wtfux.org #ed.
Glined for great justice!

Topics For Discussion

While on ED IRC, pay attention to the channel's topic. The topic should appear to you when you first open the channel up or in your IRC client's status bar. Usually, the topic of the channel is very pertinent to what is going on at that particular moment at Encyclopedia Dramatica and can often be very insightful to the conversation that you are about to enter. Topics range from very funny items found on the internet all the way to how to get help with some code on an article. Typical topics you will find:

Drugs
Jews
Drugs and Jews
Winning quotes
Finding true love
Quitting IRC
Being made fun of for your hairstyle

Rules of #ed

Don't highlight (read: type their nick) a sysop unless you need them, as they are busy people and will ban your ass for wasting their time. A sysop is someone with a red dot (Xchat) or a & sign next to their nick. Bureaucrats can also be contacted, but that should only be done when discussing serious business; bureaucrats will have purple dots or ~ signs next to their nick. If you need help with general wiki shit, try an editor first, they will have a blue dot or a % sign next to their name.
Don't beg for privileges (OPs or voice).
Wiki related matters come first, if some one is being helped for wiki issues, shut up if you have nothing to contribute.

Bots

Our channels include a series of service bots dedicated to making IRC just a little less terrible. Bot abuse/spam is generally frowned upon and will get you kicked relatively quickly. It's also best to only use certain bots (omegle, jeopardy, etc) in their respective channels. If you have any questions regarding bots, contact e.

Zalgo

Main IRC bot, has more functions than are worth mentioning, but makes shit like looking up bizarre fetishes just a little bit easier. It also tends to be abused the most. Some functions include:

[-+]Zalgo functions

!8ball - Ask the magic 8Ball questions
!base64_decode - returns the base64 decoding of a base64 encoded string
!base64_encode - returns the base64 encoding of a string
!bauer - Spews out a random fact about Jack Bauer
!bicycle - ... is your new bicycle
!bush - George Bush is your New Bicycle
!calc - A calculator (see !calc_help)
!calc_builtin - Shows built in calculator functions
!calc_help - Help for !calc
!calc_reset - Resets the calculator
!calc_user - Shows user defined calculator functions
!calc_vars - Shows calculator variables
!clever - Talk with CleverBot!
!clever_reset - Reset the CleverBot conversation
!crossword - Attempts to solve a crossword
!diesel - Say a random fact about Vin Diesel
!dinnr - Tells you what you should make for dinner!
!dj - Displays the current DJ of [SFX]
!djoff - Removes you from the DJ position of [SFX]
!djon - Makes you the current DJ of [SFX]
!dns - Resolve a host name from an IP address
!domainr - Searches for available domains.
!fapget - Provides a topic for the user to fap to
!fdjoff - Forcibly removes the current DJ from their position
!fml - Retrieves a random entry from fmylife.com
!fortune - Fortune from linux's fortune application
!fweather - Tells you the fucking weather
!gcalc - Calculates using Google's Calculator
!geoip - Geolocate an IP Address using ipinfodb.com
!geome - Geolocate the IP you're connecting from.
!google - Searches Google and Notices you with the results
!greet.add - Adds a greeting that the bot shall say when you enter a channel.
!greet.del - Removes your channel greeting.
!ip - Resolve an IP address from a host name
!ipa - Resolve all IP addresses from a host name
!isohunt - Searches ISOHunt for torrents and notices you the results
!isup - Checks downforeveryoneorjustme.com for website status
!jobs - Steve Jobs is your New Bicycle
!kanye - Spews out a Kanye West quote.
!lml - Retrieves a random entry from lmylife.com
!ls - Shows the current ammount of listeners
!md5 - returns the md5 hash of a string
!meme - Spews out a meme from meme.boxofjunk.ws
!mrt - Say a random fact about Mr. T
!next - Look up when the next airing of a certain show is
!nigger - Shortens a URL with nig.gr
!ninja - A quick and easy dictonary
!norris - Say a random fact about Chuck Norris
!np - Shows the current playing song
!obama - Barack Obama is your New Bicycle
!palin - Sarah Palin is John McCains New Bicycle
!palin2 - Sarah Palin is John McCains New Bicycle (different source than !palin)
!paul - Ron Paul is your New Bicycle
!phone - Looks up a phone number using Google's Location Services
!reverse - Reverses a string
!rmd5 - checks an md5 hash with a few rainbow tables to find original hash
!rot13 - returns the rot13 encoding of a string
!rt.opening - Ratings of the newest releases in theatres
!rt.top20 - Ratings of the top 10 movies in theatres (by rating)
!rt.topbo - Ratings of the top 10 movies in theatres (by Box Office Revenue)
!sha1 - returns the sha1 hash of a string
!sick - Spews out a random joke from the Sickipedia
!song.search - Searches for a song on playlist.com.
!suggest - Notices you what google would suggest you for a search query
!tda - Same as !timediff, but provides more detail
!timediff - Calculate the ammount of time till a specific timestamp
!tld - Get information about a specific TLD
!translate - Translates a string using google translate
!twitter.lookup - Look up someone on twitter
!ud - Looks up a word or phrase on the Urban Dictionary
!unscramble - Attempts to unscramble a string to find possible words
!upcoming - See what shows are coming up next on TV
!uptime - Displays system and bot uptime
!weather - Gives you extended weather information about a specific location
!zalgo - Displays bot info
@help - Displays this help
~begin - Begins a game of UNO!
~count - Shows the current hand count of each player in UNO!
~draw - Draws some cards from the Deck in UNO!
~hand - Shows your current hand
~join - Join the current game of UNO!
~leave - Leave the current game of UNO!
~pass - Pass your turn in UNO!
~play - Play your turn in UNO!
~q - Shows the current trivia question
~skip - Vote to skip the current trivia question

-*~start - Starts a game of trivia

~startuno - Starts and and allows people to join a game of UNO!
~stop - Stops a game of trivia
~top - Shows the top card
~top10 - Shows the top ten trivia players
~unohelp - Tells you how to play UNO!
~wolf.start - Starts a game of Wolf

jeopardy

Plays a game of jeopardy.

omegle

Allows you to chat with a stranger on omegle.

mIRC Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script

If you use mIRC for your IRC client - and about 99% of the internet does - this little snippet of code can be a very valuable tool for your IRC experience and can also be a very fun part of learning some coding for the program, if you are into that stuff.

Open mIRC's script editor and click on the "Remotes" tab.
Make a new mIRC remote by clicking on "File" and then "New." You should be presented with a blank text area to edit in.
Paste this line in the new remote:
alias end { if ($1) { url $+(http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Special:Search?search=,$1-) } }
Save that Remote as whatever you want, but make sure it ends in .mrc also make sure it is someplace in your mIRC folder.
Load the remote by clicking on "file" again and then "load." Find your recently saved .mrc file and click that. The ED search script is now loaded.
To use, type /end (your search terms) in any mIRC channel or status window you have. The script will locate your search query and open the page in your default browser.

Example: /end Kittens will take you to this page

Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC

File:EDscriptsearcher.jpg

Just what the hell is this thing doing?

This script searches encyclopediadramatica.ch for your search item. If no search word is given, it will give results from a random word.

Syntax for the script is !dramatica search word(s) or just plain !dramatica for random.

There is a ! trigger that will notice the user and a @ trigger that will message the channel if the user has halfops or higher.

;Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script by Ford_Lawnmower -- irc.mindforge.org #USA-Chat
menu Channel,Status {
  .$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(1)) Encyclopedia Dramatica Trigger
  ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(2)) On: .enable #dramatica
  ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == Off,$style(2)) Off: .disable #dramatica
}
#dramatica on
On $*:Text:/^(!|@)dramatica.*/Si:#: {
  if ($timer($+(dramatica,$network,$nick))) { return }
  .timer $+ $+(dramatica,$network,$nick) 1 4 noop
  var %method $iif($regml(1) == !,.notice $nick,$iif($regex($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,/(!|~|&|@|%)/),.msg $chan,.notice $nick))
  dramaticaS %method $2-
}
#dramatica end
alias dramatica { dramaticaS echo -a $1- }
alias -l dramaticaS {
  $1-2 Searching........
  var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)
  sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.ch 80
  sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)
}
alias -l dramaticaR {
  var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)
  sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.ch 80
  sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)
}
On *:sockopen:dramatica*: {
  if (!$sockerr) {
    sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0
    sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.ch
    sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
  }
  else { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
}
On *:sockread:dramaticaS*: {
  if ($sockerr) { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
  else {
    var %dramaticaS | sockread %dramaticaS
    if (Page title matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }
    if (Page text matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }    
    if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($regex(%dramaticaS,/\Q<li><a href="/\E(.*)\Q" title="\E/)) {
      dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $regml(1) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
      sockclose $sockname
      return
    }
    if (Location: isin %dramaticaS) {
      dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $nopath(%dramaticaS) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
      sockclose $sockname
      return
    }
  }
}
On *:sockread:dramaticaR*: {
  if ($sockerr) { echo -st socket error $nopath($script) }
  else {
    var %dramaticaR | sockread %dramaticaR
    if (*<p>*<b>* iswm %dramaticaR) || (*<p>*<i>* iswm %dramaticaR) { 
      sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,$calc($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) + 1),4,32) 
    }
    if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($httpstrip(%dramaticaR)) { 
      put $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $v1 $+(�,http://encyclopediadramatica.ch,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32))
      sockclose $sockname
      return
    }
  }
}
On *:sockclose:dramatica*: {
  if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)) && (dramaticaR* iswm $sockname) { dramaticaS $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) }
  else { $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) Sorry No results found for your Search }
}
alias -l httpstrip { var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x) | return $remove($replace(%x,&,&), ,<) }
alias -l Put {
  if (!$regex($1,/(\.|^)(msg|notice|echo)$/Si)) || (!$3) { echo -st **Put error** Syntax /Put msg #channel text - or - /Put notice nickname text  | return }
  var %tokens $0, %Tstart 3, %Dtimer 1500
  if ($timer($+(Put,$2,$network)).secs) { %Dtimer = $calc($v1 * 1000) }  
  while ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) > 430) {
    dec %tokens
    if ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) <= 430) {
      .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
      inc %Dtimer 1500
      %Tstart = $calc(%tokens + 1)
      %tokens = $0
    }
  }
  .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
  .timer $+ $+(Put,$2,$network) -m 1 $calc(%Dtimer + 1500) noop 
}

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 ===Zalgo===
-Main IRC bot, has more functions than are worth mentioning, but makes shit like [[Urban Dictionary|looking up bizarre fetishes]] just a little bit easier. It also tends to be abused the most. Some functions include"\:
+Main IRC bot, has more functions than are worth mentioning, but makes shit like [[Urban Dictionary|looking up bizarre fetishes]] just a little bit easier. It also tends to be abused the most. Some functions include:
 {{cs2|func|Zalgo functions|