MyAdopts

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We all know that the purpose of ED is to deliver you the truth and nothing but the truth. Thus we cannot say that MyAdopts is a wonderfully talented site pooling with imagination. Good God no, it’s the opposite.

Welcome to MyAdopts, another furry community that thinks they have created something new to the internet. BMR777, admin of the site and known fatty fat uggo, sat down one day and wondered how he can introduce something new and revolutionary to the internet. Of course, he completely failed at doing that as he merely stolen components of other sites and combined it into a trifecta of worthless: furries, bad art and butthurt. Because he aimed it at a group of internet rejects, the content of MyAdopts range from stolen content to poorly-made content.

The Site Builder

OMG KITTEH GUNNA JO1N!!1!11!11!1oneone!1

The key feature of MyAdopts is the fact that you can make your own website which allows the user to make their own Neopets game with amazing and complex features. That was just a lie, of course. The truth is that it’s just a CSS editor unlike how Neopets allowed users to code in raw HTML. The variety of features allows you to put a new CSS that looks shittier than the current one, add some pages, more pages and yes, more pages. Through this users create a “quest” for others. These quests are merely feeding your adopted pet with Down’s syndrome so that it continues to grind levels and get uglier as you feed them.

You can only edit provided that the site is not down due to floods of users raping its bandwidth with high traffic. Since the site is packed with horrible artists that can’t draw to save their life, their websites often resemble those old annoying Myspace layouts from the Web 1.0 era as they are often combined with awful color combinations and poorly drawn banners.

When your site is done, you must go straight to the forums, make a new thread, show off some of your MS Paint doodles and beg other users to join your new website.

MyAdopts Support Forum

The cesspool where these basement dwelling animal lovers hang out. The forum posts run through all forms of faggotry from discussing shitty forced memes to things original as THE GAME. The members are so stupid, they'll make posts on /b/ seem normal. /b/ will never resemble anything normal. Evar.

Typical posts include...

• Cum jo1n my site!1!1!1!!!1oneone! :3
• Please use better spelling and grammar so we can read your post.
• NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
• Look at my awesome art! It's good, I promise!
• i need help with my site!!1!
• HHEEEEEELLLP!! - (The proper response to these threads is 'Try looking in the FAQ, dumbfuck.')
• Who said DRAGONS can't be trainers?[1]
• Do you know about THE GAME?:D
• Help save teh aminals!
• DA HERD

...or anything else considered kawaii, Cancer, pure faggotry, or just plain stupid.

Some of the great art as drawn by an asspie user.

Members and the Community

The community is pretty much a shit bowl of attention whores, faggots, and cool people. The other half of the community is just a bunch of basement dwellers who will never see the light of day, or a bunch of kawaii furries who don't know worth a damn about what they are fucking with. They will continue to show off their wonderful pieces of art and upload stolen pics from Google or DeviantART to their site for all to enjoy.

What you could do to contribute is take any images from the best page on ED and put them onto an adoptable site, make an adoptable, and display them in your signature and elsewhere for the world to see. And if anybody ask why you did it, you just don't know why.

BMR777; the admin in all his glory.

A typical member of MyAdopts is quite easy to point out from the rest of the norm in today's society. These members are usually plain ugly, with terrible hygiene, glassy eyes, a bad case of acne, and will shit their pants when you mention cyber pets. Despite their being no girls on the internet, MyAdopts is supposedly is an exception. Most of the members claim to be female, however, one may disagree when the true identity of a member is shown, until it finally strikes the viewer who will proceed to shit bricks discovering that a girl that ugly may actually exist. These "girls" will always get wet in their pants at the mention of the admin's name(BMR777 or Brandon M. Rusnak), who they dream that someday they too will get to taste his delicious meat.

War on Encyclopedia Dramatica

EXTRA! EXTRA! MyAdopts claims war on ED!

No exceptions.

Shortly after the birth of this article, some insecure user from their community had already discovered this page. As such, they found it offensive and called whine-one-one. According to this post they will be banning any lulzy post or epic thread you can make. However, we all know this will result in even more lulz to be had.

An EXPERT analysis by a typical wolfaboo user

Methods of Trolling

Here are just a few creative ways of trolling.

1. Join the forum.
2. Find a random site thread.
3. Don't lie to them like the staff want you to - tell them how shitty their site is, how use of digimon content is illegal, how terrible their art is, how using images from Google is illegal, and how they should just GTFO and quit life.
4. Invite your friends! Raid the shithole they call the forums, and start raining pure facts up in there.
5. ????
6. PROFIT!

-OR-

1. You probably are tempted to join one of the many sites, so go ahead and do so. Join a site with an admin who seems like a gullible retard or noob, or any site that's offering to hire staff.
2. PM the admin of the site via some sort of Message Center offering to help maintain the site as an admin.
3. After gaining access, replace the CSS(or just delete it) and adoptable images with beautiful pictures of your manhood, favorite organization, or just use this image to make their site look better.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

DDoS? Nope! Just Butthurt...

As one may assume, MyAdopts would appear like it was down according to the link at the top of the page. However, this is not true. Instead, the butthurt admin has blocked any links from ED to their website to prevent "trolling". (AKA nice ED users telling them if they would just ignore ED, the article might disappear. But according to them, anyone from ED is a toddler who's just shitting their pants in anticipation, ready to troll.) But that's what search engines[2] are for. Or redirects. Also note that MyAdopts sometimes does go down due to server rape because the admin is too fat to get up and make some $$$.

See Also

• Furries
• Beastiality

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