Fetish

This article concerns the concept of sexual fetishism. Separate articles devoted to the concept of fetishism in anthropology and the Marxist concept of commodity fetishism are omitted because they are mind numbingly boring subjects.

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A stronger example of a droid fetish.

Masturbating with lingerie is a very common and enjoyable fetish.

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A fetish or paraphilia is an unusual (normally acquired) method of sexual arousal, usually centered upon an object or an idea that mainstream society declares taboo. It is only a true fetish if the individual consistently relies on the object for arousal and can't find arousal without its presence. Studies done by the FBI determined that sexual fetishes are rare and most of us will never meet the perverts who act on them. However, a study done in 2006 by searching Google revealed that over 9000 sites profit by pandering porn to perverts. Careful comparison to census figures reveals that every person in the world has developed at least three really disgusting fetishes, so you will have no difficulty finding partners who also enjoy putting cheese to creative use.

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Santa during his time off

Drama-generating techniques

Most hardcore fetishists are trolls themselves, spending their flaccid time evading their parole officer and posting pictures of their hobby in forums inhabited by 13-year-old boys and 16-year-old girls. You can make them very happy by telling them how foul and loathsome they are -- mentioning the eternal damnation of their pathetic souls is obligatory, as is explaining why your obsession with camels is perfectly normal. Some people like trees. This is apparently normal. Thousands of people were said to have had orgasms the night that TREE MAN was showed on britfag channel C4. Tree man was said to have been pleased by this.

A Partial List of Fetishes

Rule 34 of the Internet states the following: if it exists, there is a porn for it.

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Faggotry was considered a fetish, now is a lifestyle and a political issue.

• Anthropophagolagnia: Sexually aroused by rape with cannibalism.
• Apotemnophilia: Sexually aroused by fantasies about losing a limb.
• Arborphilia
• Balloon Fetish
• Sadism and Masochism
• Bellypunching
• Bestiality
• Cast Fetish
• Dysmorphophilia: Sexually aroused by deformed or physically impaired partners.
• Electrophilia: Sexually aroused by electricity.
• Foot fetishism: very popular among humans, even if you're not aware of it. You can ask Lowtax for more details. (See Also)
• Formicophilia: Sexually aroused by sex play with ants.
• Furry

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Hey! You got pedoes in my furry!

• Infantilism
• Inflatable Animals
• Berry girl
• Macrophilia
• Mellisophile: aroused by bee stings
• Odontophilia: Sexually aroused by tooth extractions/tooth fetish
• Objectophilia: Sexually attracted by inanimate objects, e.g. cars.
• Partial Unbirthing
• Pedophilia
• Republicanphilia: mildly aroused by WASPs.
• Plushophilia
• Pygmalionism: Sexually aroused by statues or mannequins.
• Robotism: Sexually aroused by the use of robots in sex play.
• Scopophilia: Sexually aroused by being stared at.
• Rope
• Siderodromophilia: Sexually aroused by trains.
• Unbirthing

• Vorearephilia
• Watersports: Golden showers
• Xylophilia: Sexually aroused by wood.
• Biastophilia: Sexual pleasure from committing rape (obviously). Also, sexually aroused by the idea of being raped.
• Frotteurism: sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against an unknowing stranger in public, like in subways. Common in Japan, and known as the chikan.
• Renfield's syndrome: clinical vampirism, or a compulsion to drink blood as a sexually-arousing act. Like Dracula and Pat Robertson.
• your mom

YouTube video that MAY contain your fave fetish you sick fuck.

Other fetishes you probably didn't know but would like to experiment

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Buffet of maniliness.

• Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are lame or crippled (excludes Heather Mills McCartney, no one can be that sick) includes Heather Mills McCartney, because i fucking would.
• Acomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)
• Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
• Acrotomophilia love of (or sexual attraction to) amputation or amputees
• Adolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent
• Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play (or being strangled)
• Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman
• Autonephioplia: (a.k.a diaper fetishism) sexual arousal from diapers
• Autossassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder
• Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity

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If you have a hard-on, you're a celebriphile. And a faggot.

• Chrematistophilia: sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one’s sexual partner.
• Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) shit
• Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
• Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
• Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit

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Mmm-mmm!

• Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence
• Erotophonophilia(also know as Homicidophilia or Lust murderism): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
• Euryproctophilia: sexual arousal by goatse.
• Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
• Fecophile: sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
• Nazi fetism: reletivaly new,fetishism over Nazi uniforms,Hitler,and Nazis themselves,is very popular around DeviantTard.
• Tiny lotus feet. love of (or sexual attraction to) small deformed feet.

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Still doing it wrong

Even btards aren't immune.

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  An example of acomophilia.
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• Macrophilia. It's scary.
  Macrophilia. It's scary.

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• Fetishes include wearing funny costumes.
  Fetishes include wearing funny costumes.
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  Fapping on photos is a fetish.
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  Asphyxiophilia
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  I masturbate just at the thought of defecating on her.
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  Odontophilia: you are doing it wrong.
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  Bestiality. Do it at your own risk.
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  Artist's depiction of macrovoraphilia.
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  A feet lover shares her deviance.
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  Fetish is great
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  People fap to this
• This too
  This too
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  Only Dorian Thorn faps to this.
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  ROBOT-MERMAID FAP FAP FAP
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  Chipmunk's foot in mouse vagina!
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  Before this whore gets his cock inside her vag. The guy in question requested her to jerk him off with her feet. This is yet another example of foot fetish
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  Sex on the city.
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  When brushing your teeth becomes oral sex.

People who have fetishes

• Sick fucks
• Furries
• Japanese
• Weeaboos
• Dorian Thorn
• You

See Also

• Pig bottom
• Cum slut
• Queen
• List of Sex Moves
• Your mom
• Michael Jackson
• Piss
• Shit
• Boytaur
• Crush Adams
• My Tiny Dick
• Niche & Fetish List
• BDSM
• Jodhpur-Fetish One of the oldest and most failed sites about horseback riding and riding clothes. For a small fee of $19.95 per year (CyberAge.com) you could not only get access to Joddyman's homemade fetish photos, but also pics that he stole from other sites (proof - looks suspiciously like catalog and webshop images, and nothing like the generic crap he's now churning out). As of now, the forum is knuckling under the fail of a dyslectic and a fapnatic - both being potential rapists, of course. The only threads that aren't complete fail (but on the other hand totally off topic) is the ones about birthdays.
• Ridingboots.net - like the one above, only that it never had any pretentions and therefore can't fail. In over 10 years, it only managed to feature three (3) M/F-couples.

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